What's the least amount of teeth you would consider dating

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  • vingogly
    vingogly Posts: 1,785 Member
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    Q: What has thirty legs and five teeth?
    A: The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.

    (apologies to Willie Nelson fans)
  • JenAndSome
    JenAndSome Posts: 1,893 Member
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    I could handle a missing tooth if there is a good story behind it. It would probably have to not be one of their front teeth, though.

    More than that would be probably a no and Meth Mouth is absolutely unacceptable.
  • pudadough
    pudadough Posts: 1,271 Member
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    u made me laugh sir. all they women replying seem to be quite shallow....personality....confidence....humor mean nothing without a good set of teeth is what they are saying.

    There are plenty (a lot) of men who wouldn't date me because of my weight. We all have our thing. Doesn't make us shallow.
  • UnwrappingCandy
    UnwrappingCandy Posts: 418 Member
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  • TheVimFuego
    TheVimFuego Posts: 2,412 Member
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    There are plenty (a lot) of men who wouldn't date me because of my weight. We all have our thing. Doesn't make us shallow.

    Judging by your profile picture they are idiots .

    Damn, just realised that makes me shallow. ;)

    <This was my allocated one unnecessarily salacious post for the year>
  • mustang289
    mustang289 Posts: 299 Member
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    You know what they say about men with no teeth?

    No. Do tell?


    They're really good at colonel lingus.

    Especially if you like that numb feeling.

    NUMB NUMB NUMB NUMB...MMMMMM
  • mustang289
    mustang289 Posts: 299 Member
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    Summer teeth. Some are in your mouth and some are somewhere else...

    I thought 'summer teeth' was "sum go this way and sum of them go that way"
  • mustang289
    mustang289 Posts: 299 Member
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    u made me laugh sir. all they women replying seem to be quite shallow....personality....confidence....humor mean nothing without a good set of teeth is what they are saying.

    There are plenty (a lot) of men who wouldn't date me because of my weight. We all have our thing. Doesn't make us shallow.

    But teeth can be fixed and replaced a lot easier and quicker than the never-ending weight loss struggle.
  • _SABOTEUR_
    _SABOTEUR_ Posts: 6,833 Member
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    Funny story. I was being chatted up by some guy a few months ago and it was going ok (I was a bit drunk, he was attractive and fit). He went in for the kiss and as his mouth came towards me I could see there were several teeth missing, but it was too late to stop him without putting my hand over his mouth. I mentally screamed through the kiss and then made my excuses.

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  • Cp731
    Cp731 Posts: 3,195 Member
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    You know what they say about men with no teeth?

    they don't wear a face cage when they play hockey?

    yummmmmmmmmmmm, hockey players
  • Mother_Superior
    Mother_Superior Posts: 1,624 Member
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    I don't know. What does she bench? That could sway me pretty heavily in either direction.
  • HotMummyMission
    HotMummyMission Posts: 1,723 Member
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    Hahahahahahahahahahahahan
  • clover5
    clover5 Posts: 1,643 Member
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    Does everyone know that the toothbrush was invented in Oklahoma? If it would have been invented anywhere else it would have been a "teethbrush".

    Too funny.
  • jezahb
    jezahb Posts: 73 Member
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    I need at least front teeth, I have a thing with mouths. I don't mind crooked or chipped teeth (though my ex had a chipped front tooth and it made me wince when I remember how he did it, don't open beer bottles with your teeth) but he needs to have them. More an issue for me is the bad breath that comes with bad teeth. I can't kiss a guy whose mouth smells like a trash dump.

    Sad this conversation is needed. Welcome to America, where free dental care is a fantasy.
  • bbbgamer
    bbbgamer Posts: 582 Member
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    a least two, I like a woman that can nibble a little...
  • JessicaBR13
    JessicaBR13 Posts: 294 Member
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    32
  • _the_feniks_
    _the_feniks_ Posts: 3,443 Member
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    32. If it is a molar or two missing, I could deal with that.
  • Fithealthyforlife
    Fithealthyforlife Posts: 866 Member
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    For me, personally, somebody missing her 4 wisdom teeth is fine...but no more than that, unless she was born missing a tooth.

    I have perfect teeth, btw (but had 4 wisdom teeth removed).

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