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Why you wont adopt the person above you...

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khd75
khd75 Posts: 843 Member
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And you need to give a reason for person coming after you, why they should adopt you.
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  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
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    I had a look at the behavioral health report on him, and I decided I just wasn't equipped to handle all his problems. I will have to get anothe dog instead.

    You should adopt me because I won't whine and complain too much.
  • _Captivated_
    _Captivated_ Posts: 5,669 Member
    edited November 2016
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    She has the wrong kind of "assets" for me.

    Are you kidding? You shouldn't adopt me!
  • michael1976_ca
    michael1976_ca Posts: 3,488 Member
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    Not my kid Maury proved it

    You should keep me because I'll be your friend for life
  • stephi9
    stephi9 Posts: 417 Member
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    I already have my hands fall with my own

    I come with the cutest kids :)
  • MsAmandaNJ
    MsAmandaNJ Posts: 1,248 Member
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    She comes with kids.

    I'm very tidy, helpful, and do my own laundry.
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
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    I won't adopt her because she looks like she would eat all the marshmallows out of the Lucky Charms and then deny it every time.

    You should adopt me because I won't do that.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    She'd have me laughing so hard I'd probably pee a little! :lol:
  • _Captivated_
    _Captivated_ Posts: 5,669 Member
    edited November 2016
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    I'm done cleaning up pee.

    See above.

  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
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    I won't adopt her because I wanted a slave and she refused to clean up any more pee.

    You should adopt me because I'll go out every day and collect cans out of the garbage to earn my keep.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    She's a trash picker and brings home rat infested garbage
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
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    I won't adopt her because her cheerful optimism really brings me down! :D

    You should adopt me because I'll always find ways to irritate those you don't like, without them realizing I'm trying to do it. This will provide you with hours of cheap entertainment and sweet revenge.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    I won't adopt her because she's funnier than me and can always come up with better comebacks!
  • Gimsteinn
    Gimsteinn Posts: 7,678 Member
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    Oh hell I don't care what the post says I'm adopting her.

    And you should adopt me cause I'm very independent and won't ask you for money, rides or hold up the bathroom. If that doesn't convince you then you should know that I come with all the pole dancing equipment needed for an epic workout and I make the most amazing chocolate brownies
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    You had me with pole dancing
    Ok, I lied! It was the Brownies! :tongue:
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
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    I won't adopt her because she will sell her soul for a brownie. Furthermore, during the adoption trial period, she distracted all my other delightful, home-schooled children with her incessant pole dancing.

    You should adopt me because I'm tired of living in a shoe, and would like to get away from all these children. Honestly, I don't know what to do.
  • alexisslolypop
    alexisslolypop Posts: 4,593 Member
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    I wouldn't adopt her because she wants freedom and I wouldn't fit her needs.

    You should adopt me if you want a friend...I'm an excessive talker...Or you shouldn't? :sweat_smile:
  • NYactor1
    NYactor1 Posts: 9,642 Member
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    I won't adopt because wedding in Paris plans...
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,952 Member
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    I won't adopt because he could be my dad, he's older than me.

    However I should be adopted because of my charming wit.
  • Sinistrous
    Sinistrous Posts: 5,589 Member
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  • Sinistrous
    Sinistrous Posts: 5,589 Member
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    Thinks a shoe box is a closet.

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