Who likes nuts

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  • PowerMan40
    PowerMan40 Posts: 766 Member
    synchkat wrote: »
    I had a friend who liked chocolate but not nuts so she'd suck the chocolate off the nuts and spit them out

    Sucking chocolate off of nuts would be a new one, but I have heard of nibbling the chocolate off the nuts, kind like eating corn, then throwing the nuts away.
  • jenmar222
    jenmar222 Posts: 9,271 Member
    edited September 2016
    Villae81 wrote: »
    jenmar22 wrote: »
    Villae81 wrote: »
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    How bout this nuts?

    Oh Gawd :scream::scream::scream::scream::scream::scream::scream::scream:

    It's weird how nuts are so stretchy O_O

    I don't think it's suppose to stretch that far or made to hold bodyweight

    Seriously though. Why don't they secure those things more firmly? Like, boobs are attached by a wide circumference to the chest. Why make such a fragile part of the male reproductive organs all but dangle? :scream:

    Lol
  • PowerMan40
    PowerMan40 Posts: 766 Member
    GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »
    Maximus wrote: »
    GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »
    This thread reeks of innuendo already


    The thread or the nuts?

    The thread...the nuts reek of fromunda

    I got his reference but I was trying to take the conversation to a higher plane, than just @_Sugar_interrupted duck butter
  • Sharsou
    Sharsou Posts: 8,849 Member
    jenmar22 wrote: »
    Villae81 wrote: »
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    How bout this nuts?

    Oh Gawd :scream::scream::scream::scream::scream::scream::scream::scream:

    It's weird how nuts are so stretchy O_O

    Photoshop is the answer to this.. Stretch the bits as far as u want :#
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  • jenmar222
    jenmar222 Posts: 9,271 Member
    edited September 2016
    All I'm saying is, speaking in generalities, it seems like if the male population was meant to flourish, those things would be tucked in a bit safer. Anyway... :joy:
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  • jenmar222
    jenmar222 Posts: 9,271 Member
    "To a higher plane" lol
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  • jenmar222
    jenmar222 Posts: 9,271 Member
    Villae81 wrote: »
    jenmar22 wrote: »
    All I'm saying is, speaking in generalities, it seems like if the male population was meant to flourish, those things would be tucked in a bit safer. Anyway... :joy:

    Where would you want it? It would be awkward anywhere else

    I dunno. Volunteer as my living model, and I'll do some experimentation...for science
  • PowerMan40
    PowerMan40 Posts: 766 Member
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  • jenmar222
    jenmar222 Posts: 9,271 Member
    I mean, if there's anyone taking this convo to a higher plane, it's clearly me :sunglasses:
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  • jenmar222
    jenmar222 Posts: 9,271 Member
    _MistahJ_ wrote: »
    GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »
    PowerMan40 wrote: »
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    Your meme game is strong!!! Even all your words are on a higher plane!

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    That doesn't look like they're wanking each other off at all
  • PowerMan40
    PowerMan40 Posts: 766 Member
    jenmar22 wrote: »
    _MistahJ_ wrote: »
    GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »
    PowerMan40 wrote: »
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    Your meme game is strong!!! Even all your words are on a higher plane!

    3lqH5wB_zps1ipiv8ud.gif

    That doesn't look like they're wanking each other off at all

    Only @_MistahJ_ would post something so disgusting...
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  • PowerMan40
    PowerMan40 Posts: 766 Member
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    for the ladies and Duck Butter
  • melmelw03
    melmelw03 Posts: 5,332 Member
    I like cashews. Something about that curve. And they're delish.
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  • _Sugar_interrupted
    _Sugar_interrupted Posts: 529 Member
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  • DeficitDuchess
    DeficitDuchess Posts: 3,099 Member
    jenmar22 wrote: »
    Villae81 wrote: »
    jenmar22 wrote: »
    Villae81 wrote: »
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    How bout this nuts?

    Oh Gawd :scream::scream::scream::scream::scream::scream::scream::scream:

    It's weird how nuts are so stretchy O_O

    I don't think it's suppose to stretch that far or made to hold bodyweight

    Seriously though. Why don't they secure those things more firmly? Like, boobs are attached by a wide circumference to the chest. Why make such a fragile part of the male reproductive organs all but dangle? :scream:

    Lol

    They're golf balls, not bowling balls; so a chest's circumference's unnecessary!
  • DeficitDuchess
    DeficitDuchess Posts: 3,099 Member
    jenmar22 wrote: »
    All I'm saying is, speaking in generalities, it seems like if the male population was meant to flourish, those things would be tucked in a bit safer. Anyway... :joy:

    Body heat, kills sperm!
  • DeficitDuchess
    DeficitDuchess Posts: 3,099 Member
    edited September 2016
    Villae81 wrote: »
    Lol I just checked..... And checked a golf ball I'm pretty sure golf ball is bigger

    I was giving, you guys credit! How about a gumball instead or a marble?
  • _Sugar_interrupted
    _Sugar_interrupted Posts: 529 Member
    DeficitDuchess wrote: »
    jenmar22 wrote: »
    All I'm saying is, speaking in generalities, it seems like if the male population was meant to flourish, those things would be tucked in a bit safer. Anyway... :joy:

    Body heat, kills sperm!

    That makes absolutely no sense at all.

    Sperm are literally stored at body temperature...

  • JukeboxHeroine
    JukeboxHeroine Posts: 348 Member
    Villae81 wrote: »
    _Sugar_interrupted wrote: »
    DeficitDuchess wrote: »
    jenmar22 wrote: »
    All I'm saying is, speaking in generalities, it seems like if the male population was meant to flourish, those things would be tucked in a bit safer. Anyway... :joy:

    Body heat, kills sperm!

    That makes absolutely no sense at all.

    Sperm are literally stored at body temperature...

    They die on water contact I think I dunno bout heat



    Duh, latex is poison to sperm. { sarcasm}

  • DeficitDuchess
    DeficitDuchess Posts: 3,099 Member
    _Sugar_interrupted wrote: »
    DeficitDuchess wrote: »
    jenmar22 wrote: »
    All I'm saying is, speaking in generalities, it seems like if the male population was meant to flourish, those things would be tucked in a bit safer. Anyway... :joy:

    Body heat, kills sperm!

    That makes absolutely no sense at all.

    Sperm are literally stored at body temperature...

    The testicles hang, to keep them away; from core body temperature!
  • _Sugar_interrupted
    _Sugar_interrupted Posts: 529 Member
    Villae81 wrote: »
    _Sugar_interrupted wrote: »
    DeficitDuchess wrote: »
    jenmar22 wrote: »
    All I'm saying is, speaking in generalities, it seems like if the male population was meant to flourish, those things would be tucked in a bit safer. Anyway... :joy:

    Body heat, kills sperm!

    That makes absolutely no sense at all.

    Sperm are literally stored at body temperature...

    They die on water contact I think I dunno bout heat

    Depends on the temperature/ph/acidity. It's not instantaneous.
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  • _Sugar_interrupted
    _Sugar_interrupted Posts: 529 Member
    DeficitDuchess wrote: »
    _Sugar_interrupted wrote: »
    DeficitDuchess wrote: »
    jenmar22 wrote: »
    All I'm saying is, speaking in generalities, it seems like if the male population was meant to flourish, those things would be tucked in a bit safer. Anyway... :joy:

    Body heat, kills sperm!

    That makes absolutely no sense at all.

    Sperm are literally stored at body temperature...

    The testicles hang, to keep them away; from core body temperature!

    That is anatomies way of trying to keep them cooler than the rest of the body, yes.

    However! If they hit 98.6 they don't just croak over and die.

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