Sooooooooooo......

djeffreys10

Ok, here is what you do. Take two strawberry poptarts. On the non frosted side of one, spread nutella. On the non frosted side of the other, spread peanut butter. Then smash some cookies and cream ice cream between the two of them.

No idea of the calories, but if you are eating that it has to be on a day that you don't give a damn. And SOOOOOOO worth it.

Cancer is never worth it.

I have cancer now?

raychulj

Lmao at this f***ing thread!

brower47

Ok, here is what you do. Take two strawberry poptarts. On the non frosted side of one, spread nutella. On the non frosted side of the other, spread peanut butter. Then smash some cookies and cream ice cream between the two of them.

No idea of the calories, but if you are eating that it has to be on a day that you don't give a damn. And SOOOOOOO worth it.

Cancer is never worth it.

I have cancer now?

If you've ever eaten that, yes. Yes you do. You're probably riddled with it. I'd make that face too if I just learned the truth that you have.

brower47

ooooooooooooooooooooooor,

You could eat 1200 grams (2.6 pounds) of lettuce. Filling and clean. Unless there's dirt on the lettuce, then it's not clean. It is also mostly water so you could probably log it as water as well.

I think the dirt has the irons though?

Only in regions where the dirt is high in iron. Most places, the dirt is just high on dirt... and poop. That's not clean.

toddlikesdesign

But those are so dirty and will ensure the cancer gets you! OP, unless you want a one way ticket to cancer town, just eat lettuce.

Whoa whoa whoa... EAT lettuce? I was with you until you said EAT. There is a well vetted scientific link between eating and cancer.

Your well vetted scientific link is obviously just broscience. Everyone knows that eating clean will ensure you don't get the cancer. I can't believe anyone would say otherwise. Mind boggled.

You want your mind boggled? I haven't eaten a thing since 1993. My body gets it's daily caloric intake from the absorption of avocado and macadamia nut oil I rub on my abdominals! C-L-E-A-N.

I almost positive you're fibbing. But since my mind was boggled earlier, I'm not sure I can trust that so I have to say that neither avocado nor macadamia nut oil is clean. Too processed. Now it would be clean if you grew the avocados and macadamia nuts, mashed them up, gave them a squeeze with your bare hands and then slurped up the slurry. Then and only then could you consider yourself clean.

Now I want to know the absorption rate of different oils through abdominal tissues. I bet the cleaner ones pass through more easily because there's less dirtiness to get caught on the epidermal and dermal layers.

Edit: neither nor, either or

You are correct in your analysis. The avocados and macadamia nuts are not grown by me, but in fact grown by the Intel Corporation in one of their state of the art CLEAN rooms as so...



The oil is then cold expeller pressed and sent to me in airtight, climate controlled bank vaults. The oils are then pumped from the vaults into my liquid nitrogen CLEAN chamber directly onto my body. I take a fair trade local sourced multimineral to help fat absorption so it isn't an issue.

MyChocolateDiet

Ok, here is what you do. Take two strawberry poptarts. On the non frosted side of one, spread nutella. On the non frosted side of the other, spread peanut butter. Then smash some cookies and cream ice cream between the two of them.

No idea of the calories, but if you are eating that it has to be on a day that you don't give a damn. And SOOOOOOO worth it.

Cancer is never worth it.

I have cancer now?

If you've ever eaten that, yes. Yes you do. You're probably riddled with it. I'd make that face too if I just learned the truth that you have.

I don't care, Lick. Lickey. Uh oh pop tarts and nutella and peanut butter and ice creams and cookies...gonna need a bigger

MyChocolateDiet

But those are so dirty and will ensure the cancer gets you! OP, unless you want a one way ticket to cancer town, just eat lettuce.

Whoa whoa whoa... EAT lettuce? I was with you until you said EAT. There is a well vetted scientific link between eating and cancer.

Your well vetted scientific link is obviously just broscience. Everyone knows that eating clean will ensure you don't get the cancer. I can't believe anyone would say otherwise. Mind boggled.

You want your mind boggled? I haven't eaten a thing since 1993. My body gets it's daily caloric intake from the absorption of avocado and macadamia nut oil I rub on my abdominals! C-L-E-A-N.

I almost positive you're fibbing. But since my mind was boggled earlier, I'm not sure I can trust that so I have to say that neither avocado nor macadamia nut oil is clean. Too processed. Now it would be clean if you grew the avocados and macadamia nuts, mashed them up, gave them a squeeze with your bare hands and then slurped up the slurry. Then and only then could you consider yourself clean.

Now I want to know the absorption rate of different oils through abdominal tissues. I bet the cleaner ones pass through more easily because there's less dirtiness to get caught on the epidermal and dermal layers.

Edit: neither nor, either or

You are correct in your analysis. The avocados and macadamia nuts are not grown by me, but in fact grown by the Intel Corporation in one of their state of the art CLEAN rooms as so...



The oil is then cold expeller pressed and sent to me in airtight, climate controlled bank vaults. The oils are then pumped from the vaults into my liquid nitrogen CLEAN chamber directly onto my body. I take a fair trade local sourced multimineral to help fat absorption so it isn't an issue.

......aaaaaaaaaaaand in true MFP fashion the infiniquotes begin with no sign of the purported supportive irrefutable unicorn link.

toddlikesdesign

......aaaaaaaaaaaand in true MFP fashion the infiniquotes begin with no sign of the purported supportive irrefutable unicorn link.

Unicorn link = Wikipedia link

brower47

But those are so dirty and will ensure the cancer gets you! OP, unless you want a one way ticket to cancer town, just eat lettuce.

Whoa whoa whoa... EAT lettuce? I was with you until you said EAT. There is a well vetted scientific link between eating and cancer.

Your well vetted scientific link is obviously just broscience. Everyone knows that eating clean will ensure you don't get the cancer. I can't believe anyone would say otherwise. Mind boggled.

You want your mind boggled? I haven't eaten a thing since 1993. My body gets it's daily caloric intake from the absorption of avocado and macadamia nut oil I rub on my abdominals! C-L-E-A-N.

I almost positive you're fibbing. But since my mind was boggled earlier, I'm not sure I can trust that so I have to say that neither avocado nor macadamia nut oil is clean. Too processed. Now it would be clean if you grew the avocados and macadamia nuts, mashed them up, gave them a squeeze with your bare hands and then slurped up the slurry. Then and only then could you consider yourself clean.

Now I want to know the absorption rate of different oils through abdominal tissues. I bet the cleaner ones pass through more easily because there's less dirtiness to get caught on the epidermal and dermal layers.

Edit: neither nor, either or

You are correct in your analysis. The avocados and macadamia nuts are not grown by me, but in fact grown by the Intel Corporation in one of their state of the art CLEAN rooms as so...



The oil is then cold expeller pressed and sent to me in airtight, climate controlled bank vaults. The oils are then pumped from the vaults into my liquid nitrogen CLEAN chamber directly onto my body. I take a fair trade local sourced multimineral to help fat absorption so it isn't an issue.

......aaaaaaaaaaaand in true MFP fashion the infiniquotes begin with no sign of the purported supportive irrefutable unicorn link.

That room is not an oil expeller room. That is obviously a personal massager cleaning room. Everything else you said was moot due to improper pictorial evidence.

toddlikesdesign

But those are so dirty and will ensure the cancer gets you! OP, unless you want a one way ticket to cancer town, just eat lettuce.

Whoa whoa whoa... EAT lettuce? I was with you until you said EAT. There is a well vetted scientific link between eating and cancer.

Your well vetted scientific link is obviously just broscience. Everyone knows that eating clean will ensure you don't get the cancer. I can't believe anyone would say otherwise. Mind boggled.

You want your mind boggled? I haven't eaten a thing since 1993. My body gets it's daily caloric intake from the absorption of avocado and macadamia nut oil I rub on my abdominals! C-L-E-A-N.

I almost positive you're fibbing. But since my mind was boggled earlier, I'm not sure I can trust that so I have to say that neither avocado nor macadamia nut oil is clean. Too processed. Now it would be clean if you grew the avocados and macadamia nuts, mashed them up, gave them a squeeze with your bare hands and then slurped up the slurry. Then and only then could you consider yourself clean.

Now I want to know the absorption rate of different oils through abdominal tissues. I bet the cleaner ones pass through more easily because there's less dirtiness to get caught on the epidermal and dermal layers.

Edit: neither nor, either or

You are correct in your analysis. The avocados and macadamia nuts are not grown by me, but in fact grown by the Intel Corporation in one of their state of the art CLEAN rooms as so...



The oil is then cold expeller pressed and sent to me in airtight, climate controlled bank vaults. The oils are then pumped from the vaults into my liquid nitrogen CLEAN chamber directly onto my body. I take a fair trade local sourced multimineral to help fat absorption so it isn't an issue.

......aaaaaaaaaaaand in true MFP fashion the infiniquotes begin with no sign of the purported supportive irrefutable unicorn link.

That room is not an oil expeller room. That is obviously a personal massager cleaning room. Everything else you said was moot due to improper pictorial evidence.

What on earth would people (women) be doing with personal massagers that they would need to be cleaned??? **cough**

MyChocolateDiet

But those are so dirty and will ensure the cancer gets you! OP, unless you want a one way ticket to cancer town, just eat lettuce.

Whoa whoa whoa... EAT lettuce? I was with you until you said EAT. There is a well vetted scientific link between eating and cancer.

Your well vetted scientific link is obviously just broscience. Everyone knows that eating clean will ensure you don't get the cancer. I can't believe anyone would say otherwise. Mind boggled.

You want your mind boggled? I haven't eaten a thing since 1993. My body gets it's daily caloric intake from the absorption of avocado and macadamia nut oil I rub on my abdominals! C-L-E-A-N.

I almost positive you're fibbing. But since my mind was boggled earlier, I'm not sure I can trust that so I have to say that neither avocado nor macadamia nut oil is clean. Too processed. Now it would be clean if you grew the avocados and macadamia nuts, mashed them up, gave them a squeeze with your bare hands and then slurped up the slurry. Then and only then could you consider yourself clean.

Now I want to know the absorption rate of different oils through abdominal tissues. I bet the cleaner ones pass through more easily because there's less dirtiness to get caught on the epidermal and dermal layers.

Edit: neither nor, either or

You are correct in your analysis. The avocados and macadamia nuts are not grown by me, but in fact grown by the Intel Corporation in one of their state of the art CLEAN rooms as so...



The oil is then cold expeller pressed and sent to me in airtight, climate controlled bank vaults. The oils are then pumped from the vaults into my liquid nitrogen CLEAN chamber directly onto my body. I take a fair trade local sourced multimineral to help fat absorption so it isn't an issue.

......aaaaaaaaaaaand in true MFP fashion the infiniquotes begin with no sign of the purported supportive irrefutable unicorn link.

That room is not an oil expeller room. That is obviously a personal massager cleaning room. Everything else you said was moot due to improper pictorial evidence.

What on earth would people (women) be doing with personal massagers that they would need to be cleaned??? **cough**

what makes you assume those people are women? racist!

ZiezieO

McDonald's Diet Coke and Hotcake combo. Breakfast that is surely filling and nutritious!

Losingthedamnweight

Toaster stroodle is where it's at! But okay...if you're desperate. Have a tart.

brower47

Toaster stroodle is where it's at! But okay...if you're desperate. Have a tart.

WHY WON'T PEOPLE LISTEN TO REASON!?!

MyChocolateDiet

Toaster stroodle is where it's at! But okay...if you're desperate. Have a tart.

CycleGuy9000

Nooooooooooooo! Pop tarts have so much sugar in them! 18 grams is almost your entire daily intake, don't do it, eat oatmeal and some fresh fruit instead or some low fat protein.

CrankMeUp

Lol! What are you up to Missy!

Personally, I don't like pop tarts

BLASPHEMY

Pop Tarts suck! How about 2 or 3 lite beers?:drinker:

DOUBLE BLASPHEMY

OMG you're right. Now I must follow with a diet coke. Breakfast of champions.

Fried eggs + Diet Coke = Enlightenment achieved

I miss Skitty

I will be chomping her on Saturday!

MyChocolateDiet

Nooooooooooooo! Pop tarts have so much sugar in them! 18 grams is almost your entire daily intake, don't do it, eat oatmeal and some fresh fruit instead or some low fat protein.

Woops. Is that what dose werds and numbers on da box are four?

kaykaylyn

ooooooooooooooooooooooor,

You could eat 1200 grams (2.6 pounds) of lettuce. Filling and clean. Unless there's dirt on the lettuce, then it's not clean. It is also mostly water so you could probably log it as water as well.

This is funny, I love it!

CycleGuy9000

Nooooooooooooo! Pop tarts have so much sugar in them! 18 grams is almost your entire daily intake, don't do it, eat oatmeal and some fresh fruit instead or some low fat protein.

Woops. Is that what dose werds and numbers on da box are four?

Yes! you no dat silly.