I need a date...

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  • Barbellerella
    Barbellerella Posts: 1,838 Member
    Def kidnapped. Call the police asap.

    Wine? I'll be right there.

    You'll share, right AmyDawn??
    Are we sharing the wine, or the dude?
  • Barbellerella
    Barbellerella Posts: 1,838 Member
    Def kidnapped. Call the police asap.

    Wine? I'll be right there.

    You'll share, right AmyDawn??

    Me too. Better get another bottle of wine.
    Ohhhhh, this is a good time. I will need vodka, too.
    I was told about cake and whipped vodka recently... we shall need a few bottles of each
    I'm taking credit for this :drinker:
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    It's totally her loss.




    So... that spot there next to you is available?? :wink:
  • MG_Fit
    MG_Fit Posts: 1,143 Member
    I noticed you live in E-Town. Wanna play some softball in Lincolnwood since you're free?

    Not to make like of your situation here.
  • babyj0
    babyj0 Posts: 531 Member
    Drink up buddy!
    Look at all the ladies that want to join! :tongue:
  • Factory_Reset
    Factory_Reset Posts: 1,651 Member
    2 bottles is a lot of wine for a first date lol

    Hmm.. I was concerned it wasn't enough. :)

    You can never bring too much wine. Or cake vodka.
  • Barbellerella
    Barbellerella Posts: 1,838 Member
    2 bottles is a lot of wine for a first date lol

    Hmm.. I was concerned it wasn't enough. :)

    You can never bring too much wine. Or cake vodka.
    this woman knows whats up.
  • CoderGal
    CoderGal Posts: 6,800 Member
    Just pointing out maybe wait before the day is over before you decide she's not answering your calls and purposely stood you up for no good reason.

    While you wait I suggest posting topless pics.
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
    excuse me, have you met Lanky Yankee?

    *has no shame about pimping out friends*
  • Factory_Reset
    Factory_Reset Posts: 1,651 Member
    2 bottles is a lot of wine for a first date lol

    Hmm.. I was concerned it wasn't enough. :)

    You can never bring too much wine. Or cake vodka.
    this woman knows whats up.

    Hi you :drinker:
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    I will take a bottle off your hands.

    How much leg do I need to show?
  • Barbellerella
    Barbellerella Posts: 1,838 Member
    I will take a bottle off your hands.

    How much leg do I need to show?
    More than you have.
  • catrinaHwechanged
    catrinaHwechanged Posts: 4,907 Member
    I will take a bottle off your hands.

    How much leg do I need to show?

    All 3.
  • Factory_Reset
    Factory_Reset Posts: 1,651 Member
    I will take a bottle off your hands.

    How much leg do I need to show?

    I need pics to decide
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    I will take a bottle off your hands.

    How much leg do I need to show?
    More than you have.

    :angry:
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    I will take a bottle off your hands.

    How much leg do I need to show?

    All 3.

    I really like this girl! OP, I had a date set up with a guy and I thought he was standing me up. Turned out his dad had a stroke and was in the hospital. We ended up meeting up later that night.
  • IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym
    IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym Posts: 5,573 Member
    she was totally kidnapped and that blows.
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    she was totally kidnapped and that blows.

    She said... :bigsmile:
  • Def kidnapped. Call the police asap.

    Wine? I'll be right there.

    You'll share, right AmyDawn??
    Are we sharing the wine, or the dude?
    I'm open to both. He may be pushed to the side with all these lovely ladies though.
  • leebesstoad
    leebesstoad Posts: 1,186 Member
    I will take a bottle off your hands.

    How much leg do I need to show?

    All 3.

    I have 3. So that would work.
  • Cutting4life
    Cutting4life Posts: 505 Member
    I will take a bottle off your hands.

    How much leg do I need to show?
    More than you have.


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  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    Maybe OP's date saw that scary boat party gif from the 402 thread? IDK. I'm kind of turned off to boating for awhile after that. Maybe she wants to see how he'd drive a CAR first.

    In all honesty OP I was usually intimidated by over the top first dates when I dated. I felt pressured to put out or also always needed an escape hatch on first dates. I can tell you right now I would have felt nervous boarding a guy's boat the first time we "mingled". Maybe she didn't know what to say because it sounds ungrateful but then she got nervous. So she just got avoidey and weird.
  • TitzzMcGhee
    TitzzMcGhee Posts: 116
    Had a beach and boating day planned today. Beautiful day on the beach was planned for a 1st date with what I thought was a gorgeous lady. Too bad she never showed up and won't return my message now. :(

    Did I get stood up or maybe she got kidnapped on her way to the beach?

    Do I drink the 2 bottles of wine by myself now? :)

    Hopefully she didn't get kidnapped, I wouldn't have stood you up ;)
  • pattya925
    pattya925 Posts: 398
    Maybe OP's date saw that scary boat party gif from the 402 thread? IDK. I'm kind of turned off to boating for awhile after that. Maybe she wants to see how he'd drive a CAR first.

    In all honesty OP I was usually intimidated by over the top first dates when I dated. I felt pressured to put out or also always needed an escape hatch on first dates. I can tell you right now I would have felt nervous boarding a guy's boat the first time we "mingled". Maybe she didn't know what to say because it sounds ungrateful but then she got nervous. So she just got avoidey and weird.

    This. I agree....
  • Papalov100
    Papalov100 Posts: 1,593 Member
    I would go on a date with one of you guys
  • Jennyflies
    Jennyflies Posts: 94 Member
    What an idiot this girl is, Look at that smile! Bring me the wine and we can go looking for a new girl for you!
  • VincitQuiSeVincit
    VincitQuiSeVincit Posts: 285 Member
    If YOU'RE getting stood up, I give up.

    Please excuse me while I go collect some cats...
  • CrazyAnne
    CrazyAnne Posts: 217 Member
    Not cool to stand you up.
  • sam308lbs
    sam308lbs Posts: 1,936 Member
    What an idiot this girl is, Look at that smile! Bring me the wine and we can go looking for a new girl for you!

    Srly that is the first thing you noticed about him ? Op she is a keeper just saying:flowerforyou:
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    Now I wanna know what happened to the girl. Did you ever hear from her?