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Your cheesiest or funniest pick-up line?

paultireland
paultireland Posts: 285 Member
edited December 2024 in Fun and Games
Do you work for UPS? Because I could swear you were checking out my package.

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  • Chrisjuvers
    Chrisjuvers Posts: 2,692 Member
    paultireland wrote: »
    Do you work for UPS? Because I could swear you were checking out my package.

    I don't and I wasn't but I will now. turn around, please.
  • paultireland
    paultireland Posts: 285 Member
    Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!
  • paultireland
    paultireland Posts: 285 Member
    edited August 2016
    These are tricky...

    If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

    I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down.
  • paultireland
    paultireland Posts: 285 Member
    Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.

    I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.


    Come on.... I know other people know some. These are funny. I might start with the cheese.
  • Chrisjuvers
    Chrisjuvers Posts: 2,692 Member
    Me sitting in my front yard. Guy drives by, stops, and says 'you ok?' I say 'yes, I was just making milkshakes and waiting for you"................. :D MY MILKSHAKES BRING ALL BOYS TO THE YARD :D
  • CherylNTexas
    CherylNTexas Posts: 1,275 Member
    Hey Babe, I lost my number. Can I have yours?
  • Rachel0778
    Rachel0778 Posts: 1,701 Member
    You're like my pinky toe, because if we were together I'd bang you on every piece of furniture I own. A guy really did try this one on me!
  • paultireland
    paultireland Posts: 285 Member
    Do you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!

    I'm no organ donor but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
  • Chrisjuvers
    Chrisjuvers Posts: 2,692 Member
    Rachel0778 wrote: »
    You're like my pinky toe, because if we were together I'd bang you on every piece of furniture I own. A guy really did try this one on me!

    ugh, yes, I hear that one a lot too
  • paultireland
    paultireland Posts: 285 Member
    LOL!!!

    I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

    Do you do your laundry in Windex, because I can see myself in your pants later.
  • gcibsthom
    gcibsthom Posts: 30,145 Member
    Watching you is more fun than taking viagra and achieves the same results....
  • paultireland
    paultireland Posts: 285 Member
    Very informative
  • vrogers61266
    vrogers61266 Posts: 6 Member
    Hey I like your screen name have you ever seen the movie. At that time my screen name was mommiedearest. I had never seen the movie and my oldest son picked it out for me and was teaching me how to use the computer and that was 15 years ago.
  • tcunbeliever
    tcunbeliever Posts: 8,219 Member
    paultireland wrote: »
    Do you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!

    I'm no organ donor but I'd be happy to give you my heart.

    heart?
  • tcunbeliever
    tcunbeliever Posts: 8,219 Member
    you must be tired...'cause you been running around my dreams all night
  • tcunbeliever
    tcunbeliever Posts: 8,219 Member
    that dress would look really nice on the floor next to my bed

    saw a girl use - nice shoes, wanna frack - and it worked
  • azfire5
    azfire5 Posts: 355 Member
    Call me anytime you know my number...911 haha
  • paultireland
    paultireland Posts: 285 Member
    I am psychic. I can guess your phone number. (making a strained face)... Hmmmm <arrrggh>.... wow, I can't see it, I guess you'll just have to write it down. I've used this one and it worked.
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