Singles mingling

keiransefton

Come join guys

Thisnameischosen_

So your Skype thread didn't work huh??

keiransefton

Nope lol apparently no one has Skype

keiransefton

Haha nice tinder and all them are boring

Thisnameischosen_

keiransefton wrote: »

Nope lol apparently no one has Skype

Well that's true.

keiransefton

Don't I know it

Thisnameischosen_

Villae81 wrote: »

This place is dead a little bit more on the weekend and I really need entertaining this weekend its my working weekend

Same here.. want a joke??

Thisnameischosen_

Why are pirates called pirates???


Because they arrrrr!!!

Thisnameischosen_

Villae81 wrote: »

Thisnameischosen_ wrote: »

Why are pirates called pirates???


Because they arrrrr!!!

Lol that's funny

Its my fave.

Also.

What kind of an instrument does a pirate play??

A harrrrrrmonica.

Or a guitarrrrrrrrr.

Thisnameischosen_

Villae81 wrote: »

A blind man was walking through a market right? he pass by a fish stand takes a deep whiff and says good morning ladies

nice.

Thisnameischosen_

Bennysammysofiesdad wrote: »

This must be the place to be....

Right?? Fml.

Thisnameischosen_

How do you make holy water??
You boil the hell out of it.

285to170

Lewd humour coming up! I just heard this one today.

"Why does a squirrel swim on its back? To keep his nuts dry!"

I'll see myself out.