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Pets at home

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mylife_myworld
mylife_myworld Posts: 19 Member
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So I'm at Pets at Home buying a bag of dog food for my dogs. While in the queue, a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. Why else would I be buying dog food??? So on impu
lse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Dog Food Diet again, and that I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 2 stone before I awakened in intensive care with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and all you do is load your pockets with handfuls of dry food and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.)

Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff a cocker spaniel's *kitten* and a lorry hit me. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard. Now that you've read this I have to confess, I copied it. Now make someone else laugh

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  • pie_eyes
    pie_eyes Posts: 12,965 Member
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    Ugh Idk why I did read that. I'm obviously bored and need sleep

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