I'm 106 and will take any woman over 18 that is breathing. I ain't picky.
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So alivist of you. Discriminating against dead people and the necrophiliacs that love them. #triggered3
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Do you prefer peaches or nectarines?0
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you sound like my dream man! I hope you have no teeth3
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brandivestal wrote: »you sound like my dream man! I hope you have no teeth
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So this is the second time you have seen the Cubs win the WS?2
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I have about 16-18 women of various ages over 98 left for sale, mint condition, I'll give you a discount if you take'em all.2
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Do you like dead hookers?1
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RunHardBeStrong wrote: »Do you like dead hookers?
Who doesn't?0 -
Motorsheen wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »Do you like dead hookers?
Who doesn't?
I know! The dead hooker smell is an amazing aphrodisiac!1 -
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Hey they're still warm for a while after they stop breathing, so speak for yourself.0
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I wear a Mumu you can come join me in my tent if you want0
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Mumus look comfortable as hell. When will it become socially acceptable for men to wear them?0
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OneHundredToLose wrote: »Mumus look comfortable as hell. When will it become socially acceptable for men to wear them?
Go ahead, screw what people think0 -
brandivestal wrote: »OneHundredToLose wrote: »Mumus look comfortable as hell. When will it become socially acceptable for men to wear them?
Go ahead, screw what people think
Now I just have to find a way to convince my SO to still sleep with me when I wear a mumu to bed1
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