I can't eat more than 7000 calories a day...

_noob_

Even with peanut butter and spoonfuls of coconut oil, I still can't hit my goal. I eat a lot of bacon, sausage, white potatoes, and even occasionally take some mass gainer that has like 2000 calories..but I always come up short of my goal.

Any help (or ridicule/strangulation) would be much appreciated.

TyTy76

http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1046449-tyler-s-tator-tot-casserole?hl=Tyler's+Tator+Tot+casserole

LauraMacNCheese

http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1046449-tyler-s-tator-tot-casserole?hl=Tyler's+Tator+Tot+casserole

You beat me to it

LePetitCochon

http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1046449-tyler-s-tator-tot-casserole?hl=Tyler's+Tator+Tot+casserole

I was going to suggest this actually!

_noob_

I tried that...I'm full after about 4 servings and then I can't eat but about 2000 more calories for the rest of my day...

I'm never reaching my goals :sad:

mister_universe

Buy a cow. Cut out the middle man.

skullshank

eat more sugars....refined sugars.
NOT fruits! sugars from fruits dont count, and many fruits are juicy and things that are juicy dont have calories.

also, tylers casserole.

calibriintx

Sounds like there's not enough lard in your diet.

SoViLicious

Still to low

usmcmp

Weak! You call yourself a man? Pathetic.

BrainyBurro

twenty two 1/4 watermelons should do it.

22 x 320 = 7040 calories

_noob_

has anyone tried the nutella cleanse?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OENU9ZMEeww

LauraMacNCheese

There's also deep fried butter...deep fried Twinkies...deep fried candy bars...deep fried Oreos...

Oh & don't forget this bad boy...



The Krispy Kreme burger...

_noob_

twenty two 1/4 watermelons should do it.

22 x 320 = 7040 calories

How big do the 7 watermelons have to be?

InForBacon

twenty two 1/4 watermelons should do it.

22 x 320 = 7040 calories

^This

ninerbuff

Time to hit the competitive eating circuit then.

Chestnut ate 69 hot dogs in 10 minutes. That's 20,010 calories in 10 minutes.

You can easily do half of that.

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BrainyBurro

twenty two 1/4 watermelons should do it.

22 x 320 = 7040 calories

How big do the 7 watermelons have to be?

as big as 5.5 watermelons would normally be.

BeachIron

Cold Stone Creamery is the answer

LauraMacNCheese

Cold Stone Creamery is the answer

Oooh...good call...their ice cream cakes are amazing!

ryry_

You're not trying hard enough.

_noob_

I can't eat ice cream though, I'm doing paleo.

littlepinkhearts

Coldstone Creamery ohhhh yeahhhh!!!!

spidey11186

Heart Attack Grill my friend. High calorie (and fat) food and hot nurses. You can't go wrong with your goals!!





You'll get to 7000 by the first meal!! You can do it!!

billsica

One thing is for sure. stay away from the cauliflower. That stuff is everywhere, trying to steal your calories.

wannabhealthy50

Oh my goodness! Aren't you worried about your health at all?

BrainyBurro

I can't eat ice cream though, I'm doing paleo.

can you eat a T Rex? or is that only allowed on the Cretaceous Diet??

krazyforyou

Oh screw paleo, 4 or 5 of those Krispy Kreme burgers should do the trick, aling with Stonecold Creamery. Buck up and be a man.

skullshank

Oh my goodness! Aren't you worried about your health at all?

it's called bulking.

SirBonerFart

_noob_

Oh my goodness! Aren't you worried about your health at all?

it's called bulking.

but this is a new strategy I heard about called hulking. I read about it on theOnion.com.

Fozzi43

You're a mouse not a man.