I just realized what diet I'm on

Megansmith112712

It's called the I have a toddler diet. You know the one where you weigh and measure everything on your plate and every time you look down your toddler is grabbing handfuls of your food and eating it.

Gallowmere1984

That's certainly one way to keep a deficit.

arditarose

Nope. Don't know that one.

Alluminati

Nope. That toddler better grab his own plate or we's about to have some words.

Intentional_Me

Ha. I'm constantly telling my toddler to leave my food alone because I weighed it. He just doesn't understand why mommy doesn't share anymore

Christine_72

Megansmith112712 wrote: »

It's called the I have a toddler diet. You know the one where you weigh and measure everything on your plate and every time you look down your toddler is grabbing handfuls of your food and eating it.

Lol they can be such rude, selfish little tackers

My husband likes taking food from my plate, but he doesn't realise i have weighed everything on it to the gram, and i'm getting calorically (is that a word) ripped off every time he pinches something!! He justifies it by saying he's doing me a favour ppfffftt

arditarose

See luckily I'm single, live alone, and may never have kids...so I can just stuff my face with all the food I put on my plate.

juliebowman4

Husbands are like big toddlers.
Mine tried to nab a bite of my sammich!!
I swatted him.

ogtmama

I'm on that one! My diary is filled with peanut butter toast crusts and left over strawberries!

Megansmith112712

juliebowman4 wrote: »

Husbands are like big toddlers.
Mine tried to nab a bite of my sammich!!
I swatted him.

@juliebowman4 lol. I usually poke my husband's hand with whatever I'm eating with fork or spoon if no utensils I smack him. But my son is too cute and doesn't understand

vespiquenn

juliebowman4 wrote: »

Husbands are like big toddlers.
Mine tried to nab a bite of my sammich!!
I swatted him.

Mine does the same. Which results in me yelling "heeeeeeeey" in a high pitched voice. He hates it, but still eats my weighed out food.

allenpriest

Yep
Men are scum
At least that's what my wife tells me when she's mad.

And I have to agree with heron principle.

Christine_72

allenpriest wrote: »

Yep
Men are scum
At least that's what my wife tells me when she's mad.

And I have to agree with heron principle.

Good boy

SusanMFindlay

I tell mine to steal from Daddy's plate instead.

Sued0nim

Children need to learn from an early age not to steal food from a calorie counters plate

Fix the seagulls from Nemo in your head

CattOfTheGarage

Mine! Mine! Mine!

MiaisMIAinMiami

My husband has started to ask if I already weighed the food. Not that an affirmative answer stops him!