Wifes and strip clubs...

_noob_
_noob_ Posts: 3,306 Member
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Hey, we needed to pay a few bills and she makes more in a couple weeks than I make in a month.

I will admit that I go in a disguise every now and then and throw out a few stacks of singles to make her feel better though, so she's not really making as much as she'd like to think, but I'm glad it makes her feel good.
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  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    Dafuq? :huh:
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
    I go to strip clubs and threaten people to give me money or I'll take my clothes off. People throw 50's to keep me covered up.
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
    I go to strip clubs and threaten people to give me money or I'll take my clothes off. People throw 50's to keep me covered up.

    seems legit.
  • pastryari
    pastryari Posts: 8,646 Member
    *Wives
  • Mia_RagazzaTosta
    Mia_RagazzaTosta Posts: 4,885 Member
    Make sure you drive home sh!tfaced.
  • oregonzoo
    oregonzoo Posts: 4,251 Member
    dolla dolla bills ya'll!
  • TyTy76
    TyTy76 Posts: 1,761 Member
    *Wives

    :laugh: :laugh:
  • _noob_
    _noob_ Posts: 3,306 Member
    *Wives

    that's why you're still single
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    *Wives

    that's why you're still single

    Men dont like being corrected.
  • JustAboutDelicious_wechanged
    JustAboutDelicious_wechanged Posts: 2,486 Member
    I spent my last paycheck on her. She's a kickass dancer.
  • yelliezx
    yelliezx Posts: 633 Member
    *Wives

    You read my mind! Haha!
  • pastryari
    pastryari Posts: 8,646 Member
    *Wives

    that's why you're still single

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  • _noob_
    _noob_ Posts: 3,306 Member
    *Wives

    You read my mind! Haha!

    left
  • jamiem1102
    jamiem1102 Posts: 1,196 Member
    *insert tina turner song here*

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  • Melissa22G
    Melissa22G Posts: 847 Member
    *Wives

    I :heart: you.
  • _noob_
    _noob_ Posts: 3,306 Member
    critiqing someone's grammer is against forum rules.
  • jaycbadass
    jaycbadass Posts: 325
    *Wives

    that's why you're still single

    tumblr_m27bi7C3d51r6aoq4o1_500.gif
    WTF i love this GIF!!!
    But seriously, you dont mind if yo squeeze likes f__ for a buck, do suttin strange fo a lil peice a change?
  • cl00bie
    cl00bie Posts: 25 Member
    *Wives

    that's why you're still single

    Men dont like being corrected.

    That's don't. :)
  • cl00bie
    cl00bie Posts: 25 Member
    critiqing someone's grammer is against forum rules.

    That's grammar :)
  • TyTy76
    TyTy76 Posts: 1,761 Member
    *Wives

    that's why you're still single

    tumblr_m27bi7C3d51r6aoq4o1_500.gif
    WTF i love this GIF!!!
    But seriously, you dont mind if yo squeeze likes f__ for a buck, do suttin strange fo a lil peice a change?

    lolwut?
  • JeremiahStone
    JeremiahStone Posts: 682 Member
    :huh:
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    I go to strip clubs and threaten people to give me money or I'll take my clothes off. People throw 50's to keep me covered up.

    Uh. I'd withold my dollas!
  • _noob_
    _noob_ Posts: 3,306 Member
    critiqing someone's grammer is against forum rules.

    That's grammar :)

    so critiqing's cool though? whew, I thought I'd scewed that up too...
  • Barbellerella
    Barbellerella Posts: 1,838 Member

    *Wives

    that's why you're still single

    tumblr_m27bi7C3d51r6aoq4o1_500.gif
    WTF i love this GIF!!!
    But seriously, you dont mind if yo squeeze likes f__ for a buck, do suttin strange fo a lil peice a change?


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  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    dolla dolla bills ya'll!

    This song hits my workout playlist out of proportion with the amount of songs I have on my iPod.
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    *Wives

    that's why you're still single

    tumblr_m27bi7C3d51r6aoq4o1_500.gif
    WTF i love this GIF!!!
    But seriously, you dont mind if yo squeeze likes f__ for a buck, do suttin strange fo a lil peice a change?

    Are you asking Adini to strip for you?
  • pastryari
    pastryari Posts: 8,646 Member
    critiqing someone's grammer is against forum rules.

    That's grammar :)

    so critiqing's cool though? whew, I thought I'd scewed that up too...

    *snort*
  • __Aid__
    __Aid__ Posts: 72 Member
    dolla dolla bills ya'll!

    They don't like it when you throw coins !
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    *Wives

    that's why you're still single

    Men dont like being corrected.

    Because we are never wrong. *DUH*
  • fullofquirks
    fullofquirks Posts: 182 Member
    Making plenty to share... pop_zps23c33dc2.jpg

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