Stupid ways to defeat boredom 101

CorgiWaddles

So I found a video on youtube that talked about Thesaurus.com. Yeah we have all been there and used it. What I thought was hilarious was that the video took really simple everyday sentences that we used and using that website, Transformed them into really over the top loads of crap tongue twisters that would make Shakespeare crap his pants.

So. *IF* anyone reads and responds to this, this is what this stupid thread is.

Type your original sentence and then type the sentence that Thesaurus.com put. I'm bored and have no life so here are some examples.

Original:"I went to the store to get some milk "

Thesaurus:"I departed to the hoard to wangle some moo juice"

Original:"That dress makes me look like a fat INSERT ADULT THEMED WORD FOR DONKEY HERE and I want a taco"

Thesaurus:"That drab drape pressurizes me to retain the semblance of an elephantine whalelike lard furthermore I am hankering for a taco"

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THAT LAST ONE TOOK ME WAY TO DAMN LONG TO WRITE. HAVE FUN AT YOUR OWN RISK.