Shakespeare One-Liners

rosecropper

For which of my bad parts didst thou first fall in love with me?

adremark

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate:
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
And summer's lease hath all too short a date.

HoolaHoopsMcGee

Crack the glass of her virginity and make the rest malleable.

beagletracks

As flies to wanton boys are we to the gods
They kill us for their sport

- King Lear

EvgeniZyntx

What a piece of work is a man

synchkat

On an aside....William was a pretty talented guy eh

HoolaHoopsMcGee

synchkat wrote: »

On an aside....William was a pretty talented guy eh

Haha, yes.

beagletracks

Exit, pursued by a bear.

bcedl1982

Hell is empty and all the devils are here.
- The Tempest

HoolaHoopsMcGee

I am one who loved not wisely but too well.

HoolaHoopsMcGee

Look like the innocent flower,
But be the serpent under it.

HoolaHoopsMcGee

Stars, hide your fires; Let not light see my black and deep desires.

RodaRose

He hath eaten me out of house and home; he hath put all my substance into that fat belly of his.

Jayco141

And in the naked light I saw
Ten thousand people, maybe more
People talking without speaking
People hearing without listening

Simon & Garfunkel
Shakespeare...Blah

melasencio

I have a chubby! -Hamlet

adremark

Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind; and therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.

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HoolaHoopsMcGee

Have you no modesty, no maiden shame, no touch of bashfulness?

beagletracks

So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this gives life to thee

beagletracks

Nothing will come of nothing: speak again.

pondee629

et tu, Brute?

beagletracks

You taught me language, and my profit on't is I know how to curse.

beagletracks

Cry woe, destruction, ruin, and decay:
The worst is death, and death will have his day.

cblue315

Honest goodfellows, ah, put up, put up;
For, well you know, this is a pitiful case.

alyssa0061

Be just and fear not. [Loved it so much it's tattooed on my legs]

Love thyself last: cherish those hearts that hate thee;
Corruption wins not more than honesty.
Still in thy right hand carry gentle peace,
To silence envious tongues. Be just, and fear not

beagletracks

Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none.

beagletracks

This above all: to thine own self be true,
And it must follow, as the night the day,
Thou canst not then be false to any man.

beagletracks

Frailty, thy name is woman!

Montepulciano

Thou weigh'st thy words before thou givest them breath.

beagletracks

The quality of mercy is not strain'd,
It droppeth as the gentle rain from heaven
Upon the place beneath: it is twice bless'd;
It blesses him that gives and him that takes.