Best chat up lines

dkabambe
dkabambe Posts: 544 Member
edited November 2016 in Chit-Chat
I should just go to sleep (it's 1am UK time) but in bad mood (various reasons) and quite drunk (one reason, many drinks). I'm also 38 and recently divorced, so my game is 15+ years old - I need help!!
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  • melmelw03
    melmelw03 Posts: 5,332 Member
    This should be fun.
  • dkabambe
    dkabambe Posts: 544 Member
    melmelw03 wrote: »
    This should be fun.

    @melmelw03 But you're not helping?
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »
    dkabambe wrote: »
    melmelw03 wrote: »
    This should be fun.

    @melmelw03 But you're not helping?

    Look at her man...she's gorgeous. Do you really think she needs pickup lines?

    Wouldn't people use lines on her?

    I heard recently...I work in sales I have lots of free time during the day
  • Lucy1752
    Lucy1752 Posts: 499 Member
    GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »
    dkabambe wrote: »
    melmelw03 wrote: »
    This should be fun.

    @melmelw03 But you're not helping?

    Look at her man...she's gorgeous. Do you really think she needs pickup lines?

    Of course not, but you know she has heard them all!
  • dkabambe
    dkabambe Posts: 544 Member
    GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »
    dkabambe wrote: »
    melmelw03 wrote: »
    This should be fun.

    @melmelw03 But you're not helping?

    Look at her man...she's gorgeous. Do you really think she needs pickup lines?

    My thinking exactly! She is totally gorgeous so therefore must have heard them all and would be a brilliant help!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited November 2016
    Just make eye contact, smile and say hi... .easy
    Be prepared to be shot down occasionally ..but you have a nice smile so Im sure there will be some lovelies thrilled to be on the receiving end of it..

    All women like a compliment so maybe drop a sweet compliment after the hi ..

    Btw personally I've always gone for the smile and hi approach ..always works for me ;)
  • dkabambe
    dkabambe Posts: 544 Member
    Cutaway_Collar wrote: »
    "You glow like the sun in Monet's sunrise" - cutaway collar pickup line for Miss cutaway.
    OK if you're both fans but my art knowledge is more bollocks than pollock!
  • dkabambe
    dkabambe Posts: 544 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    ..but you have a nice smile
    @slimgirljo15 Thanks.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    dkabambe wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    ..but you have a nice smile
    @slimgirljo15 Thanks.

    You are welcome ;)
  • Carriehelene
    Carriehelene Posts: 178 Member
    GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »
    You should try the D.E.N.N.I.S. system.

    Ok, have to ask. WTH does that mean?
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »
    You should try the D.E.N.N.I.S. system.

    Did it work for you? ..
  • melmelw03
    melmelw03 Posts: 5,332 Member
    GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »
    dkabambe wrote: »
    melmelw03 wrote: »
    This should be fun.

    @melmelw03 But you're not helping?

    Look at her man...she's gorgeous. Do you really think she needs pickup lines?

    Telling a girl she's gorgeous sometimes works. :kissing_heart:
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited November 2016
    GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »
    You should try the D.E.N.N.I.S. system.

    Did it work for you? ..

    I could never pull such a complex system off. I just stick to the B.A.S.I.C.S.

    How's that working for ya..you single?
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited November 2016
    GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »
    You should try the D.E.N.N.I.S. system.

    Did it work for you? ..

    I could never pull such a complex system off. I just stick to the B.A.S.I.C.S.

    How's that working for ya..you single?

    Yes. That's what both S's stand for. It's by design. It's working out pretty great for me.

    Ohh my bad ..I thought you meant ..Basic
    Found in urban dictionary...
    An adjective used to describe any person, place, activity involving obscenely obvious behavior, dress, action.
  • melmelw03
    melmelw03 Posts: 5,332 Member
    Also, not exactly an initial pick up line, but when I'm involved with a guy I love it when he refers to me as "his girl". Like "How's my girl doing today?".
    Melts me.
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »
    You should try the D.E.N.N.I.S. system.

    Did it work for you? ..

    I could never pull such a complex system off. I just stick to the B.A.S.I.C.S.

    How's that working for ya..you single?

    Yes. That's what both S's stand for. It's by design. It's working out pretty great for me.

    Ohh my bad ..I thought you meant ..Basic
    Found in urban dictionary...
    An adjective used to describe any person, place, activity involving obscenely obvious behavior, dress, action.

    Oops. You should have went with the wiktionary definition. ;)

    Don't you have cats?
    Does a man with cats really need pick up lines?
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    synchkat wrote: »
    GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »
    You should try the D.E.N.N.I.S. system.

    Did it work for you? ..

    I could never pull such a complex system off. I just stick to the B.A.S.I.C.S.

    How's that working for ya..you single?

    Yes. That's what both S's stand for. It's by design. It's working out pretty great for me.

    Ohh my bad ..I thought you meant ..Basic
    Found in urban dictionary...
    An adjective used to describe any person, place, activity involving obscenely obvious behavior, dress, action.

    Oops. You should have went with the wiktionary definition. ;)

    Don't you have cats?
    Does a man with cats really need pick up lines?

    I wonder??
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    melmelw03 wrote: »
    This should be fun.

    I actually thought that was a good chat up line. Also, what is a chat up line? :no_mouth:
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    138shades wrote: »
    they need a lot of things......like more testosterone

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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    edited November 2016
    This is one of my favorite chat up lines. "My name's Rod and I like to party!" (My name isn't Rod)

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