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Chandra126 wrote: »Just got my 5th survey request
I have never received a survey request. Are you sure these are legit?
Honestly it was sketching me out a bit. I went to the message boards "News and Announcements", as suggested by littlemissbgiff...there is a discussion there that isn't closed. Strange tho, the last post was Jan. 2014. I couldn't see a way to reply to the discussion so I emailed the mfp help. The picture of the survey in the discussion looks the same. Other people complained about it continuing to pop up after they had already submitted one, weird tho how old the posts are.0 -
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RunHardBeStrong wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »I just came from my lawyer's office. Is it a requirement for the receptionist to always be a *kitten*? This woman always has resting *kitten* face and is so grumpy she spits venom it seems.. are all lawyer receptionists this way?
You should walk in there, drop your pants and pee all over the place while proclaiming that you're marking your territory. Then, right when she thinks you're done, flip your hair and take a stick of gum out of her purse.
She had a huge bag of chips her desk. I should have reached down and hulk smashed them.
I went into a dentist office once. The receptionist was eating a bag of chips that was laying on the counter and ignored me (it might have been her lunch). I reached into the chip bag, took one chip out, licked it, and put it back into the bag. The receptionist was irate and yelled at me "What the h3ll you doing?" I calmly replied "getting your attention'. I never had problems at that office again.5 -
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littlemissbgiff wrote: »
I have so many questions.....
Me too like, what sex toy store do you visit that people are beating each other with *kitten*? Sounds like my kinda place.0 -
I cant believe di ldos are edited out OMG0
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RunHardBeStrong wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »I just came from my lawyer's office. Is it a requirement for the receptionist to always be a *kitten*? This woman always has resting *kitten* face and is so grumpy she spits venom it seems.. are all lawyer receptionists this way?
You should walk in there, drop your pants and pee all over the place while proclaiming that you're marking your territory. Then, right when she thinks you're done, flip your hair and take a stick of gum out of her purse.
She had a huge bag of chips her desk. I should have reached down and hulk smashed them.
Perfect, but don't forget the hair flip.1 -
tmanfromtexas wrote: »littlemissbgiff wrote: »
I have so many questions.....
Me too like, what sex toy store do you visit that people are beating each other with *kitten*? Sounds like my kinda place.
I was kinda disturbed whatever is right behind the sign. Looks like bags of raw marinated meat!
Maybe it's jerky penises.1 -
tmanfromtexas wrote: »littlemissbgiff wrote: »
I have so many questions.....
Me too like, what sex toy store do you visit that people are beating each other with *kitten*? Sounds like my kinda place.
I was kinda disturbed whatever is right behind the sign. Looks like bags of raw marinated meat!
Maybe it's jerky penises.
I don't know if that makes it better or worse
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PlaydohPants wrote: »tmanfromtexas wrote: »littlemissbgiff wrote: »
I have so many questions.....
Me too like, what sex toy store do you visit that people are beating each other with *kitten*? Sounds like my kinda place.
I was kinda disturbed whatever is right behind the sign. Looks like bags of raw marinated meat!
That worried me too. At the top you can see the peens in the background though
At first I thought those were yams LMAO. I was wondering what kind of supermarket of porn is littlemiss going to? All you need to add is some vegetable oil and you have a party going on.0 -
littlemissbgiff wrote: »Not worth a ban! Take it down!
Seriously, and dude is not even funny. If you're gonna get banned, at least make people laugh.1 -
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littlemissbgiff wrote: »tmanfromtexas wrote: »PlaydohPants wrote: »tmanfromtexas wrote: »littlemissbgiff wrote: »
I have so many questions.....
Me too like, what sex toy store do you visit that people are beating each other with *kitten*? Sounds like my kinda place.
I was kinda disturbed whatever is right behind the sign. Looks like bags of raw marinated meat!
That worried me too. At the top you can see the peens in the background though
At first I thought those were yams LMAO. I was wondering what kind of supermarket of porn is littlemiss going to? All you need to add is some vegetable oil and you have a party going on.
I'm not your average freak
And that is why you are the queen of freak and bats.0 -
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After days in another CICO debate, I was doing research and then went out on the general web to see what people are putting out. I swear...you see people putting out information like this to sell stuff and it just confuses the issue even more for those that don't know.
https://authoritynutrition.com/calories-in-a-pound-of-fat/
This talks about how one pound doesn't equal 3500 calories, but goes on to say it is REALLY 3400 to 3700. lol. Nothing like taking a guideline as pirate law. Gah....
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I just tripped on the stairs and hit the side of my head on the bars holding up the handrail
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Damn, I seemed to have missed something.0 -
Damn, I seemed to have missed something.
You did. Just an annoying troll posting stupid memes. He got mad that I didn't find them funny. He actually called me a drunk frog face. They deleted his posts and my responses to him. He'll be back I'm sure. He's corny though so not too entertaining.0 -
My phone screen is cracked to high hell and I feel lazy today0
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Just had a lady from Dubai message me to tell me someone used my IG pictures to create a fake profile and catfish her. People are silly.2
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That's exactly why I don't have a pic0
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Nope. Nothing of mine is private. Can find stuff of mine back to the early 90's still. Being a digital child and working in technology that is kinda the way it goes.0
https://youtu.be/z0O_VYcsIk8
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