Best chat up lines

dkabambe

I should just go to sleep (it's 1am UK time) but in bad mood (various reasons) and quite drunk (one reason, many drinks). I'm also 38 and recently divorced, so my game is 15+ years old - I need help!!

melmelw03

This should be fun.

dkabambe

melmelw03 wrote: »

This should be fun.

@melmelw03 But you're not helping?

synchkat

GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »

dkabambe wrote: »

melmelw03 wrote: »

This should be fun.

@melmelw03 But you're not helping?

Look at her man...she's gorgeous. Do you really think she needs pickup lines?

Wouldn't people use lines on her?

I heard recently...I work in sales I have lots of free time during the day

Lucy1752

GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »

dkabambe wrote: »

melmelw03 wrote: »

This should be fun.

@melmelw03 But you're not helping?

Look at her man...she's gorgeous. Do you really think she needs pickup lines?

Of course not, but you know she has heard them all!

dkabambe

GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »

dkabambe wrote: »

melmelw03 wrote: »

This should be fun.

@melmelw03 But you're not helping?

Look at her man...she's gorgeous. Do you really think she needs pickup lines?

My thinking exactly! She is totally gorgeous so therefore must have heard them all and would be a brilliant help!

slimgirljo15

Just make eye contact, smile and say hi... .easy
Be prepared to be shot down occasionally ..but you have a nice smile so Im sure there will be some lovelies thrilled to be on the receiving end of it..

All women like a compliment so maybe drop a sweet compliment after the hi ..

Btw personally I've always gone for the smile and hi approach ..always works for me

dkabambe

Cutaway_Collar wrote: »

"You glow like the sun in Monet's sunrise" - cutaway collar pickup line for Miss cutaway.

OK if you're both fans but my art knowledge is more bollocks than pollock!

dkabambe

slimgirljo15 wrote: »

..but you have a nice smile

@slimgirljo15 Thanks.

slimgirljo15

dkabambe wrote: »

slimgirljo15 wrote: »

..but you have a nice smile

@slimgirljo15 Thanks.

You are welcome

Carriehelene

GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »

You should try the D.E.N.N.I.S. system.

Ok, have to ask. WTH does that mean?

slimgirljo15

GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »

You should try the D.E.N.N.I.S. system.

Did it work for you? ..

melmelw03

GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »

dkabambe wrote: »

melmelw03 wrote: »

This should be fun.

@melmelw03 But you're not helping?

Look at her man...she's gorgeous. Do you really think she needs pickup lines?

Telling a girl she's gorgeous sometimes works.

slimgirljo15

GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »

slimgirljo15 wrote: »

GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »

You should try the D.E.N.N.I.S. system.

Did it work for you? ..

I could never pull such a complex system off. I just stick to the B.A.S.I.C.S.

How's that working for ya..you single?

slimgirljo15

GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »

slimgirljo15 wrote: »

GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »

slimgirljo15 wrote: »

GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »

You should try the D.E.N.N.I.S. system.

Did it work for you? ..

I could never pull such a complex system off. I just stick to the B.A.S.I.C.S.

How's that working for ya..you single?

Yes. That's what both S's stand for. It's by design. It's working out pretty great for me.

Ohh my bad ..I thought you meant ..Basic
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