What do women talk about in the restroom?

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  • Sarahb29
    Sarahb29 Posts: 952 Member
    The only person I talk to in the bathroom is my daughter.

    "Don't put your face on the toilet, OMG!"
    "Mama, that's your belly button." "Yes." "BELLY BUTTON!"
    "Did you pee your pants? What is that?" "MAMA, NO PEE PEE IN PANTS!" "Yea, that's what I'm asking you! Did you pee your pants?"
  • km8907
    km8907 Posts: 3,861 Member
    GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »
    km8907 wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    I heard women have couches in most of their bathrooms.

    Because nothing says comfort like a couch in a room that smells like farts.

    you stop it...girls don't fart.

    Indeed we do, and sometimes they're bad enough to peel paint.
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  • Sarahb29
    Sarahb29 Posts: 952 Member
    newmeadow wrote: »
    At my last office job the ladies didn't talk in the ladies room. But they talked about what happened in the ladies' room when they were back at their desks.

    * Who didn't wash her hands once, after leaving a toilet stall;
    * Who uses a curling iron plugged in at the sink console, and how vain and slutty she is;
    * Who stays in the stall too long, and what is she really doing in there?;
    * Who's a kitten because she failed to mention the toilet paper roll had been depleted to the next lady going in;
    * Who had gas and how disgusting and unladylike it was; and
    * Who had diarrhea and how terrible it smelled and let's bring in some potpourri from home to manage this outrage

    Holy crap, none of that happens at my work. It's really terrible to make fun of someone for having gas or being "unladylike". You can help not washing your hands but no one can help diarrhea or gas.
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  • km8907
    km8907 Posts: 3,861 Member
    GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »
    km8907 wrote: »
    GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »
    km8907 wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    I heard women have couches in most of their bathrooms.

    Because nothing says comfort like a couch in a room that smells like farts.

    you stop it...girls don't fart.

    Indeed we do, and sometimes they're bad enough to peel paint.

    BLOCK!

    I DON'T NEED THIS DRAMA.
  • Bonny132
    Bonny132 Posts: 3,617 Member
    odnadevotchka wrote: »
    I'll compliment a girl on her outfit, shoes, handbag etc. Sometimes if a girl is fussing or I can tell she's not feeling super confident i'll say something nice to make her feel good, but otherwise, talking occurs outside the stall. In the stall is me time, outside the stall all bets are off

    This!
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    Usually graphic details about our time of the month or childbirth.
    normal stuff
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    A woman once told me women talk about flowers in the bathroom. The weird thing was I didn't ask that woman anything, nor did I know her. Also she screamed it at me.
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  • T0M_K
    T0M_K Posts: 7,526 Member
    i have never yet talked to a dude standing at a urinal. i'm ok with this.
  • PowerMan40
    PowerMan40 Posts: 766 Member
    Yea guy code, no eye contact, no conversation, and try not be too noisy with the farting and splattering noises.. lol
  • T0M_K
    T0M_K Posts: 7,526 Member
    PowerMan40 wrote: »
    Yea guy code, no eye contact, no conversation, and try not be too noisy with the farting and splattering noises.. lol

    pick a spot on the wall and don't take your eyes off it.
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  • rebel_26
    rebel_26 Posts: 1,826 Member
    Cutaway_Collar wrote: »
    When pretty girls fart, it smells like perfume.

    what do unattractive girls farts smell like?
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    PlaydohPants wrote: »
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    You know I actually adored that her character's name was Megan.

    There aren't enough Megans in TV or movies.

    My name was never on TV until The Walking Dead lol

    Your name is Rick?
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    MsAmandaNJ Posts: 1,248 Member
    PlaydohPants wrote: »
    MeganMoroz89 wrote: »
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    You know I actually adored that her character's name was Megan.

    There aren't enough Megans in TV or movies.

    My name was never on TV until The Walking Dead lol
    CARL!!
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »
    PlaydohPants wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    PlaydohPants wrote: »
    MeganMoroz89 wrote: »
    rebel_26 wrote: »
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    You know I actually adored that her character's name was Megan.

    There aren't enough Megans in TV or movies.

    My name was never on TV until The Walking Dead lol

    Your name is Rick?

    :lol: Surely there was another Rick before him!

    And at any given time, there is an infinite number of him in parallel universes

    Yeah, besides Rick and Morty, I can't think of any.
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  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    PlaydohPants wrote: »
    MeganMoroz89 wrote: »
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    You know I actually adored that her character's name was Megan.

    There aren't enough Megans in TV or movies.

    My name was never on TV until The Walking Dead lol

    Hershel?
  • rileysowner
    rileysowner Posts: 8,324 Member
    ClubSilencio wrote: »
    I know in the men's restroom we like to chat it up. It's not uncommon to be at the urinals and ask the guy next to you, "Catch that game last night bro?"

    Or you'll be washing your hands and you look up in the mirror and see a fella walking by unzipping his pants en route to the urinals and he's like "Hey what's goin on man!" And the crazy thing about it is you don't even know the guy.... the brotherhood is that strong in the men's room.

    Do women do that too? I imagine when you're with friends it gets chatty, but what about a restroom full of lady strangers?




    As a man, I don't chat in the washroom. I go in, do what needs to be done, wash my hands and leave. I also don't usually see a lot of guys chatting either. Must be a regional thing.
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  • rebel_26
    rebel_26 Posts: 1,826 Member
    Villae81 wrote: »
    I was in a Co ed bathroom about a month ago and this woman was taking a picture while I was washing my hands -.-
    I was in a gay club a few years back and somehow ended up in the women's bathroom it was fun watching drunk chick on chick action

    Are you really female and been catfishing us all?

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