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What is a safe alternative to water?

CountryDevil
CountryDevil Posts: 819 Member
edited January 29 in Chit-Chat
I was reading up on dihydrogen monoxide and hear it is a safe alternative to water. Does anyone use dihydrogen monoxide and can you you tell me if it is really safe?

Replies

  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
    Water isn't safe. Drink only beer.
  • BenchPressingCats
    BenchPressingCats Posts: 1,826 Member
    I prefer beer. Just to be safe.
  • Cp731
    Cp731 Posts: 3,195 Member
    water w/lemon ow and ice
  • BenchPressingCats
    BenchPressingCats Posts: 1,826 Member
    Water isn't safe. Drink only beer.

    OMG, that's it. We need to make it MFP official too.
  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
    I prefer beer. Just to be safe.

    You must be my soul mate.
  • JustPeachy044
    JustPeachy044 Posts: 770 Member
    red wine.
  • Codename_Duchess
    Codename_Duchess Posts: 2,042 Member
    & if you're not a beer person, maybe...

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  • CountryDevil
    CountryDevil Posts: 819 Member
    Water isn't safe. Drink only beer.

    I have considered both beer and tequila. They are both made from natural ingredients. They have to be better for you than water. Right?
  • m76b
    m76b Posts: 1,498 Member
    vodka! :drinker:
  • BenchPressingCats
    BenchPressingCats Posts: 1,826 Member
    I prefer beer. Just to be safe.

    You must be my soul mate.

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  • Mother_Superior
    Mother_Superior Posts: 1,624 Member
    Beer is the only acceptable drink...except maybe for coffee.
  • diodelcibo
    diodelcibo Posts: 2,564 Member
    Diet coke.
  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
    I prefer beer. Just to be safe.

    You must be my soul mate.

    tumblr_mo6ur7fym91r70duco1_400.gif

    I need my newsfeed back so I can shout it from the rooftops!
  • BenchPressingCats
    BenchPressingCats Posts: 1,826 Member
    I prefer beer. Just to be safe.

    You must be my soul mate.

    tumblr_mo6ur7fym91r70duco1_400.gif

    I need my newsfeed back so I can shout it from the rooftops!

    We should collaborate on a thread so we can let all of MFP know how much we love each other. And post plenty of kitteh gifs!
  • DonM46
    DonM46 Posts: 772 Member
    Try powdered water.
    Just add water & it's great.
  • NotRailMeat
    NotRailMeat Posts: 509 Member
    Dihydrogen Monoxide? Doesn't that stuff corrode metal? Why would you ever put that stuff in your body? It's toxic!

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  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
    I prefer beer. Just to be safe.

    You must be my soul mate.

    tumblr_mo6ur7fym91r70duco1_400.gif

    I need my newsfeed back so I can shout it from the rooftops!

    We should collaborate on a thread so we can let all of MFP know how much we love each other. And post plenty of kitteh gifs!

    tumblr_ly8ejdM41q1r5qrimo1_400.gif
  • BenchPressingCats
    BenchPressingCats Posts: 1,826 Member
    I prefer beer. Just to be safe.

    You must be my soul mate.

    tumblr_mo6ur7fym91r70duco1_400.gif

    I need my newsfeed back so I can shout it from the rooftops!

    We should collaborate on a thread so we can let all of MFP know how much we love each other. And post plenty of kitteh gifs!

    tumblr_ly8ejdM41q1r5qrimo1_400.gif

    No kitteh. That beer is not good for you! GUINNESS, KITTEH.
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    Please do not use dihydrogen monoxide it is a highly soluble material and has even been known to destroy granite. It also can cause hyponatremia. Please avoid this poison at all costs.
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