Is this better than tinder?

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  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    I haven't got a date yet here and I have been here for years.

    I was waiting for you at the beach naked, with beer, whiskey and sandwiches.. You never showed. #yourloss

    Oh, trust me. I know. :/
  • BoosDimples
    BoosDimples Posts: 2,826 Member
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT0Yd1POLi30onZwvc0I3APS7tGWpOodyrxp8SbaA2In6hH51LUDw[img]:wink:[/img]

    Will there be cookies along the way? :)

    Tsk. There will be dry, cardboard-like English biscuits. Suitable only for dunking in a properly brewed cup of tea. :grin:
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT0Yd1POLi30onZwvc0I3APS7tGWpOodyrxp8SbaA2In6hH51LUDw[img]:wink:[/img]

    Will there be cookies along the way? :)

    Tsk. There will be dry, cardboard-like English biscuits. Suitable only for dunking in a properly brewed cup of tea. :grin:

    I would more be satisfied with donuts dipped in coffee, or cookies and milk..

    But I will sign up for the tour any ways... :)
  • BoosDimples
    BoosDimples Posts: 2,826 Member
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT0Yd1POLi30onZwvc0I3APS7tGWpOodyrxp8SbaA2In6hH51LUDw[img]:wink:[/img]

    Will there be cookies along the way? :)

    Tsk. There will be dry, cardboard-like English biscuits. Suitable only for dunking in a properly brewed cup of tea. :grin:

    I would more be satisfied with donuts dipped in coffee, or cookies and milk..

    But I will sign up for the tour any ways... :)

    I find this acceptable.

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  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    I haven't got a date yet here and I have been here for years.

    I was waiting for you at the beach naked, with beer, whiskey and sandwiches.. You never showed. #yourloss

    Oh, trust me. I know. :/

    I suppose I can give you another chance. Cuz I am nice like that.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    MeganAM89 wrote: »
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    MeganAM89 wrote: »
    MFP definitely gets a thumbs down when it comes to actually finding people who live near you. But you get less guys on MFP (sometimes) who start messages off with something like, "hey what's up, you look really nice, do you like anal?"

    I was pm'd yesterday morning from some lurker here on MFP.... This happens several times a week for me, this last one specially said:

    "what do you like? I am 19 years old"...

    eta what makes this one even better than most, was the name of his profile account..

    I am guessing it was the same one I got yesterday.

    I got one from a 19 year old too. Is he making the rounds? We were having a nice chat at first and then it ended with this:

    [Him] "Show me what that mouth can do."

    [Me] "What?"

    [Him] "Nothing. I'm just bored."

    Okay...

    Bwahahaha! I love it when they say show me what your mouth can do. The last one that said got a pic of me with a chewed up apple on my tongue!
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT0Yd1POLi30onZwvc0I3APS7tGWpOodyrxp8SbaA2In6hH51LUDw[img]:wink:[/img]

    Will there be cookies along the way? :)

    Tsk. There will be dry, cardboard-like English biscuits. Suitable only for dunking in a properly brewed cup of tea. :grin:

    I would more be satisfied with donuts dipped in coffee, or cookies and milk..

    But I will sign up for the tour any ways... :)

    I find this acceptable.

    giphy.gif[img][/img]

    Besties Forever!!! LOl

    we will take on and rule the world... B)
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    MeganAM89 wrote: »
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    MeganAM89 wrote: »
    MFP definitely gets a thumbs down when it comes to actually finding people who live near you. But you get less guys on MFP (sometimes) who start messages off with something like, "hey what's up, you look really nice, do you like anal?"

    I was pm'd yesterday morning from some lurker here on MFP.... This happens several times a week for me, this last one specially said:

    "what do you like? I am 19 years old"...

    eta what makes this one even better than most, was the name of his profile account..

    I am guessing it was the same one I got yesterday.

    I got one from a 19 year old too. Is he making the rounds? We were having a nice chat at first and then it ended with this:

    [Him] "Show me what that mouth can do."

    [Me] "What?"

    [Him] "Nothing. I'm just bored."

    Okay...

    I would only know if you told what account name he used? :#
  • BoosDimples
    BoosDimples Posts: 2,826 Member
    edited November 2016
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT0Yd1POLi30onZwvc0I3APS7tGWpOodyrxp8SbaA2In6hH51LUDw[img]:wink:[/img]

    Will there be cookies along the way? :)

    Tsk. There will be dry, cardboard-like English biscuits. Suitable only for dunking in a properly brewed cup of tea. :grin:

    I would more be satisfied with donuts dipped in coffee, or cookies and milk..

    But I will sign up for the tour any ways... :)

    I find this acceptable.

    giphy.gif[img][/img]

    Besties Forever!!! LOl

    we will take on and rule the world... B)

    To the end! :joy:

    200.gif#4[img][/img]
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    I haven't got a date yet here and I have been here for years.

    I was waiting for you at the beach naked, with beer, whiskey and sandwiches.. You never showed. #yourloss

    Oh, trust me. I know. :/

    I suppose I can give you another chance. Cuz I am nice like that.

    *sigh* I am sure I will disappoint. It's like my love life, or waiting on my secret decoder rings from sending in box tops...30 years ago.
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT0Yd1POLi30onZwvc0I3APS7tGWpOodyrxp8SbaA2In6hH51LUDw[img]:wink:[/img]

    Will there be cookies along the way? :)

    Tsk. There will be dry, cardboard-like English biscuits. Suitable only for dunking in a properly brewed cup of tea. :grin:

    I would more be satisfied with donuts dipped in coffee, or cookies and milk..

    But I will sign up for the tour any ways... :)

    I find this acceptable.

    giphy.gif[img][/img]

    Besties Forever!!! LOl

    we will take on and rule the world... B)

    To the end! :joy:

    200.gif#4[img][/img]

    holy shitakee that's great.. !!

  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    edited November 2016
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    I haven't got a date yet here and I have been here for years.

    I was waiting for you at the beach naked, with beer, whiskey and sandwiches.. You never showed. #yourloss

    Oh, trust me. I know. :/

    I suppose I can give you another chance. Cuz I am nice like that.

    *sigh* I am sure I will disappoint. It's like my love life, or waiting on my secret decoder rings from sending in box tops...30 years ago.

    Trust me, I am use to disappointment so you still have a chance... it is all I know anymore.
  • JukeboxHeroine
    JukeboxHeroine Posts: 348 Member
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT0Yd1POLi30onZwvc0I3APS7tGWpOodyrxp8SbaA2In6hH51LUDw[img]:wink:[/img]

    Will there be cookies along the way? :)

    Is that Paula Deen?
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