9 words women use and there actual meanings!!
Guys, grab a pen, this could possibly safe your life!!
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women and think they are awesome, this is a bit of fun 
1) Fine
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2) Five Minutes
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3) Nothing
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4) Go Ahead
This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!
5) Loud Sigh
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6) That’s Okay
This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7) Thanks
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you’re welcome. (I want to add in a clause here – This is true, unless she says ‘Thanks a lot’ – that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say ‘you’re welcome’ . that will bring on a ‘whatever’).
8 ) Whatever
Is a woman’s way of saying F– YOU!
9) Don’t worry about it, I got it
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer to #3.
DISCLAIMER - I
women and think they are awesome, this is a bit of fun 1) Fine
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2) Five Minutes
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3) Nothing
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4) Go Ahead
This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!
5) Loud Sigh
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6) That’s Okay
This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7) Thanks
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you’re welcome. (I want to add in a clause here – This is true, unless she says ‘Thanks a lot’ – that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say ‘you’re welcome’ . that will bring on a ‘whatever’).
8 ) Whatever
Is a woman’s way of saying F– YOU!
9) Don’t worry about it, I got it
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer to #3.
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Yup, pretty much. LOL0
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Haha! Love it0
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Sounds as if it was written by a whipped man.0
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so what does "whats your point?" mean
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so what does "whats your point?" mean
and hahahaha
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what's your point = your lips are moving but I hear nothing.0
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Sounds as if it was written by a whipped man.
lol this have some self respect0 -
So what are you implying? That women are selfish, annoying and fake!?0
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oh dear, its a JOKE people!!
Please don't go see any stand up comedy, it may scar you for life if you take everything that seriously!!0 -
Hahaha you nailed it! Love it :drinker:0
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so what does "whats your point?" mean
and hahahaha
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this is a fine post...0 -
We also use the word "their".0
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:laugh:0
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so what does "whats your point?" mean
and hahahaha
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this is a fine post...
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I love how men fear women, it makes us far more superior. bahaha bahaha bahaha0
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oh dear, its a JOKE people!!
Please don't go see any stand up comedy, it may scar you for life if you take everything that seriously!!
:laugh: Have you SEEN the sort of things people take seriously on the forums?
In for the ensuing storm.
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oh dear, its a JOKE people!!
Please don't go see any stand up comedy, it may scar you for life if you take everything that seriously!!
Jokes aren't allowed on mfp.0 -
I love how men fear women, it makes us far more superior. bahaha bahaha bahaha
Well we have no choice but to comply with women because we like to mix it up a bit. Our hands can't satisfy us all the time 0 -
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I love how men fear women, it makes us far more superior. bahaha bahaha bahaha
Well we have no choice but to comply with women because we like to mix it up a bit. Our hands can't satisfy us all the time
No comment...what does that mean?0 -
Right on! I think it's great--and true. How'd you learn all of this?0
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"Yes dear"0
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I love how men fear women, it makes us far more superior. bahaha bahaha bahaha
Well we have no choice but to comply with women because we like to mix it up a bit. Our hands can't satisfy us all the time
No comment...what does that mean?
Please don't make me explain that to you. :blushing:0 -
LOL, and i agree with all except number 2. I am a stickler for time, if i say 5 mins, I mean 5 mins, not 4:59 or 5:01.0
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I would say these are pretty much true.0
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LOL, and i agree with all except number 2. I am a stickler for time, if i say 5 mins, I mean 5 mins, not 4:59 or 5:01.
Moi aussi. It's usually my husband keeping us waiting :laugh:0 -
I love how men fear women, it makes us far more superior. bahaha bahaha bahaha
I love how women make sexist statements and think what they are saying is socially acceptable. Turn the tables around and there would be hoards of women complaining about misogyny. Or better yet, make a ridiculous statement like "I love how blacks fear whites, it makes us far superior" and see how far you get before your tasting your own foot.
Nah...you're hardly superior.0 -
This. And the rest would be true but my SO already knows what they mean he lives by the idea "if momma isn't happy no one is happy" so he keeps me happy. Trust me my happiness equals his happinessLOL, and i agree with all except number 2. I am a stickler for time, if i say 5 mins, I mean 5 mins, not 4:59 or 5:01.
Moi aussi. It's usually my husband keeping us waiting :laugh:
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Don't want it anymore = go get the stuff!
No = NO!
Hmmm I don't know = Yes0 -
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