Petition to change a serving size of Oreos to "one row"

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  • SirMxyzptlk
    SirMxyzptlk Posts: 841 Member
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    Forums must be dead form a past person to keep bringing them up.
  • RomaineCalm
    RomaineCalm Posts: 3,972 Member
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    John's threads are making a comeback. Are they back in fashion?

    Don't be silly, sophomoric humor never goes out of fashion.

    What about double denim?

    Works for Jay Leno!

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    Actually, no.

    No it doesn't.
  • RomaineCalm
    RomaineCalm Posts: 3,972 Member
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    But now I'm thinking about slutty brownies....minus the oreos.

    What could I put in place of those.... hmmm?
  • RhiAnLewis17
    RhiAnLewis17 Posts: 2,299 Member
    edited February 2019
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    John's threads are making a comeback. Are they back in fashion?

    Don't be silly, sophomoric humor never goes out of fashion.

    What about double denim?

    Works for Jay Leno!

    5398a2e3ecad048f41989514-750-500.jpg

    Actually, no.

    No it doesn't.

    Yeah I think I might second this...

    And my lord I just googled a slutty brownie 🤤🤤

    Millionaires shortbread though...
  • RomaineCalm
    RomaineCalm Posts: 3,972 Member
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    John's threads are making a comeback. Are they back in fashion?

    Don't be silly, sophomoric humor never goes out of fashion.

    What about double denim?

    Works for Jay Leno!

    5398a2e3ecad048f41989514-750-500.jpg

    Actually, no.

    No it doesn't.

    Yeah I think I might second this...

    And my lord I just googled a slutty brownie 🤤🤤

    Millionaires shortbread though...

    I was thinking of subbing girl scout cookies maybe. I need to get my hands on some though.
  • RhiAnLewis17
    RhiAnLewis17 Posts: 2,299 Member
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    John's threads are making a comeback. Are they back in fashion?

    Don't be silly, sophomoric humor never goes out of fashion.

    What about double denim?

    Works for Jay Leno!

    5398a2e3ecad048f41989514-750-500.jpg

    Actually, no.

    No it doesn't.

    Yeah I think I might second this...

    And my lord I just googled a slutty brownie 🤤🤤

    Millionaires shortbread though...

    I was thinking of subbing girl scout cookies maybe. I need to get my hands on some though.

    We don't have them in the UK. I feel like I'm missing out.

    And I'm not sure how you'd get hold of them unless you gatecrashed one of their gatherings?
  • RomaineCalm
    RomaineCalm Posts: 3,972 Member
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    John's threads are making a comeback. Are they back in fashion?

    Don't be silly, sophomoric humor never goes out of fashion.

    What about double denim?

    Works for Jay Leno!

    5398a2e3ecad048f41989514-750-500.jpg

    Actually, no.

    No it doesn't.

    Yeah I think I might second this...

    And my lord I just googled a slutty brownie 🤤🤤

    Millionaires shortbread though...

    I was thinking of subbing girl scout cookies maybe. I need to get my hands on some though.

    We don't have them in the UK. I feel like I'm missing out.

    And I'm not sure how you'd get hold of them unless you gatecrashed one of their gatherings?

    Nah those kids are always set up around this time at the supermarkets, looking at you all sad asking you to buy cookies. I'm a sucker every time. Haven't seen them yet this year but I'm sure it's coming.
    I bet the coconut ones would be a scrumptious addition to the slutty brownies. Way better than a stupid oreo.
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
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    But now I'm thinking about slutty brownies....minus the oreos.

    What could I put in place of those.... hmmm?

    i make these every so often

    https://www.averiecooks.com/cookie-butter-funfetti-triple-chip-bars/

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    and tbh i've thought about building them up with golden oreos in there somewhere too just to be extra 'murican, but haven't actually gone THAT far yet.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    John's threads are making a comeback. Are they back in fashion?

    Don't be silly, sophomoric humor never goes out of fashion.

    What about double denim?

    Works for Jay Leno!

    5398a2e3ecad048f41989514-750-500.jpg

    Actually, no.

    No it doesn't.

    Yeah I think I might second this...

    And my lord I just googled a slutty brownie 🤤🤤

    Millionaires shortbread though...

    I was thinking of subbing girl scout cookies maybe. I need to get my hands on some though.

    We don't have them in the UK. I feel like I'm missing out.

    And I'm not sure how you'd get hold of them unless you gatecrashed one of their gatherings?

    Nah those kids are always set up around this time at the supermarkets, looking at you all sad asking you to buy cookies. I'm a sucker every time. Haven't seen them yet this year but I'm sure it's coming.
    I bet the coconut ones would be a scrumptious addition to the slutty brownies. Way better than a stupid oreo.

    I got you fam!

    All grocery stores have the girl scout equivalent cookies in the cookie isle.

    Samoas/Caramel deLites
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  • RomaineCalm
    RomaineCalm Posts: 3,972 Member
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    cee134 wrote: »
    John's threads are making a comeback. Are they back in fashion?

    Don't be silly, sophomoric humor never goes out of fashion.

    What about double denim?

    Works for Jay Leno!

    5398a2e3ecad048f41989514-750-500.jpg

    Actually, no.

    No it doesn't.

    Yeah I think I might second this...

    And my lord I just googled a slutty brownie 🤤🤤

    Millionaires shortbread though...

    I was thinking of subbing girl scout cookies maybe. I need to get my hands on some though.

    We don't have them in the UK. I feel like I'm missing out.

    And I'm not sure how you'd get hold of them unless you gatecrashed one of their gatherings?

    Nah those kids are always set up around this time at the supermarkets, looking at you all sad asking you to buy cookies. I'm a sucker every time. Haven't seen them yet this year but I'm sure it's coming.
    I bet the coconut ones would be a scrumptious addition to the slutty brownies. Way better than a stupid oreo.

    I got you fam!

    All grocery stores have the girl scout equivalent cookies in the cookie isle.

    Samoas/Caramel deLites
    vng01c5jsnkf.jpg

    DUDE! Why have I not seen these before!?
  • RhiAnLewis17
    RhiAnLewis17 Posts: 2,299 Member
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    John's threads are making a comeback. Are they back in fashion?

    Don't be silly, sophomoric humor never goes out of fashion.

    What about double denim?

    Works for Jay Leno!

    5398a2e3ecad048f41989514-750-500.jpg

    Actually, no.

    No it doesn't.

    Yeah I think I might second this...

    And my lord I just googled a slutty brownie 🤤🤤

    Millionaires shortbread though...

    I was thinking of subbing girl scout cookies maybe. I need to get my hands on some though.

    We don't have them in the UK. I feel like I'm missing out.

    And I'm not sure how you'd get hold of them unless you gatecrashed one of their gatherings?

    Nah those kids are always set up around this time at the supermarkets, looking at you all sad asking you to buy cookies. I'm a sucker every time. Haven't seen them yet this year but I'm sure it's coming.
    I bet the coconut ones would be a scrumptious addition to the slutty brownies. Way better than a stupid oreo.

    I wouldn't even care about the sad faces, I'd legit just grab the cookies. No shame (obviously I'd pay).
    😂😂 Poor oreos. So much hatred. Actually yeah that does sound pretty tasty though.
    I hope you find what you are looking for Padawan. And when you do, you shall ascend 🙏
  • RomaineCalm
    RomaineCalm Posts: 3,972 Member
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    iMago wrote: »
    But now I'm thinking about slutty brownies....minus the oreos.

    What could I put in place of those.... hmmm?

    i make these every so often

    https://www.averiecooks.com/cookie-butter-funfetti-triple-chip-bars/

    walanfh73z1h.jpg

    and tbh i've thought about building them up with golden oreos in there somewhere too just to be extra 'murican, but haven't actually gone THAT far yet.

    Scrap the golden oreos, man. Terrible idea.

    But I may have new weekend plans now...
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
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    I’ll sign. I recognize a genius idea when I see it.
  • JeepHair77
    JeepHair77 Posts: 1,291 Member
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    I found it, y'all. The Oreo that I don't like.

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  • InsertFunnyUsernameHere
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    John's threads are making a comeback. Are they back in fashion?

    Don't be silly, sophomoric humor never goes out of fashion.

    What about double denim?

    Works for Jay Leno!

    5398a2e3ecad048f41989514-750-500.jpg

    Actually, no.

    No it doesn't.

    When your car collection rivals his, then you can give fashion advice.
  • RomaineCalm
    RomaineCalm Posts: 3,972 Member
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    John's threads are making a comeback. Are they back in fashion?

    Don't be silly, sophomoric humor never goes out of fashion.

    What about double denim?

    Works for Jay Leno!

    5398a2e3ecad048f41989514-750-500.jpg

    Actually, no.

    No it doesn't.

    When your car collection rivals his, then you can give fashion advice.

    I don't follow this "logic".
    No matter how much money he has or how fancy his cars are, his fashion sense is still terrible.
  • RomaineCalm
    RomaineCalm Posts: 3,972 Member
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    I for one dislike Oreos. Unless I make them into chocolate oreo truffles :)

    I would sign this petition.
  • beagletracks
    beagletracks Posts: 6,035 Member
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    You mean Hydrox?
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    I mean they already make one sleeve Oreo packs so...

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