Best / worst pickup lines

Dutchy_77
Dutchy_77 Posts: 1,695 Member
edited December 2024 in Fun and Games
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  • Dutchy_77
    Dutchy_77 Posts: 1,695 Member
    ill start this one worked for me back in the day.

    i would walk up to a girl holding a flower and just stood there until she was creeping out and asked what i did.
    i would response, im sorry to bother you but i would just show this flower what real beauty is.

    i was cheesy back then :pensive:
  • FairhavenDS
    FairhavenDS Posts: 1,046 Member
    "Excuse me, Miss, does this rag smell like chloroform?"
  • FairhavenDS
    FairhavenDS Posts: 1,046 Member
    Ok, so that was kinda bad. I feel compelled to state I neither condone nor have asked the above.

  • "Excuse me, Miss, you dropped something...my jaw"
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