Chewing like a cow

pie_eyes
pie_eyes Posts: 12,964 Member
edited December 2 in Chit-Chat
So I was eating food last night (dinner) and it was completely silent. I don't chew with my mouth open but I could hear myself chomping away like a big fat dairy cow.

Can other people hear my chomping?
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  • InfoomaousTete
    InfoomaousTete Posts: 1,383 Member
    Yes Pie I heard it all the way over here and it was quite annoying. :p
  • pie_eyes
    pie_eyes Posts: 12,964 Member
    edited June 2016
    I've never heard of anything other than a dairy cow. Are cows fat?
  • TavistockToad
    TavistockToad Posts: 35,719 Member
    pie_eyes wrote: »
    So I was eating food last night (dinner) and it was completely silent. I don't chew with my mouth open but I could hear myself chomping away like a big fat dairy cow.

    Can other people hear my chomping?

    it's always louder in your head

    just like the critical comments from people you love

    :laugh:
  • Alatariel75
    Alatariel75 Posts: 18,347 Member
    pie_eyes wrote: »
    I've never heard of anything other than a dairy cow. Are cows fat?

    There are more beef cows than dairy cows.
  • SassyMommasaurus
    SassyMommasaurus Posts: 380 Member
    pie_eyes wrote: »
    I've never heard of anything other than a dairy cow. Are cows fat?
    You've never heard of non-dairy cows? They provide soy milk. I take it you don't shop at whole foods.

    Or the chocolate cows that make chocolate milk!
  • pie_eyes
    pie_eyes Posts: 12,964 Member
    pie_eyes wrote: »
    I've never heard of anything other than a dairy cow. Are cows fat?
    You've never heard of non-dairy cows? They provide soy milk. I take it you don't shop at whole foods.

    Or the chocolate cows that make chocolate milk!

    I forgot we're in fantasy world

    Carry on
  • SassyMommasaurus
    SassyMommasaurus Posts: 380 Member
    pie_eyes wrote: »
    pie_eyes wrote: »
    I've never heard of anything other than a dairy cow. Are cows fat?
    You've never heard of non-dairy cows? They provide soy milk. I take it you don't shop at whole foods.

    Or the chocolate cows that make chocolate milk!

    I forgot we're in fantasy world

    Carry on

    They're way more interesting!
  • InfoomaousTete
    InfoomaousTete Posts: 1,383 Member
    It's a known fact that pure brown cows provide us with chocolate milk. My husbands the milk man so it's the truth.
  • DeficitDuchess
    DeficitDuchess Posts: 3,099 Member
    I don't mind hearing myself chew, I dislike hearing my heartbeat though.
  • InfoomaousTete
    InfoomaousTete Posts: 1,383 Member
    jajomo0118 wrote: »
    It's a known fact that pure brown cows provide us with chocolate milk. My husbands the milk man so it's the truth.

    My dad's a milkman. Mum's husband doesn't know.

    My kids dad is the milkman as well, my husband knows and seems kinda ok with it.
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 49,026 Member
    So cows regurgitate their food to rechew it. Just sayin'.


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  • pie_eyes
    pie_eyes Posts: 12,964 Member
    ninerbuff wrote: »
    So cows regurgitate their food to rechew it. Just sayin'.


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    IDEA Fitness member
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    Wrong thread

    http://community.myfitnesspal.com/en/discussion/10368880/useless-fact-of-the-day#latest
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  • JustMissTracy
    JustMissTracy Posts: 6,338 Member
    If you can hear it, everyone else can hear it too..lol! (I've actually left a restaurant once when I was pregnant, because the sound of another diner slurping his food was making me want to vomit! :s )
  • JustMissTracy
    JustMissTracy Posts: 6,338 Member
    pie_eyes wrote: »
    So I was eating food last night (dinner) and it was completely silent. I don't chew with my mouth open but I could hear myself chomping away like a big fat dairy cow.

    Can other people hear my chomping?

    it's always louder in your head

    just like the critical comments from people you love

    Ooo...I like the way you said that, EXACTLY!
  • pie_eyes
    pie_eyes Posts: 12,964 Member
    pie_eyes wrote: »
    pie_eyes wrote: »
    I've never heard of anything other than a dairy cow. Are cows fat?
    You've never heard of non-dairy cows? They provide soy milk. I take it you don't shop at whole foods.

    Or the chocolate cows that make chocolate milk!

    I forgot we're in fantasy world

    Carry on
    Not really. In Cumberbrook farms, the farmers feed tofu to their cows and he milks about 50 litres of soy milk every two days and they sell that to whole foods.

    He doesn't use machines to milk as soy milk has a softer texture than dairy milk. Sometimes they coagulate it for bread spread and it is very creamy and has tons of protein, tofu mixed into lactose. My friend is lactose intolerant and this milk does nothing to her.

    Don't they make soy milk out of soy
  • pie_eyes
    pie_eyes Posts: 12,964 Member
    If you can hear it, everyone else can hear it too..lol! (I've actually left a restaurant once when I was pregnant, because the sound of another diner slurping his food was making me want to vomit! :s )

    I need to work on my etiquette jeeze
  • hdatres
    hdatres Posts: 635 Member
    If you put your fingers in your ears you can hear yourself breath, I don't think anyone else can hear you breathe ,but you inside your head....... So I think it's the same unless you're eating something crunchy like chips.......yes?
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  • pie_eyes
    pie_eyes Posts: 12,964 Member
    pie_eyes wrote: »
    pie_eyes wrote: »
    pie_eyes wrote: »
    I've never heard of anything other than a dairy cow. Are cows fat?
    You've never heard of non-dairy cows? They provide soy milk. I take it you don't shop at whole foods.

    Or the chocolate cows that make chocolate milk!

    I forgot we're in fantasy world

    Carry on
    Not really. In Cumberbrook farms, the farmers feed tofu to their cows and he milks about 50 litres of soy milk every two days and they sell that to whole foods.

    He doesn't use machines to milk as soy milk has a softer texture than dairy milk. Sometimes they coagulate it for bread spread and it is very creamy and has tons of protein, tofu mixed into lactose. My friend is lactose intolerant and this milk does nothing to her.

    Don't they make soy milk out of soy
    You really think it is easy to raise that much amount of soy when every grocery store in the world is putting out millions of tons of soy milk. It is not scaleable. This tofu fodder is an alternate technique and it's also very good for the environment and helps reduce greenhouse gases, in the long run. Soy horticulture and the manure needed for it release theosulphate into the atmosphere and can damage the ozone layer. You may have seen news on how people are getting skin cancer left and right and also developing vitamin D deficiency.

    On the other hand, cows are easy to handle and they are easier for the farmer to produce dairy as well as non dairy milk. The farm is looking to go public, if you want to shore up your 401K in 20 years, this is one place to invest.

    i wonder if our resident vegans could when in on whether or not this is cow milk or no

    Yeah
  • kate141987
    kate141987 Posts: 513 Member
    I hate it when I'm munching on something crunchy and I'm sat beside someone who isn't eating anything, I feel like every mouthful is at like 100 decibels,it can be akward lol
  • Fitnin6280
    Fitnin6280 Posts: 618 Member
    pie_eyes wrote: »
    pie_eyes wrote: »
    I've never heard of anything other than a dairy cow. Are cows fat?
    You've never heard of non-dairy cows? They provide soy milk. I take it you don't shop at whole foods.

    Or the chocolate cows that make chocolate milk!

    I forgot we're in fantasy world

    Carry on
    Not really. In Cumberbrook farms, the farmers feed tofu to their cows and he milks about 50 litres of soy milk every two days and they sell that to whole foods.

    He doesn't use machines to milk as soy milk has a softer texture than dairy milk. Sometimes they coagulate it for bread spread and it is very creamy and has tons of protein, tofu mixed into lactose. My friend is lactose intolerant and this milk does nothing to her.

    As someone who's worked around cattle my entire life, this seems highly suspect...
  • King_Spicy
    King_Spicy Posts: 821 Member
    chewing noises is something I cannot put up with. I can drown all sorts of annoying noises, except when it comes to chewing. It makes me hard to eat at dinner tables with family, because if I'm not chewing to where I can focus on my own noise, and I have to listen to someone elses chewing (even if they have their mouths closed), I have to leave the table.
  • Fitnin6280
    Fitnin6280 Posts: 618 Member
    edited June 2016
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    jenelh wrote: »
    pie_eyes wrote: »
    pie_eyes wrote: »
    I've never heard of anything other than a dairy cow. Are cows fat?
    You've never heard of non-dairy cows? They provide soy milk. I take it you don't shop at whole foods.

    Or the chocolate cows that make chocolate milk!

    I forgot we're in fantasy world

    Carry on
    Not really. In Cumberbrook farms, the farmers feed tofu to their cows and he milks about 50 litres of soy milk every two days and they sell that to whole foods.

    He doesn't use machines to milk as soy milk has a softer texture than dairy milk. Sometimes they coagulate it for bread spread and it is very creamy and has tons of protein, tofu mixed into lactose. My friend is lactose intolerant and this milk does nothing to her.

    As someone who's worked around cattle my entire life, this seems highly suspect...

    no it totally works this way that's why when you eat a lot of meat you don't need to eat vegetables anymore because your meat ate the vegetables and it's inside them so you get vegetables by eating the meat

    steak technically is a vegetable because of the grass the cows eat
  • Thisnameischosen_
    Thisnameischosen_ Posts: 619 Member
    kate141987 wrote: »
    I hate it when I'm munching on something crunchy and I'm sat beside someone who isn't eating anything, I feel like every mouthful is at like 100 decibels,it can be akward lol

    And then you start chewing slower thinking it will help but it just sounds louder.. then when you swallow you're like "ewww I'm gross".
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