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  • 43932452
    43932452 Posts: 7,246 Member
    .. and duration?
  • MarioLozano16
    MarioLozano16 Posts: 319 Member
    Well let's find out
  • Cutting4life
    Cutting4life Posts: 505 Member
    Tonight I can expect to burn anywhere between 0-0 calories.

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  • MercenaryNoetic26
    MercenaryNoetic26 Posts: 2,747 Member
    im assuming thats missionary.

    cowgirl? girl on top.... that feels like my thighs are going to tear open

    :laugh: you need to work those thighs! That's my fave position.
  • BluejayNY
    BluejayNY Posts: 301 Member
    "Thirty minutes of sex burns 85 calories or more" according to webmd

    Who in the hell does it for 30 minutes??

    For real! Are you doing it 10 times or something?!?

    That's gotta include the time it takes to take your socks off.

    Are you serious? We usually do it 30-45 minutes...

    But he does most of the work. I am more like an intermission haha.
  • Trueray
    Trueray Posts: 1,189 Member
    "Thirty minutes of sex burns 85 calories or more" according to webmd

    Who in the hell does it for 30 minutes??

    For real! Are you doing it 10 times or something?!?

    That's gotta include the time it takes to take your socks off.

    Are you serious? We usually do it 30-45 minutes...

    But he does most of the work. I am more like an intermission haha.

    You are that type of girl huh. *shakes head*
  • Cutting4life
    Cutting4life Posts: 505 Member
    "Thirty minutes of sex burns 85 calories or more" according to webmd

    Who in the hell does it for 30 minutes??

    For real! Are you doing it 10 times or something?!?

    That's gotta include the time it takes to take your socks off.

    Are you serious? We usually do it 30-45 minutes...

    But he does most of the work. I am more like an intermission haha.

    This, donno why most women just lay there and expect men to do all the work.
  • thatonegirlwiththestuff
    thatonegirlwiththestuff Posts: 1,171 Member
    Tonight I can expect to burn anywhere between 0-0 calories.
    Come to my house and let's burn some calories! I bet we can blow that 85 calories out of the water :wink:
    85 calories, pshh. Anything under 150 is a waste of time. ;)
  • TyTy76
    TyTy76 Posts: 1,761 Member
    "Thirty minutes of sex burns 85 calories or more" according to webmd

    Who in the hell does it for 30 minutes??

    For real! Are you doing it 10 times or something?!?

    That's gotta include the time it takes to take your socks off.

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  • Trueray
    Trueray Posts: 1,189 Member
    "Thirty minutes of sex burns 85 calories or more" according to webmd

    Who in the hell does it for 30 minutes??

    For real! Are you doing it 10 times or something?!?

    That's gotta include the time it takes to take your socks off.

    Are you serious? We usually do it 30-45 minutes...

    But he does most of the work. I am more like an intermission haha.

    This, donno why most women just lay there and expect men to do all the work.

    I feel sorry for her dude he must be bored out of his mind and if he says hes not he does not want to hurt her feelings.
  • Warchortle
    Warchortle Posts: 2,197 Member
    Tonight I can expect to burn anywhere between 0-0 calories.
  • Jersey_Devil
    Jersey_Devil Posts: 4,142 Member
    Depends. I treat it like high intensity interval training. Slow pace all out slow pace all out..after your done your body's metabolism is on high gear for like 24-36 hours.
  • tehboxingkitteh
    tehboxingkitteh Posts: 1,574 Member
    I consider it part of daily activity so there is no need to track it as an "extra burn"
    But what if I don't get it that often? I can't consider it part of my daily activities, especially if I'm on top. I want those calories burned to count! Or are the calories burned nullified by calories consumed if, let's say, there's some eating involved? :laugh:
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    I log it as "wrestling".

    Sometimes canoeing, too. :wink:
  • thatonegirlwiththestuff
    thatonegirlwiththestuff Posts: 1,171 Member
    I consider it part of daily activity so there is no need to track it as an "extra burn"
    But what if I don't get it that often? I can't consider it part of my daily activities, especially if I'm on top. I want those calories burned to count! Or are the calories burned nullified by calories consumed if, let's say, there's some eating involved? :laugh:
    Only if the protein fits in with your macros
  • Krizzo87
    Krizzo87 Posts: 14,186 Member
    From a previous topic

    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/982434-sexual-calorie-counter?hl=Italian+Chandelier#posts-15009898

    Apparently the Italian Chanelier burns 900 calories. So who will be the first to ask what that is? :smile:

    I couldn't resist...I looked it up. Sounds...interesting.. :blushing:
  • JustAboutDelicious_wechanged
    JustAboutDelicious_wechanged Posts: 2,486 Member
    Sometimes canoeing, too. :wink:


    ohhhhhhhhhhhh, row, row, row your boat.
  • Mr_Bad_Example
    Mr_Bad_Example Posts: 2,403 Member
    It's for fun, not for thinking about calories burned. Calories burned are just a bonus to your fitness. If you feel hungry, eat something.

    I imagine that there will be lots of hungry people in this thread.
  • onetwopotato
    onetwopotato Posts: 245 Member
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    I want to find out though. I'll wear my HRM
  • Morninglory81
    Morninglory81 Posts: 1,190 Member
    I consider it part of daily activity so there is no need to track it as an "extra burn"
    But what if I don't get it that often? I can't consider it part of my daily activities, especially if I'm on top. I want those calories burned to count! Or are the calories burned nullified by calories consumed if, let's say, there's some eating involved? :laugh:
    If there is eating involved you also have to add in the extra cals you burn digesting the nom nom. It gets complicated but we can give it a try!
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