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RunHardBeStrong wrote: »Jimb376mfp wrote: »Saw this on TV News, I know people on MFP want to loose weight but how do you loose an eye?!?
(A college fraternity hazing gone wrong.)
We had a patient once that got bitten on the eye and lost it. He was a real big douche. He was also a city bus driver. One of the riders bit him. We never found out why but I suspect he deserved it by opening his mouth and saying something super douchey like he was the whole time in our office.
I'm pretty sure for someone to bite your face, regardless of what the driver said, that guy is insane lol.0 -
It's snowing HARD where I work. This is a good omen. My new skis will arrive today.1
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RunHardBeStrong wrote: »Jimb376mfp wrote: »Saw this on TV News, I know people on MFP want to loose weight but how do you loose an eye?!?
(A college fraternity hazing gone wrong.)
We had a patient once that got bitten on the eye and lost it. He was a real big douche. He was also a city bus driver. One of the riders bit him. We never found out why but I suspect he deserved it by opening his mouth and saying something super douchey like he was the whole time in our office.
I'm pretty sure for someone to bite your face, regardless of what the driver said, that guy is insane lol.
Lol true that! I am sure there is a lot more to the story.1 -
So last weekend I got cornered by one of our local Girl Scouts at the exit of Safeway.
I bought a box of Samoa cookies.
They remained unopened until last night when my wife asked: Would you like to share one?
Share one what?
One cookie.
Share one cookie?
We decided that since we were going into the weekend, we would let our hair down and rage. We each had one cookie. Then the box was returned to the pantry for yet another week of hibernation.4 -
Motorsheen wrote: »So last weekend I got cornered by one of our local Girl Scouts at the exit of Safeway.
I bought a box of Samoa cookies.
They remained unopened until last night when my wife asked: Would you like to share one?
Share one what?
One cookie.
Share one cookie?
We decided that since we were going into the weekend, we would let our hair down and rage. We each had one cookie. Then the box was returned to the pantry for yet another week of hibernation.
I don't believe you two are real. I think you are robots. No two people ever share ONE girl scout cookie. I have this feeling you are trying to take over the world and I shouldn't trust anything you say.
Notice that she wanted to share the cookie. I exerted my male dominance and demanded that we each have one of our own.
Life in the left lane.1 -
Motorsheen wrote: »So last weekend I got cornered by one of our local Girl Scouts at the exit of Safeway.
I bought a box of Samoa cookies.
They remained unopened until last night when my wife asked: Would you like to share one?
Share one what?
One cookie.
Share one cookie?
We decided that since we were going into the weekend, we would let our hair down and rage. We each had one cookie. Then the box was returned to the pantry for yet another week of hibernation.
Send them to me, I'll make sure they are well taken care of.1 -
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Motorsheen wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »So last weekend I got cornered by one of our local Girl Scouts at the exit of Safeway.
I bought a box of Samoa cookies.
They remained unopened until last night when my wife asked: Would you like to share one?
Share one what?
One cookie.
Share one cookie?
We decided that since we were going into the weekend, we would let our hair down and rage. We each had one cookie. Then the box was returned to the pantry for yet another week of hibernation.
I don't believe you two are real. I think you are robots. No two people ever share ONE girl scout cookie. I have this feeling you are trying to take over the world and I shouldn't trust anything you say.
Notice that she wanted to share the cookie. I exerted my male dominance and demanded that we each have one of our own.
Life in the left lane.
So she is the robot?
Maybe so....
We're way different.0 -
My mom just posted this on Facebook, which kinda grosses me out. I do love puppies, though.
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Motorsheen wrote: »So last weekend I got cornered by one of our local Girl Scouts at the exit of Safeway.
I bought a box of Samoa cookies.
They remained unopened until last night when my wife asked: Would you like to share one?
Share one what?
One cookie.
Share one cookie?
We decided that since we were going into the weekend, we would let our hair down and rage. We each had one cookie. Then the box was returned to the pantry for yet another week of hibernation.
B--b--but... you said...
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itsy_bitsy_spider wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »So last weekend I got cornered by one of our local Girl Scouts at the exit of Safeway.
I bought a box of Samoa cookies.
They remained unopened until last night when my wife asked: Would you like to share one?
Share one what?
One cookie.
Share one cookie?
We decided that since we were going into the weekend, we would let our hair down and rage. We each had one cookie. Then the box was returned to the pantry for yet another week of hibernation.
B--b--but... you said...
For you...
I'll gladly purchase another box
If fact, for you.... I would hi-jack a truck filled with cookies1
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