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Chuck Norris...
Steven_626
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Ready for the Chuck Norris Jokes? Everyone's got them right? Let them begin!
When Chuck Norris does push ups, he doesn't push himself, he pushes the world.
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear laying in his living room. It's not dead, its just afraid to move.
Your turn!
When Chuck Norris does push ups, he doesn't push himself, he pushes the world.
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear laying in his living room. It's not dead, its just afraid to move.
Your turn!
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Chuck Norris and Superman fought each other once. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.3
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monsters check under their beds at night to make sure chuck norris isn't there.1
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.1
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Keep em' coming
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Chuck Norris was once bitten by a rattle snake. After 5 long and agonizing days the rattle snake died.1
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Some magicians can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.0
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Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the *kitten* out of it.0
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That's funny. Lol ^^^1
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I like the "answer answer" options haha!1
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People are still doing these?0
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Chuck Norris sued MySpace. For stealing his space.0
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