trigger warning: following post contains humor.

_John_

Why did the chicken cross the road?


To get to the other side...

JeromeBarry1

This is dog whistle for something.

MrStabbems

RoxieDawn

"three tomatoes are walking down the street- a poppa tomato, a momma tomato, and a little baby tomato. baby tomato starts lagging behind. poppa tomato gets angry, goes over to the baby tomato, and smooshes him... and says, catch up!"

-pulp fiction

very dry.. its the first thing I thought of when I saw the chicken joke...

cosmonew

a guy walks into the kitchen with a duck under his arm and says "This is the pig, I've been getting with" The girl in the kitchen says. "That is a duck". The guy says "I wasn't talking to you".

beagletracks

What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator?

Close the door, I'm dressing.

KrazyDaizy

KrazyDaizy

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RunHardBeStrong

LiftingLady5 wrote: »

I am not one for humor. I may have to flag all of you.

Probably should block them all too. But not me!

RoxieDawn

LiftingLady5 wrote: »

I am not one for humor. I may have to flag all of you.

do it.. it will be humorous.

love the avatar.. btw

KrazyDaizy

LiftingLady5 wrote: »

I am not one for humor. I may have to flag all of you.

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quiksylver296

_John_ wrote: »

Why did the chicken cross the road?


To get to the other side...

Nope.

MiloBloom83

Triggered. And reported.

cee134

"If you fall, I'll be there." -Floor

cee134

Build a man a fire and he is warm for a night, but set a man on fire and he is warm for life.

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Timshel_

littlemissbgiff wrote: »

How can you tell if someone does crossfit?

Don't worry, they'll tell you

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