With the news feed STILL down

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  • beachgod
    beachgod Posts: 567 Member
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    P.S. I used the cat font just for you! :flowerforyou: You gotta drag it up to the address bar to see the whole thing.
  • BenchPressingCats
    BenchPressingCats Posts: 1,826 Member
    Oh my god...SOMEONE STOLE YOUR PANTS!!!!!

    I'M SORRY THAT MY PANTS BURST OFF WHENEVER I SEE CATRINAH. THIS CANNOT BE HELPED.

    I have no issue with this. She is hot, and your pants are off, its winning all over the place.

    I should have been holding a slice of bacon. Then none of the MFP users would be able to control their orgasms.
  • BenchPressingCats
    BenchPressingCats Posts: 1,826 Member
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    P>S> I used the cat font just for you! :flowerforyou:

    Imma bench press all those kittehs!
  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
    It's A Perfect Circle. It's also backwards because I had to take it in my mirror. I has no real life friends to take sexy pictures of me, lol!

    I volunteer to take the pics. :flowerforyou:

    Weren't you the one who was going to let me move in so we could have beer together and stuff? I feel like I remember this from another thread.

    :blushing: Apparently I'm stalking you. I'm not this creepy in real life. Yes, let's have beer and take awesome profile pictures!

    10/10 would have beer and awesome profile pictures with. :drinker:

    Lucky for you, I live in close proximity to over a dozen breweries, all located in a beautiful downtown area that would offer an amazing backdrop for duck-faced selfies.
  • BenchPressingCats
    BenchPressingCats Posts: 1,826 Member
    So. Jelly.
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    Oh my god...SOMEONE STOLE YOUR PANTS!!!!!

    I'M SORRY THAT MY PANTS BURST OFF WHENEVER I SEE CATRINAH. THIS CANNOT BE HELPED.

    I will be stealing CatrinaH from you soon. Sorry.
  • BenchPressingCats
    BenchPressingCats Posts: 1,826 Member
    Oh my god...SOMEONE STOLE YOUR PANTS!!!!!

    I'M SORRY THAT MY PANTS BURST OFF WHENEVER I SEE CATRINAH. THIS CANNOT BE HELPED.

    I will be stealing CatrinaH from you soon. Sorry.

    NO. she has to ride on my shoulders and make my cat a spider cat. And then I'm going to spot her while she's squatting in really tight yoga pants. We have plans, dammit!
  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
    Ok. I'm taking ALL the pictures now!
  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
    So. Jelly.

    You wouldn't have to be if you would just move in with me. I'll be home at 6pm mountain. Get packin'!
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    Oh my god...SOMEONE STOLE YOUR PANTS!!!!!

    I'M SORRY THAT MY PANTS BURST OFF WHENEVER I SEE CATRINAH. THIS CANNOT BE HELPED.

    I will be stealing CatrinaH from you soon. Sorry.

    NO. she has to ride on my shoulders and make my cat a spider cat. And then I'm going to spot her while she's squatting in really tight yoga pants. We have plans, dammit!

    Dont worry, we will send you pics of her and I doing that. :)
  • BenchPressingCats
    BenchPressingCats Posts: 1,826 Member
    Ok. I'm taking ALL the pictures now!

    Me
    +CatrinaH
    -pants
    +spider kitteh
    WINNING!
  • BenchPressingCats
    BenchPressingCats Posts: 1,826 Member
    So. Jelly.

    You wouldn't have to be if you would just move in with me. I'll be home at 6pm mountain. Get packin'!

    ON MY WAY! Hope you don't mind that I'm bringing my kittehs.
  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
    So. Jelly.

    You wouldn't have to be if you would just move in with me. I'll be home at 6pm mountain. Get packin'!

    ON MY WAY! Hope you don't mind that I'm bringing my kittehs.

    Do they drink the beerz too?
  • BenchPressingCats
    BenchPressingCats Posts: 1,826 Member
    So. Jelly.

    You wouldn't have to be if you would just move in with me. I'll be home at 6pm mountain. Get packin'!

    ON MY WAY! Hope you don't mind that I'm bringing my kittehs.

    Do they drink the beerz too?

    I have one that licked beer off the floor when I spilled a little. It wasn't good beer, otherwise I would have been down there with him! :laugh:
  • Dead_Darling
    Dead_Darling Posts: 478 Member
    Yay A Perfect Circle!
  • BenchPressingCats
    BenchPressingCats Posts: 1,826 Member
    Yay A Perfect Circle!

    Hey beautiful!
  • Morninglory81
    Morninglory81 Posts: 1,190 Member
    Ok. I'm taking ALL the pictures now!

    Me
    +CatrinaH
    -pants
    +spider kitteh
    WINNING!
    I can almost see this :bigsmile:
  • BenchPressingCats
    BenchPressingCats Posts: 1,826 Member
    So, guys, since I have no news feed, I have to put this all here: I'm about to go make a bacon, Nutella, and peanut butter sandwich. I will return with the results. Keep being sexy!
  • Phoenix24601
    Phoenix24601 Posts: 620 Member
    Nice! You look great!
  • lightdiva1
    lightdiva1 Posts: 935 Member
    So, guys, since I have no news feed, I have to put this all here: I'm about to go make a bacon, Nutella, and peanut butter sandwich. I will return with the results. Keep being sexy!

    Your making food porn...

    Okay, time for me to hobble into the kitchen and attempt to grab food and leave the kitchen with food then go back for the water and not spill anything... Attempt one go!
  • BenchPressingCats
    BenchPressingCats Posts: 1,826 Member
    Nice! You look great!

    Wow, all the hotties are showing up in my thread! I am honored! :blushing:

    Thank you!
  • BenchPressingCats
    BenchPressingCats Posts: 1,826 Member
    So, guys, since I have no news feed, I have to put this all here: I'm about to go make a bacon, Nutella, and peanut butter sandwich. I will return with the results. Keep being sexy!

    Your making food porn...

    Okay, time for me to hobble into the kitchen and attempt to grab food and leave the kitchen with food then go back for the water and not spill anything... Attempt one go!

    Just in case you were wondering: sex. It tastes like sex.
  • lightdiva1
    lightdiva1 Posts: 935 Member
    You are not nice... I had to settle for yogurt and water, as that was all that would fit down my bra...
  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
    You are not nice... I had to settle for yogurt and water, as that was all that would fit down my bra...

    You keep food in your bra? How YOU doin'?!
  • OK so it's not just me, Thanks Guys
  • BenchPressingCats
    BenchPressingCats Posts: 1,826 Member
    You are not nice... I had to settle for yogurt and water, as that was all that would fit down my bra...

    I sowwy! I will make you a sammich like a good woman.
  • BenchPressingCats
    BenchPressingCats Posts: 1,826 Member
    OK so it's not just me, Thanks Guys

    You're... welcome? :huh:
  • tehboxingkitteh
    tehboxingkitteh Posts: 1,574 Member
    Bench, this is what happened when I saw your new avatar...

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  • lightdiva1
    lightdiva1 Posts: 935 Member
    You are not nice... I had to settle for yogurt and water, as that was all that would fit down my bra...

    You keep food in your bra? How YOU doin'?!

    It started as a way to survive crutches a few days ago... Ice water down the bra.... bad idea.

    You can help me stash my snacks later k :wink:
  • BenchPressingCats
    BenchPressingCats Posts: 1,826 Member
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    Hai boxing kitteh!