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Create a Ridiculous Diet

sfcrocker
sfcrocker Posts: 163 Member
in Fun and Games
There are so many terrible diets out there I thought it would be fun if we got creative and invented our own. Here's mine:

Sun Chicken Diet
Take one raw chicken breast and leave it sitting in the sun for at least two days. Eat the raw chicken breast. Once you have lost the desired amount of weight, go to the hospital ASAP.

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  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,678 Member
    Total Fast Diet: do not eat or drink anything, not even plain water, until the desired amount of weight is lost. Once complete, seek medical attention, and possibly therapy, at your earliest convenience.
  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,678 Member
    zcb94 wrote: »
    Total Fast Diet: do not eat or drink anything, not even plain water, until the desired amount of weight is lost. Once complete, seek medical attention, and possibly therapy, at your earliest convenience.

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  • Elise4270
    Elise4270 Posts: 8,375 Member
    My favourite diet, closing in on the US holidays, is the frozen pecan pie diet. Eat all your calories in pecan pie. No weight loss. Just unadulterated carefree joy.
  • TeaBea
    TeaBea Posts: 14,517 Member
    These are funny (some are scary/funny):

    http://www.bcliving.ca/health/13-ridiculous-and-dangerous-diets

    What's not so funny, is a couple of these appear on threads here every so often.
  • Alluminati
    Alluminati Posts: 6,208 Member
    The Dirty Diet. Don't wash any food just straight up eat it til you get the runs. You will weigh less afterwards, possibly expire, then no need for dieting.
  • singingflutelady
    singingflutelady Posts: 8,736 Member
    Alluminati wrote: »
    The Dirty Diet. Don't wash any food just straight up eat it til you get the runs. You will weigh less afterwards, possibly expire, then no need for dieting.

    @Alluminati so we get bonus points if we are immunosuppressed? Lol
  • Alluminati
    Alluminati Posts: 6,208 Member
    singingflutelady wrote: »
    Alluminati wrote: »
    The Dirty Diet. Don't wash any food just straight up eat it til you get the runs. You will weigh less afterwards, possibly expire, then no need for dieting.

    @Alluminati so we get bonus points if we are immunosuppressed? Lol

    You will lose weight/life faster. It's a sprint not a marathon, silly.
  • Just_J_Now
    Just_J_Now Posts: 9,551 Member
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  • ouryve
    ouryve Posts: 572 Member
    The nam pla plan. A teaspoon of fish sauce added to absolutely everything you eat.

    (Would probably be rather effective, unless you developed a taste for blueberry and nam pla pancakes and nam pla latte)
  • Susieq_1994
    Susieq_1994 Posts: 5,361 Member
    You can only eat when there's a full moon (And you can eat as much as you want at that point). The rest of the time, you just get to drink water and watch the lunar charts. Repeat until you reach your goal weight--or until you die. Whichever comes first!

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