what's your "type"?

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  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member




    Anyone else have a "type" more or less set in stone?

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  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    Intelligent and nerdy, and a great butt. But more than anything, the ability to post cat gifs.

    I think I love you

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    I just caught your counter. I think I have you beat!
  • _Emma_Problema_
    _Emma_Problema_ Posts: 261 Member
    Breathing.

    Hmph. Not all of us are this picky...

    OK fine! I do have exceptions!

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    She may not be able to go all the way, but dammit she gives great head!
  • catrinaHwechanged
    catrinaHwechanged Posts: 4,907 Member




    Anyone else have a "type" more or less set in stone?

    Helvetica


    Geeez!! No love for Papyrus??
    :laugh: :laugh:
  • Gwen_B
    Gwen_B Posts: 1,018 Member
    Not fat or skinny!! Tall and obvious he works out!!
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    Men who bench press cats. This guy is perfect, if anybody knows him, PM me his number so I can find him, bang him, have beer with him, bench press cats with him, bang him again, have pizza with him, bang him again, and maybe marry him.

    hF369B138

    No No NO!!! This guy is not benching that cat correctly. He is bringing it down too low to his abs. I bench press my cats, and hand positioning is everything. Each hand goes to the inside of their legs. As I bring the cat down, I move it towards my head a bit, and bottom out by giving the cat a raspberry, before briskly pressing the cat skyward. AFter about 15-20 reps, the cat usually gives me a dirty look and runs to the other side of the room.

    (ALL OF THE ABOVE IS A TRUE STORY)
  • chadraeder3
    chadraeder3 Posts: 279 Member
    Breathing.

    Let me check, yep still exhaling carbon dioxide. Guess I fit the criteria.
  • BenchPressingCats
    BenchPressingCats Posts: 1,826 Member
    Men who bench press cats. This guy is perfect, if anybody knows him, PM me his number so I can find him, bang him, have beer with him, bench press cats with him, bang him again, have pizza with him, bang him again, and maybe marry him.

    hF369B138

    No No NO!!! This guy is not benching that cat correctly. He is bringing it down too low to his abs. I bench press my cats, and hand positioning is everything. Each hand goes to the inside of their legs. As I bring the cat down, I move it towards my head a bit, and bottom out by giving the cat a raspberry, before briskly pressing the cat skyward. AFter about 15-20 reps, the cat usually gives me a dirty look and runs to the other side of the room.

    (ALL OF THE ABOVE IS A TRUE STORY)

    I have a sudden urge to bang you.
  • lucyinthesky2007
    lucyinthesky2007 Posts: 98 Member
    So this may be a little silly, but I was talking to a friend about weight loss and what not-- and she, knowing I have a thing for BIG guys (think lumberjacks and larry the cable guy), tells me that when I'm thin, I won't be able to get my big mountain men because big guys don't date skinny girls.
    WHAT IN THE...? I *really* hope that's not the case!!! I love getting fit, but I cannot find myself attracted to fit men (that's right gentlemen, your "before" is sexier than your "after" in my eyes...i'ma weirdo)



    Anyone else have a "type" more or less set in stone? Is there a thing that a girl/guy *has* to have for you to be attracted to them?

    For me, it's beards and beer guts. True story lol

    I don't guess I've ever really had a type. I like em tall but its not really a must. I'm into men in general.....pretty much all of em Lol! :wink:
  • BenchPressingCats
    BenchPressingCats Posts: 1,826 Member
    Intelligent and nerdy, and a great butt. But more than anything, the ability to post cat gifs.

    I think I love you

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    I thought you were mine.....BPC is my type. :)

    Catrina is my type! RAWR!
  • jennalee85251
    jennalee85251 Posts: 14
    I dont have a type, really, but I am a sucker for a guy with tattoos, nice arms, a killer smile and smells amazing. I lose all sense of everything when a guy smells amazing (Polo is my biggest weakness lmao) and I dont know why.... Throw in some ink and and a grin and arms, consider me sold!
  • thescrumisfun
    thescrumisfun Posts: 355
    I like da husky guys :drinker: Rugby props...perfect!

    Edited to add: On a more serious note, if you are well-mannered, clean, legally employed (whatever it may be) and treat my family, myself, and yourself with respect, game on :).
  • delicious_cocktail
    delicious_cocktail Posts: 5,797 Member
    It's hard to say. He has to be really smart but with a cutting - albeit not unnecessarily aggressive - sense of humor. Slightly less fit than me, but takes care of himself physically - terrible dresser. Bad dancer, doesn't like sports, into weird stuff. But must be tremendously intelligent.

    My type for women, I married her.
  • xvxCelticWandererxvx
    xvxCelticWandererxvx Posts: 2,890 Member
    Witty
    Kind
    A bit of raunchy humour - when appropriate
    Great heart
    Smart
    Giving
    Works
    Forgiving
    Clean

    The rest is negotiable ;)
  • StarChanger
    StarChanger Posts: 605 Member
    I am HUGELY attracted to men 6'0"+ (really 6'2"+) with broad shoulders and big guns (both kinds, I suppose).

    Guys, guys. Manly men.

    Cars, sports, outdoorsy types....since I enjoy all of the same. Hair optional, since I think military cuts and bald are sexy as hell anyway (Generally not big on long hair at all, but there are certainly exceptions to any rule, I suppose). I'm still waffling on the whole beard thing, but don't mind neat scruff....

    Must have job and your own money. I do. :tongue:
  • etoiles_argentees
    etoiles_argentees Posts: 2,827 Member
    Tall, dark, handsome, intelligent, good to me, arms that hold well.
  • milf_n_cookies
    milf_n_cookies Posts: 2,244 Member
    I *prefer* men with dark complexions, dark hair and dark eyes. I like them taller, but i come in at 6'1 when in heels, so its not a must.
  • melindasuefritz
    melindasuefritz Posts: 3,509 Member
    I have no type
    someone who treats me good
    doesn't beat me up
    doesn't do drugs and alcohol
    doesn't lie and cheat


    any way I found my type I guess im married
  • Francl27
    Francl27 Posts: 26,371 Member
    Broad shoulders, muscular but not too much, masculine forearms.. not too thin. Which totally cracks me up because my only celebrity crush is pretty much the opposite of that.
  • 43932452
    43932452 Posts: 7,246 Member
    Dark hair and eyes ... just how I gravitate.
  • fuzzieme
    fuzzieme Posts: 454 Member
    Men who bench press cats. This guy is perfect, if anybody knows him, PM me his number so I can find him, bang him, have beer with him, bench press cats with him, bang him again, have pizza with him, bang him again, and maybe marry him.

    hF369B138

    wao!
  • ironanimal
    ironanimal Posts: 5,922 Member
    I met my girlfriend at 280+lbs.
    My girlfriend is about 115lbs.

    Your friend is wrong.

    My type? Healthy. Everything else is negotiable.
  • LarryDUk
    LarryDUk Posts: 279 Member
    I'm not sure I have a type. I generally go for short pretty girls, but have dated tall hansom women as well.
  • VincitQuiSeVincit
    VincitQuiSeVincit Posts: 285 Member
    I met my girlfriend at 280+lbs.
    My girlfriend is about 115lbs.

    Your friend is wrong.

    My type? Healthy. Everything else is negotiable.


    There is hope! Hallelujah.

    I've had an ex tell me I got too skinny for him... Which is just fine bc there's a reason he's an ex in the first place
  • this1bigdog
    this1bigdog Posts: 350 Member
    all kinds of guys like all kinds of women!

    You'll find someone!
  • IslandDreamer64
    IslandDreamer64 Posts: 258 Member
    I *thought* my type was tall and lean, until I met and fell in love with my 5'8", 180 pound kinda muscular husband. When love strikes, "type" goes right out the window!

    But in general, I wouldn't want to be with someone too short (say, under 5'5") or body-builder muscular. That looks gross to me.
  • jimbo2180
    jimbo2180 Posts: 66 Member
    I dont have a type or criteria that needs to be met. but if she's an Irish redhead she gets bonus points :P
  • amandapye78
    amandapye78 Posts: 820 Member
    I like men.
  • nblais06
    nblais06 Posts: 376 Member
    Cool, drama free, low maintenance and likes to bang a lot

    Good luck getting the drama free, low maintenance.... along with the likes to bang
    I know, only the crazy ones like to bang a lot

    guess im crazy!?:wink:
  • sparkly86
    sparkly86 Posts: 520 Member
    Classy, confident, and intelligent. Physical: a combination of Hugh Grant and Antonio Banderas ( a younger hybrid)
    I know this is hard to find and i am not perfect, but dreaming is free.
    Also, being realistic, i don't care much about looks, since everyone gets ugly eventually.

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