Chewing like a cow

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pie_eyes
pie_eyes Posts: 12,965 Member
edited June 2016 in Chit-Chat
So I was eating food last night (dinner) and it was completely silent. I don't chew with my mouth open but I could hear myself chomping away like a big fat dairy cow.

Can other people hear my chomping?
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  • InfoomaousTete
    InfoomaousTete Posts: 1,383 Member
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    Yes Pie I heard it all the way over here and it was quite annoying. :p
  • pie_eyes
    pie_eyes Posts: 12,965 Member
    edited June 2016
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    I've never heard of anything other than a dairy cow. Are cows fat?
  • TavistockToad
    TavistockToad Posts: 35,719 Member
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    sunn_lighter wrote: »
    pie_eyes wrote: »
    So I was eating food last night (dinner) and it was completely silent. I don't chew with my mouth open but I could hear myself chomping away like a big fat dairy cow.

    Can other people hear my chomping?

    it's always louder in your head

    just like the critical comments from people you love

    :laugh:
  • Alatariel75
    Alatariel75 Posts: 17,959 Member
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    pie_eyes wrote: »
    I've never heard of anything other than a dairy cow. Are cows fat?

    There are more beef cows than dairy cows.
  • SassyMommasaurus
    SassyMommasaurus Posts: 380 Member
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    Cutaway_Collar wrote: »
    pie_eyes wrote: »
    I've never heard of anything other than a dairy cow. Are cows fat?
    You've never heard of non-dairy cows? They provide soy milk. I take it you don't shop at whole foods.

    Or the chocolate cows that make chocolate milk!
  • pie_eyes
    pie_eyes Posts: 12,965 Member
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    SassyMommasaurus wrote: »
    Cutaway_Collar wrote: »
    pie_eyes wrote: »
    I've never heard of anything other than a dairy cow. Are cows fat?
    You've never heard of non-dairy cows? They provide soy milk. I take it you don't shop at whole foods.

    Or the chocolate cows that make chocolate milk!

    I forgot we're in fantasy world

    Carry on
  • SassyMommasaurus
    SassyMommasaurus Posts: 380 Member
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    pie_eyes wrote: »
    SassyMommasaurus wrote: »
    Cutaway_Collar wrote: »
    pie_eyes wrote: »
    I've never heard of anything other than a dairy cow. Are cows fat?
    You've never heard of non-dairy cows? They provide soy milk. I take it you don't shop at whole foods.

    Or the chocolate cows that make chocolate milk!

    I forgot we're in fantasy world

    Carry on

    They're way more interesting!
  • InfoomaousTete
    InfoomaousTete Posts: 1,383 Member
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    It's a known fact that pure brown cows provide us with chocolate milk. My husbands the milk man so it's the truth.
  • DeficitDuchess
    DeficitDuchess Posts: 3,099 Member
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    I don't mind hearing myself chew, I dislike hearing my heartbeat though.
  • InfoomaousTete
    InfoomaousTete Posts: 1,383 Member
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    Alatariel75 wrote: »
    jajomo0118 wrote: »
    It's a known fact that pure brown cows provide us with chocolate milk. My husbands the milk man so it's the truth.

    My dad's a milkman. Mum's husband doesn't know.

    My kids dad is the milkman as well, my husband knows and seems kinda ok with it.
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,538 Member
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    So cows regurgitate their food to rechew it. Just sayin'.


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  • pie_eyes
    pie_eyes Posts: 12,965 Member
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    ninerbuff wrote: »
    So cows regurgitate their food to rechew it. Just sayin'.


    A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group Fitness Trainer
    IDEA Fitness member
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    Been in fitness for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
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    Wrong thread

    http://community.myfitnesspal.com/en/discussion/10368880/useless-fact-of-the-day#latest
  • JustMissTracy
    JustMissTracy Posts: 6,339 Member
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    If you can hear it, everyone else can hear it too..lol! (I've actually left a restaurant once when I was pregnant, because the sound of another diner slurping his food was making me want to vomit! :s )
  • JustMissTracy
    JustMissTracy Posts: 6,339 Member
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    sunn_lighter wrote: »
    pie_eyes wrote: »
    So I was eating food last night (dinner) and it was completely silent. I don't chew with my mouth open but I could hear myself chomping away like a big fat dairy cow.

    Can other people hear my chomping?

    it's always louder in your head

    just like the critical comments from people you love

    Ooo...I like the way you said that, EXACTLY!
  • pie_eyes
    pie_eyes Posts: 12,965 Member
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    Cutaway_Collar wrote: »
    pie_eyes wrote: »
    SassyMommasaurus wrote: »
    Cutaway_Collar wrote: »
    pie_eyes wrote: »
    I've never heard of anything other than a dairy cow. Are cows fat?
    You've never heard of non-dairy cows? They provide soy milk. I take it you don't shop at whole foods.

    Or the chocolate cows that make chocolate milk!

    I forgot we're in fantasy world

    Carry on
    Not really. In Cumberbrook farms, the farmers feed tofu to their cows and he milks about 50 litres of soy milk every two days and they sell that to whole foods.

    He doesn't use machines to milk as soy milk has a softer texture than dairy milk. Sometimes they coagulate it for bread spread and it is very creamy and has tons of protein, tofu mixed into lactose. My friend is lactose intolerant and this milk does nothing to her.

    Don't they make soy milk out of soy
  • pie_eyes
    pie_eyes Posts: 12,965 Member
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    JustMissTracy wrote: »
    If you can hear it, everyone else can hear it too..lol! (I've actually left a restaurant once when I was pregnant, because the sound of another diner slurping his food was making me want to vomit! :s )

    I need to work on my etiquette jeeze

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