$/@^&@&#^^@#!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sc10985
sc10985 Posts: 347 Member
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Ohhh my god I just stubbed my pinky toe on the bathroom door frame and let out such a swear filled roar that I'll be surprised if the cops don't show up. Why is that blasted toe such an a$$h0le??????!!!!!

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  • Tony_Brewski
    Tony_Brewski Posts: 1,376 Member
    Because the other's weren't up for the task.
  • lewandt
    lewandt Posts: 566 Member
    I have heard the average person breaks their pinky toe 5 times in their lifetime
  • Morninglory81
    Morninglory81 Posts: 1,190 Member
    In the past week I have successfully broken both my baby toes in completely unrelated instances.
  • TyTy76
    TyTy76 Posts: 1,761 Member
    LOLZ
  • Cp731
    Cp731 Posts: 3,195 Member
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  • HappyNinjaStar
    HappyNinjaStar Posts: 353 Member
    Did something similar yesterday. Unfortunately my toddler was nearby and began repeating my expletive with a certain undefinable glee....
  • sc10985
    sc10985 Posts: 347 Member
    In the past week I have successfully broken both my baby toes in completely unrelated instances.

    It's like. They were put there just to f**k you over.
  • sc10985
    sc10985 Posts: 347 Member
    Did something similar yesterday. Unfortunately my toddler was nearby and began repeating my expletive with a certain undefinable glee....

    Oh I was thanking god my 2 year old was too busy to notice. I never know what she'll repeat these days. Last week she had an explosive diaper and as I was changing her I muttered "Ohh god" under my breath and she spent the next hour creepily whispering "oohh gahh" lmao.
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    I have heard the average person breaks their pinky toe 5 times in their lifetime

    I can believe that when is evolution gonna drop that thing off
  • HappyNinjaStar
    HappyNinjaStar Posts: 353 Member
    Did something similar yesterday. Unfortunately my toddler was nearby and began repeating my expletive with a certain undefinable glee....

    Oh I was thanking god my 2 year old was too busy to notice. I never know what she'll repeat these days. Last week she had an explosive diaper and as I was changing her I muttered "Ohh god" under my breath and she spent the next hour creepily whispering "oohh gahh" lmao.

    haha! Mine got a nasty diaper rash last week from the god awful heat and humidity. I was putting some ointment on the rash and I said 'I know it hurts' when he squirmed away. Now he keeps touching his crotch, my crotch, and everyone else's crotch saying 'I know it hurts'. It's just freaking creepy...lol
  • sc10985
    sc10985 Posts: 347 Member
    Did something similar yesterday. Unfortunately my toddler was nearby and began repeating my expletive with a certain undefinable glee....

    Oh I was thanking god my 2 year old was too busy to notice. I never know what she'll repeat these days. Last week she had an explosive diaper and as I was changing her I muttered "Ohh god" under my breath and she spent the next hour creepily whispering "oohh gahh" lmao.

    haha! Mine got a nasty diaper rash last week from the god awful heat and humidity. I was putting some ointment on the rash and I said 'I know it hurts' when he squirmed away. Now he keeps touching his crotch, my crotch, and everyone else's crotch saying 'I know it hurts'. It's just freaking creepy...lol

    Omg! That's too funny!!! Kids!!

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