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    • Posts: 1,075 Member
      Kick your friend to the curb.
    • Posts: 3,801 Member
      If she doesn't like ice cream, there's probably deeper issues going on. I'd stay away.
    • Posts: 1,234 Member
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      All of this made my day, I am cracking up
    • Posts: 2,466 Member
      I just found out that a "friend" of mine doesn't like ice cream.

      or do I just cut her

      Just cut her. Let her bleed out.
    • Posts: 450 Member
      I don't know. Does she have any redeeming qualities that might make up for this major fault? For instance, I have a friend who insists on wearing crocs. But he has other qualities that make up for it, like being funny and wearing yellow.

      Which leads to the question posed by the first responder..................... ........
    • Posts: 3,412 Member
      I think Dahmer didn't like ice cream as well. Or maybe he just didn't have room in his freezer. Either way, I'd be careful.
    • Posts: 4,323 Member
      Just break up.

      dammit. im too late.
    • Posts: 1,653 Member
      I think Dahmer didn't like ice cream as well. Or maybe he just didn't have room in his freezer. Either way, I'd be careful.

      :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    • Posts: 1,741 Member
      Is this her only fault? If she loves all of the good "B" things (bacon, bjs, booze, balls, boobs, boners, banging, bondage, bread) you may want to let this one go.
    • Posts: 7,512 Member
      Maybe you can compromise and have froyo
    • Posts: 4,584 Member
      Maybe you can compromise and have froyo
      that's like saying turkey bacon is just as good.
    • Posts: 2,733 Member
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      ^^I need that!!
    • Posts: 162 Member
      How is this even a question? What next? Bacon? Notice that the saying is, "there's lots of fish in the sea". It's not, "there's lots of ice cream in the sea". There's no replacement. Ditch her.
    • Posts: 1,682 Member
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      that's like saying turkey bacon is just as good.

      Oh hell no!
    • Posts: 813 Member
      Keep her. More ice cream for you.

      This was my thought.
    • Posts: 1,741 Member
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    • Posts: 97 Member
      Keep her...more ice cream for you, and you never have to share.
    • Posts: 97 Member
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      ^^I need that!!

      I find that oddly disturbing. Yet I want some. :3
    • Posts: 276 Member
      Cut her some slack if it's for political reasons--one company tried to privatize Bolivia's water!
    • Posts: 6,256 Member
      I just found out that a "friend" of mine doesn't like ice cream.

      I mean, is something we can get past, or do I just cut her out of my life right now?


      I'm so torn up over this..

      Just break up
    • Posts: 935 Member
      More ice cream for you if she has none.
    • Posts: 200 Member
      I think Dahmer didn't like ice cream as well. Or maybe he just didn't have room in his freezer. Either way, I'd be careful.

      ^^This^^ I seem to recall a study I read recently called "Serial Killers Don't Like Ice Cream either". She's probably a test subject...stay away!
    • Posts: 11 Member
      As hard as this may be, you have to cut your losses. So sorry, I know you will be devastated, but it's best to end it now before anyone gets anymore attached.
    • Posts: 132 Member
      "Something must be wrong with the TWIZZ-ATTTTT!"
      I'm just saying...
    • Posts: 3,660 Member
      FROYO. If they ask why.....YOLO
    • Posts: 385 Member
      Woah woah woah, how did I miss this thread?

      Cut your losses and let her go already. This is just the tip of the iceberg. Next she's going to say that if you're a supportive 'friend' you would join her in this lifestyle, too. You deserve better than that.

      Be 'friends' with me instead. I love ice creams and would never stop you from eating them.
    • Posts: 1,936 Member
      damnit! i always miss the fun threads :(
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