When yo Insta filters don't work no more...

So it's my last day of holiday in Spain before returning to Sydney. I've binged on continious stream of Aperol Spritzers, Manchego and Jamon, and bloody loved every minute of it.

However this was after I already noticed that those cute bikinis that I bought, and vetted thoroughly in front of the mirror at home, looked nowhere near as nice once poolside; in fact more like some stranded marine mammal.

I've had to craft a holiday album consisting of artful crops, delicate filters and going all holiday-zilla on any unauthorised 3rd party snaps. My husband thinks I've gone mad and frankly he's not far off the mark.

However I'd like to make the most of those bikinis before Sydney summer starts. Anyone with me?



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