Reasons Why You're Not Losing Weight

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  • icimani
    icimani Posts: 1,454 Member
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    * You use shampoo for "for more volume & extra body".



    I'm gonna switch to Dawn dishwashing liquid. It says it "dissolves fat that is otherwise difficult to remove."
  • kellijauch
    kellijauch Posts: 379 Member
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    * You use shampoo for "for more volume & extra body".



    I'm gonna switch to Dawn dishwashing liquid. It says it "dissolves fat that is otherwise difficult to remove."

    HAHAHAHA yes!
  • 08kat
    08kat Posts: 51
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    LMAO
  • paulkj
    paulkj Posts: 163 Member
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    I'm gonna switch to Dawn dishwashing liquid. It says it "dissolves fat that is otherwise difficult to remove."
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    Stocks just went up on Dawn!!!
  • tincanonastring
    tincanonastring Posts: 3,944 Member
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    All those murders weighing down your soul.

    creeppppppppy.

    Especially with that profile pic!
  • ryry_
    ryry_ Posts: 4,966 Member
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    *You chew tons of gum, but then swallow it. Piece after piece is now sitting in your stomach waiting years to be digested.
  • ryry_
    ryry_ Posts: 4,966 Member
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    * You only weigh in once a year on April Fool's Day.
  • Squidgeypaws007
    Squidgeypaws007 Posts: 1,012 Member
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    * You use shampoo for "for more volume & extra body".



    I'm gonna switch to Dawn dishwashing liquid. It says it "dissolves fat that is otherwise difficult to remove."

    Damn I knew it! Time to stock up on washing up liquid...think drinking it would make it even more effective? Or maybe just slathering it over your skin like lotion would work...
  • ryry_
    ryry_ Posts: 4,966 Member
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    * You use shampoo for "for more volume & extra body".



    I'm gonna switch to Dawn dishwashing liquid. It says it "dissolves fat that is otherwise difficult to remove."

    Thats pretty classic right there.
  • PepperWorm
    PepperWorm Posts: 1,206
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    * Your cat sheds fur by the pound and sticks to you like some kind of super lint.

    * Someone turned the gravity up in your home. Check your meter closely.
  • cwolfman13
    cwolfman13 Posts: 41,867 Member
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    * Spouse keeps sneaking tiny rocks into pants

    Hmmm....which begs the question, why are you wearing pants to weigh in? Are you wearing the same pants every time you weigh in?
  • ryry_
    ryry_ Posts: 4,966 Member
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    It's been a REAALLLLYYY long time since you've done "manscaping"
  • PepperWorm
    PepperWorm Posts: 1,206
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    * All that Heavy Metal music has finally caught up to you.
  • pamklass
    pamklass Posts: 17
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    My brain is growing from all the studying I have been doing.
  • PepperWorm
    PepperWorm Posts: 1,206
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    * Your exfoliating shower pouf doesn't work for *kitten*, causing a build up of skin cells.
  • JackieLivingHealthy
    JackieLivingHealthy Posts: 64 Member
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    All those murders weighing down your soul.

    AHAHAHA yes definitely creepy. the solemn look in the display pic just adds to the effect.
  • MrsSenecal
    MrsSenecal Posts: 312 Member
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    I chalk it up to my scale is just broken and off by a lot of pounds.
  • PepperWorm
    PepperWorm Posts: 1,206
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    * That meal did, in fact, "stick to your bones."
  • griffith5150
    griffith5150 Posts: 123
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    My dog is tampering with my food, she likes a soft lap to lay on:laugh:
  • garber6th
    garber6th Posts: 1,894 Member
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    I was wearing too much makeup the day I weighed myself.

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