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Prove to me....

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  • Icelandic_Saga
    Icelandic_Saga Posts: 2,926 Member
    I'm not a figment of your imagination, but I might actually be a dirty old man posing as a young blonde woman.

    Perfection. I am actually a pretty blonde woman posing as a dirty old man.

    we should hang out lolol
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    I'm not a figment of your imagination, but I might actually be a dirty old man posing as a young blonde woman.

    Perfection. I am actually a pretty blonde woman posing as a dirty old man.

    we should hang out lolol

    In my imagination, we already have.
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    All of your jimmies have been rustled. :laugh: :laugh:

    Clever response.

    Can we have another? How about a thinly veiled insult?
    You seem upset bro. Need a hug?

    I expected better
  • Icelandic_Saga
    Icelandic_Saga Posts: 2,926 Member
    I'm not a figment of your imagination, but I might actually be a dirty old man posing as a young blonde woman.

    Perfection. I am actually a pretty blonde woman posing as a dirty old man.

    we should hang out lolol

    In my imagination, we already have.

    should I feel creeped out? lolol
  • lorieric5037
    lorieric5037 Posts: 97
    Be still & know that I am God!:mad:
  • MexicanOsmosis
    MexicanOsmosis Posts: 382 Member
    I can't I probably am a figment of your imagination. Why you're imagining about me is a bit concerning....

    This is a good point.
  • Ejourneys
    Ejourneys Posts: 1,603 Member
    ......that you are not a figment of my imagination.

    Hard to prove if we're all living in a computer simulation. :-)
    http://www.simulation-argument.com/simulation.html
  • SteelySunshine
    SteelySunshine Posts: 1,092 Member
    I don't have to prove anything. How do I know you are real anyway?
  • CarlaRG
    CarlaRG Posts: 264
    I just slapped you...did you feel that?
  • skullshank
    skullshank Posts: 4,323 Member
    Be still & know that I am God!:mad:

    thread is now divisive.

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  • laughingdani
    laughingdani Posts: 2,275 Member
    Because I have been here for 4 years.

    Who the hell would keep up a charade for this long? I have to be real!
  • 43932452
    43932452 Posts: 7,246 Member
    Play nice! :)
  • escloflowneCHANGED
    escloflowneCHANGED Posts: 3,038 Member
    Be still & know that I am God!:mad:

    Kanye!?
  • VorJoshigan
    VorJoshigan Posts: 1,106 Member
    I'm actually OK with you thinking that I'm a figment of your imagination.
  • happywithme12
    happywithme12 Posts: 477 Member
    All of your jimmies have been rustled. :laugh: :laugh:

    Clever response.

    Can we have another? How about a thinly veiled insult?
    You seem upset bro. Need a hug?


    If he doesn't want a hug i could use one
  • happywithme12
    happywithme12 Posts: 477 Member
    I thought I was a figment of your imagination but then when i asked my brain the little people in there started arguing about if we were or not and now i am not even sure
  • soldier4242
    soldier4242 Posts: 1,368 Member
    ......that you are not a figment of my imagination.

    It is impossible to prove to you that I am not a figment of your imagination and vice versa. You perceive reality through your senses and you are always you. Anything I say to you will also pass through that same filter so there is no way I could get a message to you without passing through your senses. I am sure you already knew this. After all if I am not real then this message is being produced by some part of your mind.
  • joe_madre
    joe_madre Posts: 693
    ......that you are not a figment of my imagination.

    It is impossible to prove to you that I am not a figment of your imagination and vice versa. You perceive reality through your senses and you are always you. Anything I say to you will also pass through that same filter so there is no way I could get a message to you without passing through your senses. I am sure you already knew this. After all if I am not real then this message is being produced by some part of your mind.

    Profound. I must be imagining things.

    ...wait, where am I???
  • lilbit71
    lilbit71 Posts: 16 Member
    I am nobody's figment, although apparently I am not the word connoisseur I thought I was. I had to look up solipsist :tongue:
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    What's a Jimmie and how do you rustle them?
  • Icelandic_Saga
    Icelandic_Saga Posts: 2,926 Member
    I love jimmies on my ice cream. I hope no one rustles them while I'm trying to eat!
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