What is a safe alternative to water?

CountryDevil

I was reading up on dihydrogen monoxide and hear it is a safe alternative to water. Does anyone use dihydrogen monoxide and can you you tell me if it is really safe?

Some_Watery_Tart

Water isn't safe. Drink only beer.

BenchPressingCats

I prefer beer. Just to be safe.

Cp731

water w/lemon ow and ice

BenchPressingCats

Water isn't safe. Drink only beer.

OMG, that's it. We need to make it MFP official too.

Some_Watery_Tart

I prefer beer. Just to be safe.

You must be my soul mate.

JustPeachy044

red wine.

Codename_Duchess

& if you're not a beer person, maybe...

CountryDevil

Water isn't safe. Drink only beer.

I have considered both beer and tequila. They are both made from natural ingredients. They have to be better for you than water. Right?

m76b

vodka! :drinker:

BenchPressingCats

I prefer beer. Just to be safe.

You must be my soul mate.

Mother_Superior

Beer is the only acceptable drink...except maybe for coffee.

diodelcibo

Diet coke.

Some_Watery_Tart

I prefer beer. Just to be safe.

You must be my soul mate.

I need my newsfeed back so I can shout it from the rooftops!

BenchPressingCats

I prefer beer. Just to be safe.

You must be my soul mate.

I need my newsfeed back so I can shout it from the rooftops!

We should collaborate on a thread so we can let all of MFP know how much we love each other. And post plenty of kitteh gifs!

DonM46

Try powdered water.
Just add water & it's great.

NotRailMeat

Dihydrogen Monoxide? Doesn't that stuff corrode metal? Why would you ever put that stuff in your body? It's toxic!

Some_Watery_Tart

I prefer beer. Just to be safe.

You must be my soul mate.

I need my newsfeed back so I can shout it from the rooftops!

We should collaborate on a thread so we can let all of MFP know how much we love each other. And post plenty of kitteh gifs!

BenchPressingCats

I prefer beer. Just to be safe.

You must be my soul mate.

I need my newsfeed back so I can shout it from the rooftops!

We should collaborate on a thread so we can let all of MFP know how much we love each other. And post plenty of kitteh gifs!

No kitteh. That beer is not good for you! GUINNESS, KITTEH.

ldrosophila

Please do not use dihydrogen monoxide it is a highly soluble material and has even been known to destroy granite. It also can cause hyponatremia. Please avoid this poison at all costs.