Eat Healthy! See inside!!

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Eat Healthy!
1,000,000 definitions and counting!

Be very afraid of your food! Ask us how!

Drink a water cooler full of water a day or die!!

Gut flora! Mows the lawn! Causes autism! Does it do your taxes? No, that's coconut oil!!

Be a Crunchy Green Tea Kale Queen Starvation Dieter! We've got the latest tips.

Do you really need to eat that, fatty?

Avoid Chemicals!
Except antioxidants!
And supplements!
And water!


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Alatariel75

kommodevaran

I'm so sorry to say this is spot on

ladyreva78

kommodevaran wrote: »

I'm so sorry to say this is spot on

It's sad isn't it?

I'm being inundated by the 'eat y to lose fat in x zone'. It's the craze at work right now...

MelissaPhippsFeagins

Quinoa. Which is okay when mixed with rice and seasoned correctly, but plain it is awful.

zyxst

University of Michigan discovers water forces weight loss!

See page 43 for Christmas gingerbread double chocolate chip brownies with brown butter cream cheese frosting.

rainbowbow

Learn all about SUPERFOODS and why you need them in your diet!

Cure cancer with this one simple trick!
(a handful of berries a day IS ALL YOU NEED!)

Drink Wine and Eat Dark chocolate to stay young and vibrant forever!

New study shows eating breakfast cures mental instability!

Did you know this one little pill can help you lose 30 pounds in 30 days?!
(take a fiber supplement)

etc. etc. etc.

deannalfisher

one glass of wine a night leads to greater weight loss

lightenup2016

Carbs are evil!

But here, have these gluten-free carbs instead!

BeastField

Meal timing is 1000% critical - every 89.1343 minutes to be exact - that is the optimal time. Up until 6:17pm, and before 8:04am. Those are considered metabolic breakdown times.

deannalfisher

JPBgrad98 wrote: »

Meal timing is 1000% critical - every 89.1343 minutes to be exact - that is the optimal time. Up until 6:17pm, and before 8:04am. Those are considered metabolic breakdown times.

dammit, i knew that was why i was struggled - i ate at 8:06 and just can't lose the weight

thereshegoesagain

Dr. Oz, is that you?

BeastField

deannalfisher wrote: »

dammit, i knew that was why i was struggled - i ate at 8:06 and just can't lose the weight

Yes - exactly. You see, it has to do with the surplus of glycogen that accumulates from the addition of protein lipids, thus resulting in an increase of metabolic slowdown. I know my broscience, so trust me. I have been lifting for 3 months now. Also, make sure you log all your water intake, including when you take a shower and get a little in your mouth. That is more caloric. Oh - and the rain. Man... those clouds add a ton of calories to the water.

thereshegoesagain wrote: »

Dr. Oz, is that you?

Dr. Oz rules. He is my hero, and my dad.

dragon_girl26

Noel_57 wrote: »

I am gaining weight on 1200 calories. Could it be the diet soda?

No, it's probably because you ate 1199 calories one day instead, and now you are in.permanent starvation mode. Time for a detox!

BruinsGal_91

Don't eat after 6:00pm because anything consumed after that time has double calories. To counter this, take three teaspoons of apple cider vinegar in a glass of warm water and lemon juice.

BeastField

I heard that you can detox your body by combining 7 tsp of cinnamon with 1 gallon of lemon juice, mixed with some cod liver oil.

MKEgal

freedomofnow

JPBgrad98 wrote: »

I heard that you can detox your body by combining 7 tsp of cinnamon with 1 gallon of lemon juice, mixed with some cod liver oil.

Lost it at the gallon of lemon juice..

nineteentwenty

"Take a good fistful of coconut oil and rub it all over everything you have ever loved"

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