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The other day Beth told me "I'm so sorry to do this to you but I need tampons."
I went to the nearest store. They had two kinds, a yellow one and a green one, and a 17 year old kid, and I was feeling trollish. So I asked him which kind do I need. He came over and looked embarrassed and told me "that one says 'regular,' that one says 'extra.'" I looked at the kid and said "Well, it kinda looks like The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Do you think regular will be enough?" He told me he had no idea and whoever they were for really should have explained this to me.
So last night Beth wanted to go for a walk, and wanted to stop for dessert on the way home. Same kid working the register. He just looked at his shoes while he rang us up.
She almost fell over laughing when we got home and I told her.2 -
NorthCascades wrote: »The other day Beth told me "I'm so sorry to do this to you but I need tampons."
I went to the nearest store. They had two kinds, a yellow one and a green one, and a 17 year old kid, and I was feeling trollish. So I asked him which kind do I need. He came over and looked embarrassed and told me "that one says 'regular,' that one says 'extra.'" I looked at the kid and said "Well, it kinda looks like The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Do you think regular will be enough?" He told me he had no idea and whoever they were for really should have explained this to me.
So last night Beth wanted to go for a walk, and wanted to stop for dessert on the way home. Same kid working the register. He just looked at his shoes while he rang us up.
She almost fell over laughing when we got home and I told her.
My ex sometimes has to buy products for our 13 yr old daughter. I always take a pic of the exact box and text it to him. Sending someone in blind to buy those is just wrong.0 -
My ex sometimes has to buy products for our 13 yr old daughter. I always take a pic of the exact box and text it to him. Sending someone in blind to buy those is just wrong.
I almost died when the girl in the store asked what size my wife needed. Literally, fetal position right there in the aisle.
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Who was a "kitten" and what does it mean?!?0
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jacksonkris8 wrote: »Who was a "kitten" and what does it mean?!?
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Oooooh! Gotchya!! (Sorry- i'm new here
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jacksonkris8 wrote: »Oooooh! Gotchya!! (Sorry- i'm new here
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No sorrys required. I didn't know either lol0 -
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NorthCascades wrote: »
I could have used a bit of mental agility that day. The force was NOT with me lol.
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@Karb_Kween everything ok?0
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