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If I said you had a beautiful body...
BeardedCowboyWarrior
Posts: 18 Member
Would you hold it against me
If I swore you were an angel,
Would you treat me like the devil tonight
If I were dying of thirst
Would your flowing love come quench me
If I said you have a beautiful body
Would you hold it against me..
Just saying
If I swore you were an angel,
Would you treat me like the devil tonight
If I were dying of thirst
Would your flowing love come quench me
If I said you have a beautiful body
Would you hold it against me..
Just saying
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PlaydohPants wrote: »Elaborate "flowing love" please
We all know what flowing love means. There's whole porn genres about it.1 -
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Try and serenade you folk and it always goes to porn.... Wait... Is that bad or good?0
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Try and serenade you folk and it always goes to porn.... Wait... Is that bad or good?
Thought it over... So very good! Booze and porn for all!0 -
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I suggest getting your eyes checked for glaucoma and cataracts.1
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BeardedCowboyWarrior wrote: »If I said you have a beautiful body
Would you hold it against me..
No, but I really do have a beautiful body, I keep it in the basement, do you want to see?2 -
NorthCascades wrote: »BeardedCowboyWarrior wrote: »If I said you have a beautiful body
Would you hold it against me..
No, but I really do have a beautiful body, I keep it in the basement, do you want to see?
Do you charge?0 -
I dunno. What's your budget?0
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I dunno. What's your budget?0
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BeardedCowboyWarrior wrote: »Would you hold it against me
If I swore you were an angel,
Would you treat me like the devil tonight
If I were dying of thirst
Would your flowing love come quench me
If I said you have a beautiful body
Would you hold it against me..
Just saying
ewe...leave my flowering love out of this!0 -
LiftingLady5 wrote: »I think the important thing we learned from this thread is that @melmelw03 watches porn
Gotta keep up with the current trends.1 -
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I'd tell you to get your eyes checked. It's my soul that's beautiful. I know this because my mom told years ago.0
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If I said you had a beautiful body...
you would be a lying son of Btch0 -
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LiftingLady5 wrote: »littlemissbgiff wrote: »This thread got me moister than a snack cake down there. But what is OP just saying? Hmm
Many people are offended by the word "moist"...so be careful.
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