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Motorsheen

itsy_bitsy_spider wrote: »

Motorsheen wrote: »

itsy_bitsy_spider wrote: »

Motorsheen wrote: »

So last weekend I got cornered by one of our local Girl Scouts at the exit of Safeway.

I bought a box of Samoa cookies.
They remained unopened until last night when my wife asked: Would you like to share one?

Share one what?

One cookie.

Share one cookie?


We decided that since we were going into the weekend, we would let our hair down and rage. We each had one cookie. Then the box was returned to the pantry for yet another week of hibernation.

B--b--but... you said...

For you...

I'll gladly purchase another box



If fact, for you.... I would hi-jack a truck filled with cookies

I can haz da cookies? *kitty gif*

Okay, in that case, let's Bonnie & Clyde this mothereffer. Those lil cookie pushers don't stand a chance. We can split one (just one!!!) during the getaway. Thin mints on 3! *hands in*

We Have a Plan !

Dig.

slimgirljo15

salembambi

angelxsss

If I can't date I at least want to talk to a cute guy tonight

Timshel_

angelxsss wrote: »

If I can't date I at least want to talk to a cute guy tonight

Cyb3rz ftw.
Lucky blokes.

angelxsss

Timshel_ wrote: »

angelxsss wrote: »

If I can't date I at least want to talk to a cute guy tonight

Cyb3rz ftw.
Lucky blokes.

Wanna talk? im not gonna cyber. I've done too much of that for one lifetime.

Timshel_

angelxsss wrote: »

Timshel_ wrote: »

angelxsss wrote: »

If I can't date I at least want to talk to a cute guy tonight

Cyb3rz ftw.
Lucky blokes.

Wanna talk? im not gonna cyber. I've done too much of that for one lifetime.

Thanks, but there are surely better male options out there for ya. And meh, cyb3rz is still fun, at times.

Till then . Cheers chica.

angelxsss

Timshel_ wrote: »

angelxsss wrote: »

Timshel_ wrote: »

angelxsss wrote: »

If I can't date I at least want to talk to a cute guy tonight

Cyb3rz ftw.
Lucky blokes.

Wanna talk? im not gonna cyber. I've done too much of that for one lifetime.

Thanks, but there are surely better male options out there for ya. And meh, cyb3rz is still fun, at times.

Till then . Cheers chica.

you're not fair. There are no others.

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Motorsheen

littlemissbgiff wrote: »

Laughing hysterically

Sometimes I just sit around the house and laugh,for no reason, exactly like Ray Liotta in Goodfellas.

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km8907

LL5lifts wrote: »

That is *kitten* terrifying.

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jnichel

angelxsss wrote: »

If I can't date I at least want to talk to a cute guy tonight

I wish I would have read this last night.

jnichel

lstrat115 wrote: »

You know how when you can't do something it is when you want to do it the most? Jail sucks

Maybe you should calm your tits and act accordingly from now on. ;-p

NorthCascades

I've been here. Many times. Going back in June.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaSLpwO9GUI

Timshel_

https://www.facebook.com/viralthread/videos/655625511276802/

Puppy

Lioness_1978

Timshel_

I could eat that whole stack.

Motorsheen

tigress35 wrote: »

medium rare ftmfw

Lioness_1978

I like mine medium. Yummy

itsy_bitsy_spider

Motorsheen wrote: »

tigress35 wrote: »

medium rare ftmfw

Yassss, you be knowin. *high five*. R.I.P. to that piece of medium rare *licks lips*

LittleLionHeart1

NorthCascades wrote: »

I've been here. Many times. Going back in June.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaSLpwO9GUI

Neat! Should anyone be asking why they call it Devils Creek. Looks like Heavens Creek.

cee134

MoodyFoodie23

cee134 wrote: »

Damnit

MoodyFoodie23

Timshel_ wrote: »

I could eat that whole stack.

I too could eat that whole stack.