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The best cheesy Pick-Up Line you know or heard (Keep it clean please)

cee134
cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
edited December 2024 in Chit-Chat
What are the best or funniest pick-up lines you have heard? [Please keep it clean]

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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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  • lenoresdream
    lenoresdream Posts: 522 Member
    _MistahJ_ wrote: »
    I don't need a pick up line, I'm bearded.

    Oh yes you do
  • dahlia1015
    dahlia1015 Posts: 14 Member
    Asking me if my butt was real.. I don't know if it's really a pick up line but it was cheesy and awkward nonetheless.
  • laceface1983
    laceface1983 Posts: 16 Member
    You're hotter than the nacho cheese that burnt my tongue last night!
  • Alishia6606
    Alishia6606 Posts: 140 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
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    My husband used this one on me when we first started dating. LOL
    Married for 6 years this October and together for 10.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,506 Member
    I once had a chicka ask me: "Wanna see my tan lines?"


    errrr, okay?
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  • stylistchicky
    stylistchicky Posts: 561 Member
    Is your dad in prison?
    Me No.
    I could have swore he was because, he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.
    I blankly stared at him and turned and walked away.
  • Icheatonmywife
    Icheatonmywife Posts: 132 Member
    Chicks scare me so I dont talk to them, or use pick up lines... ;)
  • guinevere96
    guinevere96 Posts: 1,445 Member
    The first thing my exboyfriend ever said to me was "youre so beautiful that I forgot my cheesy pick up line!"
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  • NorthCascades
    NorthCascades Posts: 10,968 Member
    "Wow! You look just like the hot girl, but without the hot!"

    What I learned, not everyone appreciates honesty.
  • kledmons
    kledmons Posts: 46 Member
    A guy once said to me....Are you a ba-nananana...cause you are ap-PEALing. And I just laughed and laughed. Never forgot that one. It was the way he said it. I still giggle thinking about it.
  • shadowfax_c11
    shadowfax_c11 Posts: 1,942 Member
    edited September 2016
    I was walking on a sidewalk in Cleveland once and a guy driving down the road said, "Hey do you have a man? No? Want one?" Oh heck no.

    Another guy leaning out of the second story window of a Motel I was staying in, "Psst... are you with anybody? Room 223, come on up."

    I have also twice had men knock on my door and ask me if I wanted a boyfriend or to let them know if I ever just wanted to... ya know.


    I seem to attract creepers like flies to roadkill. Which is why I am now a blackbelt in aikido.
  • distinctlybeautiful
    distinctlybeautiful Posts: 1,041 Member
    I was waiting for the bus, and this guy said to me, "I like your phone..... can I get the number?"
  • Gimsteinn
    Gimsteinn Posts: 7,678 Member
    I'm gonna have my "whey" with you
  • JessicaJS23
    JessicaJS23 Posts: 1,863 Member
    My daughter throws pick up lines at me all the time for whatever reason. They are usually pretty adorable.

    Hey girl are you wifi? Because I feel a connection!

    One time an old man asked me if I had a life preserver I could throw him and I laughed and said no and his response : I'm drowning in those eyes. That Grampy had some game!


    The weirdest was at the park I told this guy his little boy was cute and he said " thanks.. We can have one just like him" that level of awkward won him several dates with me :)
  • amcalmond768
    amcalmond768 Posts: 289 Member
    I had a student one time call me mommy... I told her I'm not you mommy, and that father said you could be lmao..
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