women in the dallas/fort worth area

come do some cardio with me :) you can bring your friends if you would like lol

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  • onetwopotato
    onetwopotato Posts: 245 Member
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  • TyTy76
    TyTy76 Posts: 1,761 Member
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  • You or the dog?
  • _Waffle_
    _Waffle_ Posts: 13,049 Member
    Expectation:

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    Reality:

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  • Madame_Goldbricker
    Madame_Goldbricker Posts: 1,625 Member
    I would but I'm worried we might show you up!


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  • FearAnLoathingJ
    FearAnLoathingJ Posts: 337 Member
    Can I bring my blow up doll? His name is fireman Bob,and he's a top ...just saying
  • onetwopotato
    onetwopotato Posts: 245 Member
    I'm in.

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  • Tw1zzler
    Tw1zzler Posts: 583
    Good luck with that.
  • Madame_Goldbricker
    Madame_Goldbricker Posts: 1,625 Member
    I have a suspicion he's already passed out on the keyboard....
  • oregonzoo
    oregonzoo Posts: 4,251 Member
    thank goodness I moved.
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    I have a suspicion he's already passed out on the keyboard....

    LOL he got desperate. First he called up all his booty calls on his cell...nothing. Then he called up his ex...nothing. Had another slug off the whiskey bottle. Next he got onto craigs list....oh that one looks promising but at $50 for a BJ and spent his last buck on whiskey no chance. Tries a few others got nowhere. OK now he's getting desperate...I know facebook.! Hey Shiela remember in the 6th grade and you told me you had a crush on me wanna hook up I can skeet skeet skeet all night. Sheila blocks him. Another slug of whiskey. Fine I'll try MFP see if I can get some fine tail for the night. We all just laugh at him. Another slug of whiskey. Back into craig's list---burley biker seeks lonely man for one night of fun. Well beggars can't be choosers. Another slug of whiskey.
  • Phoenix24601
    Phoenix24601 Posts: 620 Member
    :huh:
  • parys1
    parys1 Posts: 2,072 Member
    You can love your pet, just don't ~love~ your pet.
  • pudadough
    pudadough Posts: 1,271 Member
    Boy, please...

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  • such hostility lol
  • calibriintx
    calibriintx Posts: 1,741 Member
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  • BenchPressingCats
    BenchPressingCats Posts: 1,826 Member
    Be honest, this is what you really want, isn't it?

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  • healthyandfitgirl14
    healthyandfitgirl14 Posts: 413 Member
    I reside in Silent City, Texas! Come meet me! :) We can lift some weights too! :)
  • fufi04
    fufi04 Posts: 471 Member
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    This made me smile(:
  • DatMurse
    DatMurse Posts: 1,501 Member
    I reside in Silent City, Texas! Come meet me! :) We can lift some weights too! :)

    wtf is silent city?
  • Be honest, this is what you really want, isn't it?

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    how dare you even speak to me.
  • LOL he got desperate. First he called up all his booty calls on his cell...nothing. Then he called up his ex...nothing. Had another slug off the whiskey bottle. Next he got onto craigs list....oh that one looks promising but at $50 for a BJ and spent his last buck on whiskey no chance. Tries a few others got nowhere. OK now he's getting desperate...I know facebook.! Hey Shiela remember in the 6th grade and you told me you had a crush on me wanna hook up I can skeet skeet skeet all night. Sheila blocks him. Another slug of whiskey. Fine I'll try MFP see if I can get some fine tail for the night. We all just laugh at him. Another slug of whiskey. Back into craig's list---burley biker seeks lonely man for one night of fun. Well beggars can't be choosers. Another slug of whiskey.

    look at you. graduated from being bullied, to finally doing the bullying. proud of you :)
  • blt0087
    blt0087 Posts: 115
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    Lmao this!