Probably the worst 30 minutes of my life

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  • DetroitDarin
    DetroitDarin Posts: 955 Member
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    I'm kidding...I didn't go to college..very much.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    I'm kidding...I didn't go to college..very much.
    Sure you are..kidding ..uhuh ..shhh it will be our secret ;)
  • Morgaen73
    Morgaen73 Posts: 2,817 Member
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    Dude I had to read this in segments I laughed so much. The people in the office thought I had a nervous breakdown. :smiley:
  • DetroitDarin
    DetroitDarin Posts: 955 Member
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    :) Morgaen -if you get fired, don't blame me :D
  • Thisnameischosen_
    Thisnameischosen_ Posts: 619 Member
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    Hahha love it.. it read like it lasted longer than 30 minutes though.. I bet it felt like it too :D
  • DetroitDarin
    DetroitDarin Posts: 955 Member
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    Well, maybe you don't know how 'labor' goes...but during labor, time distorts. Up becomes down; down becomes up and all one can think of is this: "I am going to destroy the person who did this to me!" only for ME it was "Why, God...WHY??? " :)
  • judydj1220
    judydj1220 Posts: 79 Member
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    OMG! So freaking funny! Sadly... it brought back memories - except the part about Germany and that castle. And why is it, the closer we are to our "destination", the more insistent "it" is?!?!
  • DetroitDarin
    DetroitDarin Posts: 955 Member
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    I know why! Because God hated me that day. In a big-brother-prank sorta way. :)
  • km8907
    km8907 Posts: 3,861 Member
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    streaking3.gif

    This was also running through my head while reading this.
  • cross2bear
    cross2bear Posts: 1,106 Member
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    OMFG!! I think I peed a little!! Hilarious! But I feel for you sweetie...............
  • DetroitDarin
    DetroitDarin Posts: 955 Member
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    cross2bear wrote: »
    OMFG!! I think I peed a little!! Hilarious! But I feel for you sweetie...............


    Aww thanks
  • ItsMeGee3
    ItsMeGee3 Posts: 13,254 Member
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    Haha thanks for the laugh. When I was a kid, I remember my dad answering many questions with another questions, "Does a bear sh(t in the woods?" I've thought of that a few times over the years and would now like to reply to him, "I don't know but, I know runners do!"
  • nahmm83
    nahmm83 Posts: 67 Member
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    Nice pic. So is that the pic you took with your cell phone or did you go back after you washed your hands and take more with your camera?
  • DetroitDarin
    DetroitDarin Posts: 955 Member
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    Danke - That photo was with my camera :)