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messy_Missy16
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Once upon a time there was a man named Tim.
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Tim lived in his car with his dog jingles0
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Jingles had special powers....0
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he could shape shift in to anything he desired.0
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One day, Tim and Jingles were driving their home down the California coast, when off in the distance they saw something astonishing!0
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as they approached.........0
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Jingles whined, sticking his head out the window as far as he could, then couldn't stand it any more and shape-shifted into a falcon, leaving Tim behind in a flurry of feathers as he sped forward to investigate.0
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Tim was so upset that he had a heart attack.0
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But Tim's heart attack didn't kill him because...0
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Jingles licked him back to life w/ his super spit!0
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Tim was happy to be alive but also fairly grossed out so he0
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ate a super double cheeseburger with an order of fries.0
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which he choked on due to his gluttony.0
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Lucky for Tim, Jingles performed the Heimlich maneuver and all was well........until........0
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Jingles accidentally shape shifted into a fire breathing dragon!0
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Tim leaps onto Jingles back and Jingles flies high into the sky.......0
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But they crash into an airplane and they both die.0
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but it was just a dream and they both wake up in the garden,0
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Along with mushrooms which they tasted.....
Lovegolf had them too....:-)0 -
Tim and Jingles were suddenly overcome by the urge to dance...to Gangnam Style!0
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Then Psy appeared and joined them in this dance..0
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So they both jumped up and started dancing, but Tim strained a bit and farted
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Suddenly, Tim realised this was more than just a fart and the laughing stopped.0
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It was like a scene from bridesmaids...0
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Which Tim had watched in theatres with Jingles, who was in the guise of a sexy lady pretending to be his girlfriend, which honestly makes everyone uncomfortable0
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