A jerk at my gym

soldier4242
soldier4242 Posts: 1,368 Member
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I cannot believe this has gone on for as long as it has. The people that work at my gym should really step in and do something. I am constantly walking around getting in to people's personal space. I never re-rack the weights after I use them. I am always telling people that they aren't doing their exercises correctly even though they didn't ask me for advice. I take forever on every piece of equipment I use causing people to have to work around me. People have confronted me and tried to get me to chill out but I just keep ignoring them. At times I am quite belligerent. If something isn't done soon I am afraid people may stop coming.
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  • ScottyNoHotty
    ScottyNoHotty Posts: 1,957 Member
    Just double down on the CK One and pose in front of the Zumba class.....
  • soldier4242
    soldier4242 Posts: 1,368 Member
    Oh I forgot to make myself a creeper as well. There are just so many douche bag things that people do it is hard to remember them all.
  • Tropical_Turtle
    Tropical_Turtle Posts: 2,236 Member
    Do curls in the squat rack and then the girls will come at you with a vengence. That or you could always tell them they will be a cow no matter what they lift.


    douchebaggery reigns supreme in some places
  • MargaretSans
    MargaretSans Posts: 54 Member
    I cant stand when people sit on a machine and text or 15 min in between sets..or mean mug everyone
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    I cant stand when people sit on a machine and text or 15 min in between sets..or mean mug everyone

    What if that is just how they look?
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    Just double down on the CK One and pose in front of the Zumba class.....

    I laughed pretty hard at this.
  • BeachIron
    BeachIron Posts: 6,490 Member
    Slap on a sweat head band, matching wrist bands, grab two 5 pound dumbbells, and do your karate drills in front of the mirror while making "hiya" sounds.

    Or come to my gym and watch our bozo first so you know how to do it right . . .
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    Slap on a sweat head band, matching wrist bands, grab two 5 pound dumbbells, and do your karate drills in front of the mirror while making "hiya" sounds.

    Or come to my gym and watch our bozo first so you know how to do it right . . .

    OMG...that made me snort :laugh:
  • ryry_
    ryry_ Posts: 4,966 Member
    Slap on a sweat head band, matching wrist bands, grab two 5 pound dumbbells, and do your karate drills in front of the mirror while making "hiya" sounds.

    Or come to my gym and watch our bozo first so you know how to do it right . . .

    Can't forget about the bandana and sunglasses. Its bright in there!
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    Slap on a sweat head band, matching wrist bands, grab two 5 pound dumbbells, and do your karate drills in front of the mirror while making "hiya" sounds.

    Or come to my gym and watch our bozo first so you know how to do it right . . .

    He is training to increase his power level. It isn't like he has access to a gravity training room. :angry:
  • carbons2k
    carbons2k Posts: 383 Member
    I cant wait till I lose my weight and my arms grow so I can be a *kitten*!
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
    Slap on a sweat head band, matching wrist bands, grab two 5 pound dumbbells, and do your karate drills in front of the mirror while making "hiya" sounds.

    Or come to my gym and watch our bozo first so you know how to do it right . . .

    He is training to increase his power level. It isn't like he has access to a gravity training room. :angry:

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  • Alex_is_Hawks
    Alex_is_Hawks Posts: 3,499 Member
    or the guy that does the splits in front of the lat pulldown machine and then proceeds to to wide lat pull downs from that position...

    i still don't know what the splits do for this particular work out
  • gigglybeth
    gigglybeth Posts: 365 Member
    You left out drying your one ball with a hair dryer in full view of the whole locker room.
  • _noob_
    _noob_ Posts: 3,306 Member
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  • BeachIron
    BeachIron Posts: 6,490 Member
    Slap on a sweat head band, matching wrist bands, grab two 5 pound dumbbells, and do your karate drills in front of the mirror while making "hiya" sounds.

    Or come to my gym and watch our bozo first so you know how to do it right . . .

    He is training to increase his power level. It isn't like he has access to a gravity training room. :angry:

    Perhaps I should have mentioned that right next to the sign that states that I can't drop the bar while doing deadlifts or use chalk is the sign that states "no martial arts practice in the weight room." We have an entire floor with bags, pads, and gear upstairs. Maybe that's it, I should move the deadlift bar upstairs during his karate practice.

    I figure that could add some gravity to the room when the weights drop through the ceiling . . .
  • SteveStedge1
    SteveStedge1 Posts: 149 Member
    or the guy that does the splits in front of the lat pulldown machine and then proceeds to to wide lat pull downs from that position...

    i still don't know what the splits do for this particular work out

    Ok, we really need a cellphone video or pic of this.
  • SteveStedge1
    SteveStedge1 Posts: 149 Member
    "Making love to one machine"

    That is to straddle it, use it in several positions, for 15 to thirty minutes straight. No lie.
  • ScottyNoHotty
    ScottyNoHotty Posts: 1,957 Member
    i like to be the guy who has to drop the 60# dumbbells from shoulder height, cuz my arms are torched from my awesome burn!!!
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
    In...

    ...because I approve of this message.
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    Are you the sam guy who comes out of the pool or showers, and leaves a lake of water everywhere in front of my locker, so I can't get dressed without my socks getting soaked?
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    You left out drying your one ball with a hair dryer in full view of the whole locker room.

    Do you get a lot of people rying their balls in full view in the women's locker room?
  • vjohn04
    vjohn04 Posts: 2,276 Member
    Haha!!!!! Great thread!
  • DuckDynastyMakesMeLaugh
    DuckDynastyMakesMeLaugh Posts: 363 Member
    IN...this is making me laugh out loud with, "What's so funny, Mom?" in the background!
  • umieto
    umieto Posts: 46
    Slap on a sweat head band, matching wrist bands, grab two 5 pound dumbbells, and do your karate drills in front of the mirror while making "hiya" sounds.

    Or come to my gym and watch our bozo first so you know how to do it right . . .

    He is training to increase his power level. It isn't like he has access to a gravity training room. :angry:

    You think he's a bozo now, that isn't even his final form
  • Yanicka1
    Yanicka1 Posts: 4,564 Member
    Ewwwww don't jerk in the gym.

    Nasty
  • miranda_mom
    miranda_mom Posts: 873 Member
    Are you the guy at my gym who puts the big bang theory on so loud that I can hear the laugh track despite the fact I am playing music... With ear buds?
  • peeaanuut
    peeaanuut Posts: 359 Member
    Ewwwww don't jerk in the gym.

    Nasty

    haahaa. made me laugh. Oooh laughing is like crunches. How do I log that?
  • Shes1CraftyMama
    Shes1CraftyMama Posts: 152 Member
    OMG this is awesome!

    The guys at my gym have suddenly sprouted vaginas apparently. Because according to popular belief girls are the ones who stand in circles and talk to one another, talk on their phones, text, and do endless amounts of cardio....well if that is a girl, then we have a lot of tall hairy ones at my gym, and I have an invisible penis!

    You could be a real D-Bag like the guy at my gym who takes 30 min to do 3 sets of 5 reps on the one and only squat rack in the gym...and he was not doing squats!


    Love this thread!
  • gigglybeth
    gigglybeth Posts: 365 Member
    You left out drying your one ball with a hair dryer in full view of the whole locker room.

    Do you get a lot of people rying their balls in full view in the women's locker room?

    It's from a thread a couple of weeks ago...that I was going to link to and now can't find. :-( It was hilarious!

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