Your prayers have been answered, cauliflower hot dogs

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  • xinit0
    xinit0 Posts: 310 Member
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    Cauliflower is a sub for everything right?

    It's stealing the "chicken of the vegetarian's world" crown from soy...
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,229 Member
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    It's a collie-flower hot dog!













    Yeah, I think that joke sucks, too.

    It only works when you include the pic of the collie playing in the field of flowers.
  • Cadori
    Cadori Posts: 4,810 Member
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    That's a really cool idea. Probably doable with a lot of foodstuffs.
    I can't believe people are carping about the bun. Sheesh. Get lives.

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  • ktliu
    ktliu Posts: 334 Member
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    lose the msg and it'll be perfect. Just saying.
  • bcattoes
    bcattoes Posts: 17,299 Member
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    I'll be honest. That doesn't look too bad to me, though I'd top it with chili, onions and slaw.
  • skinnygal05
    skinnygal05 Posts: 68 Member
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    HA my first thought was I love you! Then I saw your first reponse. HA I really do appreciate you....that's more accurate!
  • Grimmerick
    Grimmerick Posts: 3,344 Member
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    I have to say I am impressed that you would even make the effort to try this, most guys would........ well act like they are acting on here right now. So bravo for ingenuity and forging your own food and health path which obviously has worked wonders for you(and your abs) so far, keep it up.
  • ktliu
    ktliu Posts: 334 Member
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    lose the msg and it'll be perfect. Just saying.
  • brillmer
    brillmer Posts: 1,268 Member
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    This.

    It actually looks half decent. I'll give it a go
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,229 Member
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    HA my first thought was I love you! Then I saw your first reponse. HA I really do appreciate you....that's more accurate!

    :angry:
  • TriShamelessly
    TriShamelessly Posts: 905 Member
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    You can have my awful nitrate-ridden salty meat sticks of death when you pry them from my cold dead hands.

    This !!!!
  • CoachJessiOrtega
    CoachJessiOrtega Posts: 1
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    Impressive. :p
  • Bambalina_1
    Bambalina_1 Posts: 78 Member
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    Kudos and Accolades to you Mr! :laugh:
  • RunFarLiveHappy
    RunFarLiveHappy Posts: 805 Member
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    You are risking your food porn king crown.

    Never

    Ice cream slider, ice cream, white choc bar, raspberry sauce between a split donut. Had another later in the day with vanilla, white choc and caramel as well

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    Ohhhh Emmmm Geeeee!!!! *drool*
  • xinit0
    xinit0 Posts: 310 Member
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    lose the msg and it'll be perfect. Just saying.

    MSG - gluten before gluten was cool.

    What's the next moral panic food?
  • Quiing
    Quiing Posts: 261 Member
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    LMAO

    Seriously though, that seems kinda worth a try
  • greasygriddle
    greasygriddle Posts: 32 Member
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    [/quote]

    America called, and is asking that you leave this country. On your way out, please take mashed cauliflower, cauliflower pizza crust, and tofu dogs with you.
    Never speak about this abomination again.

    I am very content with the cutting room floor remnants, combined with other carcinogens and poisons, that make up my all-American hotdog. All hail our Gods, Oscar Meyer and Joey Chestnut, and may they be merciful upon you for this wretched blasphemy.
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    OMG!!! laughed so hard.... cheers!!! :drinker:
  • DoingThiisForMe
    DoingThiisForMe Posts: 31
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    What the heck is caulicheese? And if you're gonna have the un might as well have the weenie lol

    SOMEONE POST A RECIPE FOR A CAULIFLOWER DOUGHNUT ICE CREAM SLIDER, YUMMY LOL :)
  • sabified
    sabified Posts: 1,051 Member
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    You are risking your food porn king crown.

    Never

    Ice cream slider, ice cream, white choc bar, raspberry sauce between a split donut. Had another later in the day with vanilla, white choc and caramel as well

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    IMG_20130713_125521.jpg

    YUM!!!
  • Trilby16
    Trilby16 Posts: 707 Member
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    I have an easier and probably tastier alternative that I read about years ago in Men's Health.

    Take a medium carrot, peel and then sculpt the ends into a hotdog shape. Put in a small pot of water with some barbeque sauce added to the water. Simmer until the carrot is fairly soft. Slap on a bun and add all the fixings (it's just a carrot if you don't add fixings) like ketchup, relish, mustard, chopped onion, and grated cheese. Enjoy! Your mouth will hardly know the difference. Really!

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