First date - stop signs

lisahebert186 · September 2016

What four word phrase would ruin a first date?

I invited my mother.

AdamAthletic · September 2016

I have twelve cats

(Edited, my first wasn't entirely true for everyone I guess lol)

Unknown · September 2016

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Damien_K · September 2016

My cave or yours?

Unknown · September 2016

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Damien_K · September 2016

GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »

I don't pull out

Here in NZ that would be to your detriment...cough up the child support

AdamAthletic · September 2016

So, Netflix and Chill?

Unknown · September 2016

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Motorsheen · September 2016

This thing sure itches.

lisahebert186 · September 2016

GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »

Damien_K wrote: »

GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »

I don't pull out

Here in NZ that would be to your detriment...cough up the child support

You make the assumption I was talking about her *kitten*. Perhaps I meant her mouth and she will be the one coughing

Take this plan B

Wow. That's hilarious.

Alienique · September 2016

Lannisters send their regards.

jenmar222 · September 2016

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Damien_K · September 2016

GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »

Damien_K wrote: »

GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »

I don't pull out

Here in NZ that would be to your detriment...cough up the child support

You make the assumption I was talking about her *kitten*. Perhaps I meant her mouth and she will be the one coughing

Take this plan B

Touche! I like the way you think my friend!

AdamAthletic · September 2016

Alienique wrote: »

Lannisters send their regards.

I dunno, a GOT reference or two would be better than some dates I've had lol!

Furious_Kiwi · September 2016

You own a strap-on?

jenmar222 · September 2016

GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »

Damien_K wrote: »

GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »

I don't pull out

Here in NZ that would be to your detriment...cough up the child support

You make the assumption I was talking about her *kitten*. Perhaps I meant her mouth and she will be the one coughing

Take this plan B

Only newbs cough

.....(okay. I've reached my sex talk quota for the day

)

Angela937 · September 2016

I have no morals!

(wait, that would do the opposite!)

Damien_K · September 2016

jenmar22 wrote: »

GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »

Damien_K wrote: »

GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »

I don't pull out

Here in NZ that would be to your detriment...cough up the child support

You make the assumption I was talking about her *kitten*. Perhaps I meant her mouth and she will be the one coughing

Take this plan B

Only newbs cough

.....(okay. I've reached my sex talk quota for the day )

So you swallow?

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Damien_K · September 2016

Furious_Kiwi wrote: »

You own a strap-on?

That is my biggest nightmare!

Furious_Kiwi · September 2016

Ted Bundy's only son

scoffee0701 · September 2016

I forgot my wallet

AdamAthletic · September 2016

McDonalds or Burger King?

lisahebert186 · September 2016

You got bail money?

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Riffraft1960 · September 2016

Villae81 wrote: »

I have 10 kids

I have scared a few when I told them I have 10 kids

Dutchy_77 · September 2016

Hide my busband is comming

Gimsteinn · September 2016

You looked pretty online

Dutchy_77 · September 2016

But realy you do!

First date - stop signs

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