In need of flippant motivation

VorJoshigan

I saw another thread that said "In need of serious motivation". It made me realize that I do not benefit from external serious motivation. It crushes my soul and leaches the joy from my world.

I would appreciate some motivation though. It has been a slow year with regard to reaching my fitness goals.

Any and all flippant motivation is welcome. GIFs, knock-knock jokes, sarcasm (though this seems over-used on the forums), anecdotes, whatever ya got as long as it's motivating.

Bring it. Unless it's already been broughten of course.

Sweaty_N_Hungry

Hold on, I'm busy...

anjani_009

I have a dumb joke for you.

"Where was Mrs.Clause when the lights went out?"............................................. in the dark.

43932452

Hold on, I'm busy...

Sexxxy!

miss_jessiejane

Hey, you should, you know, do stuff. Or don't. Whatever.



Was that flippant enough?

ShannonMpls

Perhaps you should attend some group fitness classes. Hip thrusts occasionally take place.



Or maybe you should get a dog? They're excellent exercise companions.



Then after you workout, eat those exercise calories

WannaBeCroft

Hold on, I'm busy...

Reminds me of the Adidas running campaign from 1999 - 2000. Have to admit that on the short loop this clip really is pretty disturbing!




The wind in your hair, the Vaseline in your underarms, the bandaids on your chest --- Runners are a breed apart. Hashers have it right--- run for beer!

gddrdld

2 mice fell into a bucket of cream...Yada...Yada..Yada.

lachesissss

I walked into a bar. You think I would've squatted.

zyxst

Have you heard of Outside? I hear the graphics are killer.

eric_sg61

Hold on, I'm busy...

mclgo

(insert flippant image here)

Apparently I'm not technically gifted enough to copy and paste a simple image.:huh: :huh: