My Interested in Men

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  • EddieHaskell97
    EddieHaskell97 Posts: 2,227 Member
    trvshm wrote: »
    I'm interested in men with 3 or more felonies

    I thought you were going to say 3 or more testicles.

    Eeeek no.

    is only 1 okay?

    It worked for Hitler

    Not really. He never had any children and his wife was labeled "the unhappiest woman in Germany" at the time.

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/books/11165627/Adolf-Hitler-sex-life-Eva-Braun.html

    I heard she wrote a book called "Mein Can't F"


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  • SugarBabyGirl
    SugarBabyGirl Posts: 7,026 Member
    Blah blah blah... PIZZA!!!! Blah blah blah...
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    trvshm wrote: »
    I'm interested in men with 3 or more felonies

    I thought you were going to say 3 or more testicles.

    Eeeek no.

    is only 1 okay?

    It worked for Hitler

    Not really. He never had any children and his wife was labeled "the unhappiest woman in Germany" at the time.

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/books/11165627/Adolf-Hitler-sex-life-Eva-Braun.html

    I heard she wrote a book called "Mein Can't F"


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    Her "O" face is scary.
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
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  • A_NecessaryEvil
    A_NecessaryEvil Posts: 52 Member
    strozman wrote: »
    Someone asked me what I like in a Man
    Well easy
    I like them Tall, Bearded, with Tattoos
    Body image? I don't care honestly but being fit is just fine, I dont mind muscles either
    I love to eat so they cant take that away from me so i work out to maintain the figure I have other then that if I feel like eating Pizza DAMN RIGHT!! Ima eat that
    Sense of Humor is big for me and require 100% Attention

    That's crazy because my interest in women
    Well easy
    I like them Tall, Bearded, with Tattoos (most definitely my womenz better b rocking this look)
    Body image? I don't care honestly but being fit is just fine, I dont mind muscles either
    I love to eat so they cant take that away from me so i work out to maintain the figure I have other then that if I feel like eating Pizza DAMN RIGHT!! Ima eat that
    Sense of Humor is big for me and require 100% Attention

    I have a super long chin whisker. Does this count as bearded?
  • salembambi
    salembambi Posts: 5,585 Member
    i found out yesterday that one of the mens i had a thing for is in prison now

    the other one is a male model who is not in prison
  • LouLouStBijou
    LouLouStBijou Posts: 987 Member
    Sugar_Pill wrote: »

    Jax teller. The answer is Jax teller.

    Oh Lordy, I second this!!!!!
  • T0M_K
    T0M_K Posts: 7,526 Member
    great first post.
  • JessicaJS23
    JessicaJS23 Posts: 1,863 Member
    salembambi wrote: »
    i found out yesterday that one of the mens i had a thing for is in prison now

    the other one is a male model who is not in prison

    Thats a nice variety <3
  • salembambi
    salembambi Posts: 5,585 Member
    salembambi wrote: »
    i found out yesterday that one of the mens i had a thing for is in prison now

    the other one is a male model who is not in prison

    Thats a nice variety <3

    bad boy and insanely pretty boy niiiicceeee i got me enough nerds too ;)
  • JeromeBarry1
    JeromeBarry1 Posts: 10,179 Member
    trvshm wrote: »
    I'm interested in men with 3 or more felonies

    I thought you were going to say 3 or more testicles.

    Eeeek no.

    is only 1 okay?

    An old friend of mine had one nut. A German with an 88 shot off the other one.
  • Antd420
    Antd420 Posts: 161 Member
    I'm interested in men with 3 or more felonies

    Damn I only have 2
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    Antd420 wrote: »
    I'm interested in men with 3 or more felonies

    Damn I only have 2

    I have one. Tag team her?
  • Antd420
    Antd420 Posts: 161 Member
    jnichel wrote: »
    Antd420 wrote: »
    I'm interested in men with 3 or more felonies

    Damn I only have 2

    I have one. Tag team her?

    Lol
  • JessicaJS23
    JessicaJS23 Posts: 1,863 Member
    Antd420 wrote: »
    jnichel wrote: »
    Antd420 wrote: »
    I'm interested in men with 3 or more felonies

    Damn I only have 2

    I have one. Tag team her?

    Lol

    I laugh at him too
  • Tsartele
    Tsartele Posts: 683 Member
    The sexiest men are the ones that cook and clean, makes me all warm just thinking about him scrubbing down the kitchen or vacuuming the living room...mmmmm

    I had a conversation with one of my friends shortly after he got married and he told me "Sex begins in the kitchen" Now I understand this wisdom.
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    Antd420 wrote: »
    jnichel wrote: »
    Antd420 wrote: »
    I'm interested in men with 3 or more felonies

    Damn I only have 2

    I have one. Tag team her?

    Lol

    I laugh at him too

    Bless your heart.
  • JessicaJS23
    JessicaJS23 Posts: 1,863 Member
    jnichel wrote: »
    Antd420 wrote: »
    jnichel wrote: »
    Antd420 wrote: »
    I'm interested in men with 3 or more felonies

    Damn I only have 2

    I have one. Tag team her?

    Lol

    I laugh at him too

    Bless your heart.

    Bless your brain
  • Mexicanbigfoot
    Mexicanbigfoot Posts: 520 Member
    I like all the men. Pizza is a very close second!!
  • jbconnelly
    jbconnelly Posts: 170 Member
    Someone on another thread told me there would be pizza here..
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    edited May 2016
    jnichel wrote: »
    Antd420 wrote: »
    jnichel wrote: »
    Antd420 wrote: »
    I'm interested in men with 3 or more felonies

    Damn I only have 2

    I have one. Tag team her?

    Lol

    I laugh at him too

    Bless your heart.

    Bless your brain

    Are we supposed to be having some sort of Internet spat? It'd be nice if you'd let me know A) who you are and 2) what you think I did to twist your panties.
  • JessicaJS23
    JessicaJS23 Posts: 1,863 Member
    jnichel wrote: »
    jnichel wrote: »
    Antd420 wrote: »
    jnichel wrote: »
    Antd420 wrote: »
    I'm interested in men with 3 or more felonies

    Damn I only have 2

    I have one. Tag team her?

    Lol

    I laugh at him too

    Bless your heart.

    Bless your brain

    Are we supposed to be having some sort of Internet spat? It'd be nice if you'd let me know A) who you are and 2) what you think I did to twist your panties.

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    Are we?
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    I like my men like I like my coffee.....I don't drink coffee
  • JessicaJS23
    JessicaJS23 Posts: 1,863 Member
    I like my men like I like my coffee.....I don't drink coffee
    Me too. Artificially sweet and cold
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    I like my men like I like my coffee.....I don't drink coffee

    That's not what you said last night.
  • nitroalley
    nitroalley Posts: 3,599 Member
    synchkat wrote: »
    Big bank account.
    That's my interest

    Hmmm
    People say women only want me for my money. And I say duh. What am I going to do die with it?
  • _incogNEATo_
    _incogNEATo_ Posts: 4,537 Member
    jnichel wrote: »
    I like my men like I like my coffee.....I don't drink coffee

    That's not what you said last night.

    Some of this stuff is so much creepier with your profile pic. JS
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    jnichel wrote: »
    I like my men like I like my coffee.....I don't drink coffee

    That's not what you said last night.

    Some of this stuff is so much creepier with your profile pic. JS

    I'll change it to the Navy one, since most people think that about us squids anyway. Now, when MFP decides to reflect that change here is anyone's guess.
  • JessicaJS23
    JessicaJS23 Posts: 1,863 Member
    jnichel wrote: »
    I like my men like I like my coffee.....I don't drink coffee

    That's not what you said last night.

    Some of this stuff is so much creepier with your profile pic. JS

    THANK YOU! I didn't want to be the one that said something.
  • toned_thugs_n_harmony
    toned_thugs_n_harmony Posts: 1,001 Member
    The OP has all the traits of a fake profile. Stolen pic and incoherent sentences. And no further responses.

    My bet is a lot of our brothers messaged her and the person is sitting back laughing.

    you mean "my interested in men" isn't correct?!