First date - stop signs

lisahebert186

What four word phrase would ruin a first date?


I invited my mother.

AdamAthletic

I have twelve cats

(Edited, my first wasn't entirely true for everyone I guess lol)

Damien_K

My cave or yours?

Damien_K

GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »

I don't pull out

Here in NZ that would be to your detriment...cough up the child support

AdamAthletic

So, Netflix and Chill?

Motorsheen

This thing sure itches.

lisahebert186

GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »

Damien_K wrote: »

GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »

I don't pull out

Here in NZ that would be to your detriment...cough up the child support

You make the assumption I was talking about her *kitten*. Perhaps I meant her mouth and she will be the one coughing

Take this plan B

Wow. That's hilarious.

Alienique

Lannisters send their regards.

jenmar222

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Damien_K

GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »

Damien_K wrote: »

GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »

I don't pull out

Here in NZ that would be to your detriment...cough up the child support

You make the assumption I was talking about her *kitten*. Perhaps I meant her mouth and she will be the one coughing

Take this plan B

Touche! I like the way you think my friend!

AdamAthletic

Alienique wrote: »

Lannisters send their regards.

I dunno, a GOT reference or two would be better than some dates I've had lol!

Furious_Kiwi

You own a strap-on?

jenmar222

GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »

Damien_K wrote: »

GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »

I don't pull out

Here in NZ that would be to your detriment...cough up the child support

You make the assumption I was talking about her *kitten*. Perhaps I meant her mouth and she will be the one coughing

Take this plan B

Only newbs cough

.....(okay. I've reached my sex talk quota for the day )

Angela937

I have no morals!

(wait, that would do the opposite!)

Damien_K

jenmar22 wrote: »

GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »

Damien_K wrote: »

GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »

I don't pull out

Here in NZ that would be to your detriment...cough up the child support

You make the assumption I was talking about her *kitten*. Perhaps I meant her mouth and she will be the one coughing

Take this plan B

Only newbs cough

.....(okay. I've reached my sex talk quota for the day )

So you swallow?