Finding a girl older than me.

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  • Heartisalonelyhunter
    Heartisalonelyhunter Posts: 786 Member
    OP just single out an older lady then confidently walk up and grab her by the *kitten*.
    That's how things are done now in America....
  • Just_J_Now
    Just_J_Now Posts: 9,551 Member
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  • fyree39
    fyree39 Posts: 47 Member
    _MistahJ_ wrote: »
    HuZzi01 wrote: »
    _MistahJ_ wrote: »
    I just cannot contain my anticipation.

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    Believe me it'll be worth it.

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    Gary Cole. I went to high school with him. He was pals with my big brother.
  • Alatariel75
    Alatariel75 Posts: 18,252 Member
    edited November 2016
    LiftingLady5 wrote: »
    drbuzzard91 wrote: »
    LiftingLady5 wrote: »
    drbuzzard91 wrote: »
    This is easy as hell. Older women want someone confident no matter the age. However they also want someone with a background to (job and so on). But if you are picking them up at a bar, simple. First go to a bar that is more classy and for the older crowd. Where I live there is a really nice steak house with a huge bar area, they make great lady drinks. Make sure to bring a friend or 2. Scout out the ladies and select.

    Option one: Go up to them and ask them for a favor, "hey do you mind if i cut in to order a drink, bar is a little crowded" or "Do you mind taking a picture of us?" this breaks up the whole "hey your hot can i buy you a drink" thing. This opens up dialogue and then your game and confidence takes effect.

    Option two: Let your confidence shine. Walk up to her and tell her you are buying a drink for her. Dont be cocky be confident.

    This is not fool proof but its a good opener.

    note to self...go to steakhouse, hang out in bar and drink out of vagina cups, look to take pics of younger men who aren't cocky yet are confident

    whats a vagina cup?

    I have no idea. You said "lady drinks". I assumed you meant a drink out of a vagina cup.
    JustMissTracy wrote: »
    I'll just take the whole bottle please! :D

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  • Alatariel75
    Alatariel75 Posts: 18,252 Member
    NorthCascades wrote: »
    They appreciate confidence and don't have much time left, apparently. So walk up and offer to "knock the dust off that thing." Tell her you want to pull her blue hair. Be a dear and bring prune juice.

    And lube. When you get over the hill, you enter the desert IYKWIM.
  • Karb_Kween
    Karb_Kween Posts: 2,681 Member
    Lol this thread .... I swear

  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Maybe you should go with older than 48 ....look for one using a walker ..she can't get away then..you could wear her down with your charm.. ;)
  • HuZzi01
    HuZzi01 Posts: 62 Member
    synchkat wrote: »
    Are lady drinks the fruity pink ones?

    Speaking as an old lady, I don't speak for us all, but you know we don't have a lot of time left, seeing as we are older. Go for the direct hey you're hot, can I buy you a drink. We have no time to play games...can I reiterate we don't have a lot of time left. We're old!!!!

    You dont really look old ;)
  • beagletracks
    beagletracks Posts: 6,034 Member
    Before drinking out of your vagina cup, be sure to rinse out the spermicide and any other juices that may have accumulated.
  • OS_KAT
    OS_KAT Posts: 176 Member
    I love to drink out of vagina cups

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