Veggamouche Diet

auroranflash
auroranflash Posts: 3,569 Member
in Food and Nutrition
Hi all, was thinking of trying the VEGGAMOUCHE diet, any thoughts? You basically burn calories by stomping on all your food until it's mooshy, and then cry while eating it.

I am getting married in two weeks and need to drop about 30lbs in that time and thought this might work. Plus I think I saw it on Dr Oz or something. Opinions?

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  • LearnFromTheRed
    LearnFromTheRed Posts: 294 Member
    The crying might be too strenuous for you to begin with. Build up slowly.
  • Achrya
    Achrya Posts: 16,913 Member
    Hi all, was thinking of trying the VEGGAMOUCHE diet, any thoughts? You basically burn calories by stomping on all your food until it's mooshy, and then cry while eating it.

    I am getting married in two weeks and need to drop about 30lbs in that time and thought this might work. Plus I think I saw it on Dr Oz or something. Opinions?

    If you saw it on Dr. Oz it must be legit. Good luck, I'm sure you'll be in that dress in no time. Don't forget to report back, I was looking at something similar to this, except I think it was a cleanse...
  • auroranflash
    auroranflash Posts: 3,569 Member
    I think it's working already. Just the name of the diet is kind of grossing me out. I'm not hungry at all!

    .... so, uh, how do you get brussels sprouts out of carpet?
  • usmcmp
    usmcmp Posts: 21,219 Member
    I tried this once. My food tasted like feet and I had a tough time scraping it off the tile. The crying really does help!
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
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  • LoosingMyLast15
    LoosingMyLast15 Posts: 1,457 Member
    Hi all, was thinking of trying the VEGGAMOUCHE diet, any thoughts? You basically burn calories by stomping on all your food until it's mooshy, and then cry while eating it.

    I am getting married in two weeks and need to drop about 30lbs in that time and thought this might work. Plus I think I saw it on Dr Oz or something. Opinions?

    i'm interested in this as well but i heard you need to buy very specific sneakers for the stomping and the only way to get them is to visit a stomping food specialty store where they measure your stomping pressure all while collecting your tears in beakers which they then test to verify you are consuming less than 1200 calories a day.
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
    I think that sounds like an excellent idea. I'm not sure I'll be able to cry hard enough though.
  • tinak33
    tinak33 Posts: 9,883 Member
    Only works during thunderstorms, when Queen is playing in the background (Queen boosts metabolism - Oprah tried it once and lost 10 lbs).

    The thunderstorm gets the heart rate up and you burn more calories while stomping the vegetables.
  • Factory_Reset
    Factory_Reset Posts: 1,651 Member
    Crying and stomping our both excellent calorie burners.

    Keep up the great work OP
  • Prettymisssparkles
    Prettymisssparkles Posts: 1,274 Member
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  • RunFarLiveHappy
    RunFarLiveHappy Posts: 805 Member
    Only works during thunderstorms, when Queen is playing in the background (Queen boosts metabolism - Oprah tried it once and lost 10 lbs).

    The thunderstorm gets the heart rate up and you burn more calories while stomping the vegetables.

    QFT

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