What do women talk about in the restroom?

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  • BusyRaeNOTBusty
    BusyRaeNOTBusty Posts: 7,166 Member
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    Nothing. I talk about nothing. I don't like people.
  • rebel_26
    rebel_26 Posts: 1,826 Member
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    I dont like having conversations in the mens room....too many di cks hang out in there

    badumdum
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    edited September 2016
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    LiftingLady5 wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    I must have a peniz cuz I chat it up in the bathroom.. they usually look at me funny but I often make a stupid joke then it becomes awkward cuz they don't say anything back.

    I told you that you aren't supposed to sit in the sinks and pee. That is a no no. Thats why they are looking at you funny.

    Damn it. Making awkward jokes while peeing in the sink must be it!
  • km8907
    km8907 Posts: 3,861 Member
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    newmeadow wrote: »
    At my last office job the ladies didn't talk in the ladies room. But they talked about what happened in the ladies' room when they were back at their desks.

    * Who didn't wash her hands once, after leaving a toilet stall;
    * Who uses a curling iron plugged in at the sink console, and how vain and slutty she is;
    * Who stays in the stall too long, and what is she really doing in there?;
    * Who's a kitten because she failed to mention the toilet paper roll had been depleted to the next lady going in;
    * Who had gas and how disgusting and unladylike it was; and
    * Who had diarrhea and how terrible it smelled and let's bring in some potpourri from home to manage this outrage

    I'm so glad we have a private bathroom at work.
  • rebel_26
    rebel_26 Posts: 1,826 Member
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    the classic is when someone is in the stall and farts and we say "did you hear what that *kitten* hole said"
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    I heard women have couches in most of their bathrooms.
  • km8907
    km8907 Posts: 3,861 Member
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    cee134 wrote: »
    I heard women have couches in most of their bathrooms.

    Because nothing says comfort like a couch in a room that smells like farts.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    I like to talk really loud on my phone or play really loud videos about random things.
  • Sarahb29
    Sarahb29 Posts: 952 Member
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    The only person I talk to in the bathroom is my daughter.

    "Don't put your face on the toilet, OMG!"
    "Mama, that's your belly button." "Yes." "BELLY BUTTON!"
    "Did you pee your pants? What is that?" "MAMA, NO PEE PEE IN PANTS!" "Yea, that's what I'm asking you! Did you pee your pants?"
  • km8907
    km8907 Posts: 3,861 Member
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    GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »
    km8907 wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    I heard women have couches in most of their bathrooms.

    Because nothing says comfort like a couch in a room that smells like farts.

    you stop it...girls don't fart.

    Indeed we do, and sometimes they're bad enough to peel paint.
  • Sarahb29
    Sarahb29 Posts: 952 Member
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    newmeadow wrote: »
    At my last office job the ladies didn't talk in the ladies room. But they talked about what happened in the ladies' room when they were back at their desks.

    * Who didn't wash her hands once, after leaving a toilet stall;
    * Who uses a curling iron plugged in at the sink console, and how vain and slutty she is;
    * Who stays in the stall too long, and what is she really doing in there?;
    * Who's a kitten because she failed to mention the toilet paper roll had been depleted to the next lady going in;
    * Who had gas and how disgusting and unladylike it was; and
    * Who had diarrhea and how terrible it smelled and let's bring in some potpourri from home to manage this outrage

    Holy crap, none of that happens at my work. It's really terrible to make fun of someone for having gas or being "unladylike". You can help not washing your hands but no one can help diarrhea or gas.
  • km8907
    km8907 Posts: 3,861 Member
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    GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »
    km8907 wrote: »
    GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »
    km8907 wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    I heard women have couches in most of their bathrooms.

    Because nothing says comfort like a couch in a room that smells like farts.

    you stop it...girls don't fart.

    Indeed we do, and sometimes they're bad enough to peel paint.

    BLOCK!

    I DON'T NEED THIS DRAMA.
  • Bonny132
    Bonny132 Posts: 3,617 Member
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    odnadevotchka wrote: »
    I'll compliment a girl on her outfit, shoes, handbag etc. Sometimes if a girl is fussing or I can tell she's not feeling super confident i'll say something nice to make her feel good, but otherwise, talking occurs outside the stall. In the stall is me time, outside the stall all bets are off

    This!
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
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    Usually graphic details about our time of the month or childbirth.
    normal stuff
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    A woman once told me women talk about flowers in the bathroom. The weird thing was I didn't ask that woman anything, nor did I know her. Also she screamed it at me.

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